unrelated, but does anyone know if piss stains wash out a football shirt and does urine negatively affect the name and number printed on it? the shirt is 13 years old, if that has any bearing on it.
Cristiano Ronaldo - Man Utd Player
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Better than that because this actually happened
He is going to rip Martial a new one. Can’t fcuking wait.
Considering Cavani is going to be gone the entire season it won’t really matterHow's Penaldo going to get on with Penandes then in same team then? Doesn't really work well for Portugal?
Seriously though good signing, will be interested to see Ole deal with having a super ego in the side though. Martial and Cavani won't play much?
How will Utd line up with him ?
Looking forward to see him play in premier League once more.
Woody you beautiful creature!!!
12 long years. I remember the exact moment I found out hes leaving. They all laughed at us... the last laugh is sweetest
Nah Ronaldo did it better
You have multiple cocks?But when are we getting a centre midf- ah feck it all. COCKS OUT!
My head has gone now... but were we second choice?
Now I've had time to process what has happened today I have to bring my rational head to the table.
Ronaldo is a sensational player, there's no question. And signing him takes us into the conversation of title contenders purely based on his unbelievable numbers. But, we are still short in midfield and need to reinforce this area to stand a good chance of winning the league. With just Ronaldo, I think we are still short.
But I'm over the moon that he is back after thinking for years it would never happen
Ronaldo is a sensational player, there's no question. And signing him takes us into the conversation of title contenders purely based on his unbelievable numbers. But, we are still short in midfield and need to reinforce this area to stand a good chance of winning the league. With just Ronaldo, I think we are still short.
But I'm over the moon that he is back after thinking for years it would never happen
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17 minutes, almost 600k
Holy shit I can't believe he's back!
Only issue is one cannot buy a Ronaldo shirt yet in Utd Store
I don’t even know if this is the right move but to be fair I don’t really care, this is a beautiful moment in our recent history. Ronaldo is possibly the greatest player I’ve ever seen in a United shirt, to see him walk out of the tunnel at Old Trafford again is a dream come true.
Welcome home Ronnie! Now let’s finish what we started.
Welcome home Ronnie! Now let’s finish what we started.
Cavani selecting a new shirt number on zoom as we speak
This bloke on SSN is so bitter. feck him, feck City… viva Ronaldo!!!!
I honestly still can't believe. Crazy. We slept yesterday with him going to City, woke today to find him joining United.
Club didnt have a choice but to go for him, it is what it is. Hope he does well for us and understands that this United aint the same that he left.
Check the instagram likes. Unbelievable.
Jesus. welcome home ronnie. how did they pulled this out?
Me to Woody in Lee Judge's voice... "You've done it again!!"
Hoping for a Bolton like cameo against wolves
Alot of people need to go on their knees this holy friday and beg The Messiah for forgiveness 'cause this place has been like Sodoma these last two days. Ive seen alot of blasphemy.
Repent, believe and all is forgiven.
I love you Cristiano.
MUFC- THE RELIGION.
Repent, believe and all is forgiven.
I love you Cristiano.
MUFC- THE RELIGION.
Can he play DM ? 
Who???? Never heard of him.
I did not want this to ever happen and now it’s happened I’ve opened a beer to celebrate. Bring it on. Most excited I’ve been since Fergie left.
I did not want this to ever happen and now it’s happened I’ve opened a beer to celebrate. Bring it on. Most excited I’ve been since Fergie left.
Listening to SSN and this Kaveh guy is a cnut. He hates us big time.
Have the servers been upgraded? How is she taking the strain?! This is mental!
Ronaldo!!!!!!!!!!
Ronaldo!!!!!!!!!!
Paid for his wages in likes already.
Michael Atherton in full muppet mode
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I think now and only now would I feel comfortable with Amazon coming in and recording us win the PL or CL. The only time.
Best day of my life.
Are his numbers on FM any good?
Won't he quarantine
thats crazy. Seeing him walk out again at OT to the roar of the crowd is emotional. Seeing him score again gonna be nuts.
Cristiano doesn’t quarantine.
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