Give me your best football/player portmanteaus

horsechoker · Feb 5, 2024

a word blending the sounds and combining the meanings of two others, for example motel or brunch.

Casemainoo
Robbery

Etc

thisisnottaken1 · Feb 5, 2024

Arjen Robin Van Persie

Pogue Mahone · Feb 5, 2024

Rojones is the best one we’ve had at United.

Big Ben Foster · Feb 5, 2024

Vagner Lovennegoor of Hesselink

LInkash · Feb 5, 2024

McFred

Heinzesight · Feb 5, 2024

Postecogloumacari

Pink Moon · Feb 5, 2024

Robbery is the gold standard of these. Nothing will ever come close.

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Feb 5, 2024

Garnanana

Oranges038 · Feb 5, 2024

MessHall

RiceImpey

MadMike · Feb 5, 2024

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson said:
Garnanana

Batman

neon_badger · Feb 5, 2024

OnaNani

Scandi Red · Feb 5, 2024

BacunaMataTah

Black Adder · Feb 5, 2024

While playing for Werder Bremen, Miroslav Klose and Ivan Klasnić were nickamed by Croatian media as Klosnić.