Ashley Young is a villain

[horsechoker]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/57472899

Burnley in talks with Ashley Young over move from Inter Milan

Burnley are in talks with Inter Milan defender Ashley Young about a return to the Premier League.

The 35-year-old former England international left Manchester United for the Italian side in January 2020.

 

[golden_blunder]

Dychebag was his captain at Watford

 

[2 man midfield]

Even more potential for a slip up at Turf Moor. Great.

 

[Livewire1974]

Trying to work out a way to make a reference to a bird shitting in his mouth into the story, but failed.

 

[ClaytonBlackmoorLeftPeg]

Inter probably want to pay him €50 and a packet of crisps.

Not seen him play at Inter.

tough job at his age to be a PL fullback.

 

[Bastian]

He's got the option of Inter, Watford and Burnley, right? So, no one in that scenario signs for Burnley. Right

 

[Brophs]

Dychebag was his captain at Watford

 

[golden_blunder]

To the name?

 

[Samid]

Trying to work out a way to make a reference to a bird shitting in his mouth into the story, but failed.

Bird shit eater to be managed by worm eater.

 

[horsechoker]

To the name?

To the wall!
To the sweat drops down my balls (my balls)

 

[Rozay]

Doesn’t seem a Burnley player to me.

 

[Lash]

Doesn’t seem a Burnley player to me.

Hard worker, regular and decent crosser, English. Archetypal Burnley player.

 

[golden_blunder]

Doesn’t seem a Burnley player to me.

No? He’s quite capable of cheating and booting it long

 

[big rons sovereign]

Trying to work out a way to make a reference to a bird shitting in his mouth into the story, but failed.

There's plenty of 'birds' in Burnley willing to shit in his mouth.
2 rum and cokes and half an ounce of golden Virginia should do it....

 

[LawCharltonBest]

Burnley for a year, will lose his place in the last third of the season then jet off to USA

Welcome back Ashley

 

[Lay]

Burnley for a year, will lose his place in the last third of the season then jet off to USA

Welcome back Ashley

Pretty much what I was going to post

 

[GlasgowCeltic]

Doesn’t seem a Burnley player to me.

Can't see their support being happy about this

 

[charlenefan]

Wait aren't we after a backup RB?

 

[sewey89]

Can't see their support being happy about this

I know a Burnley fan and he's really happy with the news.

I think he'll be a good signing for them. Much better than Lowton

 

[Adnan]

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[Adnan]

The Villa correspondent for the Athletic is also reporting Villa's interest in Ashley Young.

https://theathletic.com/news/ashley-young-aston-villa-transfer/GLsPEH4XZjSd

 

[SATA]

Better to return to play for Villa than Watford. I still remember Watford fans booing him all the time when we went to Vicarage Road in the Prem. Perhaps he remembers that too

 

[El Zoido]

Back at Villa.

 

[golden_blunder]

Dammit I was hoping he’d move to Hearts
Then I could sing Young At Hearts

 

[ClaytonBlackmoorLeftPeg]

Good luck to him. Always gives his best.

 

[Red Royal]

Hope he gets a good reception at OT, always tried his best and so no complaints (except for trying to deny the birdshit incident).

 

[RedDevilCanuck]

Body checked Di Maria.

 

[Pexbo]

He’s a really, really, really good lad. Hope he smashes it at Villa.

 

[GledTheRed]

Hope he gets a good reception at OT, always tried his best and so no complaints (except for trying to deny the birdshit incident).

He will, and he needs to fess up about the bird shit.

 

[wise_old_man]

I see Villa have already gotten their Jack Grealish replacement in place. Talk about efficient pre-planning...

 

[Sandikan]

I see Villa have already gotten their Jack Grealish replacement in place. Talk about efficient pre-planning...

Exactly this.
Not much of a dip in quality from Grealish either and better at crossing, so they'll gain 60-70m on this move. Genius.

somebody..come on

 

[Oranges038]

Exactly this.
Not much of a dip in quality from Grealish either and better at crossing, so they'll gain 60-70m on this move. Genius.

somebody..come on

If you believe the hype.

That would either make Young almost world class or Grealish just about above average....

Which is it?

 

[tomaldinho1]

Trying to work out a way to make a reference to a bird shitting in his mouth into the story, but failed.

Ashley Young quells Brighton rumours despite Potter going to great lengths to convince the player. Rumours circulating club nickname has spooked the former United man and he prefers a club away from the coastline.

 

[Annihilate Now!]

Hope he gets a good reception at OT, always tried his best and so no complaints (except for trying to deny the birdshit incident).

He definitely will

Body checked Di Maria.

The best thing about that was the lunatics who thought he should have been red carded for it

 

[Dirty Schwein]

What's this bird shit I keep reading?

 

[Pavl3n]

To the wall!
To the sweat drops down my balls (my balls)

To the window!

 

[Galactic]

Time for the poo gif again surely

 

[Jimble]

What's this bird shit I keep reading?

 

[Sandikan]

If you believe the hype.

That would either make Young almost world class or Grealish just about above average....

Which is it?

Clearly you're not up on the whole white text thing

 

[Zlatan 7]

I’m still convinced that shit lands behind him and that’s just carragher level gob in his mouth.

hope he has a good year at villa