Other Silliest names in media

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What are some of the most ridiculous names in popular media?

Kojima's Hot Coldman and Die Hardman must be up there
 

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Gustavo Fring from Breaking Bad simply because he’s named after Torsten Frings.
 

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Adonis Johnson Creed

I get that his dad was named Apollo, but still... Talk about putting pressure on your son! Imagine if he was fat and neurodivergent? The bullying would be relentless. Also, why stop at Adonis? Might as well call him Big Dick Casanova.
 
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Toast of London specialises in this kind of thing:

Clem Fandango
Jane Plough
Ray Purchase
Russ Nightlife
Clancy Moped
Max Gland
Ken Suggestion
Cliff Promise
Basil Jet
Duncan Clench
Vic Titball
Dinky Frinkbuster
Hamilton Meathouse
Jenny Spasm
Ricky Seasack
Heathcote Pursuit
Charles Bonus
Nan Slack
 
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horsechoker said:
Some crackers from PES

Law Kit - Roy Keane
Alan Sinalda - Shearer
Neil Lemon
Ryan Greggs
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Ryan Greggs was a real footballer though. He's the guy who scored an own goal against Tottenham and showed the world he didn't have any chest hair. Later on it was revealed that his brother had been shagging his wife. Poor Greggs never had it easy. He didn't even win Adventure Call even if he chose all the correct paths.
 

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Horsechoker comes to mind
 
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