Recent content by The Gatekeeper

  1. André Onana | 2023/24 Performances

    People on here talking about the technical aspects of goalkeeping as if they have any idea about the technical aspects of goalkeeping. It's hilarious.
  2. Is this the ugliest kit we’ve ever had?

    Y'all are forgetting that grey kit from the 1990s.
  3. Casemiro | 2023/24 Performances

    And he gets dribbled past at a far higher percentage than at least both Rodri and Rice?
  4. Fred | 2022/23 Performances

    Here comes the scapegoating.
  5. Protest planned ahead of the Liverpool game

    Golf balls :wenger:
  6. Lets go for the sponsors!

    Any protests or attempts to get rid of the Glazers are entirely contingent on being prepared to completely and geniunely step away from supporting the club, including watching games? Are you prepared to do that. So for local fans, that may involve spending time following and watching FC United...
  7. Cristiano Ronaldo (I stay)

    He's not THE problem. THE problem are the Glazers. He's is one of many, many, many smaller problems which cumulatively have added to another gigantic problem - the squad in it's entirety. They're psychologically done on a level rarely seen. Ronaldo and the rest of them have to go. Whether he's...
  8. Marcus Rashford - Linked to PSG

    Sell. Sell them all.
  9. Jamie Vardy - Manchester United considering move according to The Athletic/Adam Crafton

    I'm actually beginning to think you're broke. Like, legitimately broke.
  10. Gary Neville - Pundit

    Ah yes, the executive equivalent of 'PASHUN'. Probably best to find someone dispassionate and competent.
  11. Ralf Rangnick's consultancy role has been scrapped

    Come back Ralf! Just....not as manager. Stay the hell away from the dugout.
  12. Official.....Give it Ronaldo End of Season thread

    The p45? Absolutely. And give it to every other player too.
  13. What is the ambition of our club?

    That's the ambition of every club, directly or indirectly.
  14. Manchester United's lack of identity

    Let's be honest: By "lack of identity" what you mean is "lack of winning". I, clearly, can relate.