Recent content by Steev

Ha ha they do indeed!

I've just been imagining John Motson (RIP) doing the commentary for these matches. "Salah will take it... he's never missed a penalty during Lent... Oh its gone wide... What a cnut! What an absolute cnut!"

Scholes presenting next week, apparently

Good point. We should go for the Euros instead because our reputation in Europe is at an all time high (!).

Absolutely. Surely this is the only thing that can be described as the 'United Way', as it precedes Busby and has continued after Fergie to this day.

Oh wait so its that Ronaldo. Cool. I'm on board.

I sometimes wonder whether the commentary teams for BT Sport are under instruction to never stop talking for more than 5 seconds. They never shut the feck up. Commentators on the radio say less, FFS

I haven't seen Granada for a while so no idea how we'll do. Does Elton Welsby still play for them?

I think he's waiting for Fergie to bring him on

We might as well have just kicked the ball in our own goal

Good luck Edinson. You're gonna need it.

It definitely worked better with Ray Liotta, as his career also went into witness protection at the end of the film.

Not if your Captain plays. If your Captain doesn't play, your Vice Captain gets double points instead.

I'm hoping to have a playing bench this season. Not just because of the hectic fixture schedule, but also in case a player is diagnosed with covid and cant play for a couple of weeks. It's also possible some games may be postponed for the same reason.

Amazing that England have won that. Get in.