We should offer Chelsea £125 million plus for him. I reckon they'd take it with their FFP issues and it is better than wasting money on cheaper players like Mount, Antony, Hoijland etc.
If a player makes a challenge that should have been a yellow card but doesn't get booked, within the next few minutes he will commit another dangerous challenge and get a yellow card.
I've changed it to take a dig at Haaland due to the fact he was born in Leeds.
To the tune of Kicking a Blue
We turned down Haaland
We turned down Kane
Wouldn't sign Osimhen
Because we wanted the Dane
We retired Klopp
Beat Chelsea too...
To the tune of Kicking a Blue
We turned down Haaland
We turned down Kane
Wouldn't sign Osimhen
Because we wanted the Dane
We retired Klopp
Beat Chelsea too
But what we liked most was his United debut.