Was it ChatGPT @Berbasbullet?
Benni McCarthy joins United
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Is there a thread for "posts that should have had white text but didn't" ?
Hey Benni, welcome to United, we want you to coach our strikers and help them become lethal in the box. They are all here, in the physio room, meet Martial. He'll be available 4 weeks after returning from injury so he won't get injured right away. Now go work your magic.
Don't blame the prompter for anything but bad prompting
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I wanted posters to argue with a robot, so they got to experience what it's like to converse with @AmadaeusSo Rashford counts because he's apparently coachable and Weghorst doesn't count because he's apparently uncoachable. Why aren't you mentioning the likes of Sancho and Antony? 160m worth of attacking talent looking completely toothless. Cherrypicking at its finest.
Reality is that our forwards by and large have been crap in the league. Averaging 1.5 goals per game is a horrific return.
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forgiven.It has a particular style as we see in BBs posts. likes to construct arguments a certain way and prefers terms like ultimately.Interesting
What's the ChatGPT format?
Weghorst doesn’t count because he’s a) shit and b) only been here a couple of months.
ETH on McCarthy’s role:
We have three strikers in our squad. Rashford (who’s on target for his most goals ever) Martial (who’s on target for his least games ever) and Weghorst (see above) Neither Sancho nor Antony are strikers (obviously). And does their poor finishing seem like an issue to you?
The word "additionally" is a big tell too.
Absolutely. It's remarkably easy to spot.
what a load of fannies. here’s the “striker coach” role in a nutshell:
“you see that cross? header it right in the corner where their goalkeeper can’t reach it.”
“no time to take a touch in the box? one touch finish, top bins.”
“try and score a record amount of goals this year.”
thank you; that’ll be 300k a year.
“you see that cross? header it right in the corner where their goalkeeper can’t reach it.”
“no time to take a touch in the box? one touch finish, top bins.”
“try and score a record amount of goals this year.”
thank you; that’ll be 300k a year.
Most of Rashford's goals have come from the wing. You can't label him a striker on course for his most goals ever when most of them have been from the wing, while at the same time dismiss Sancho and Antony because they are wingers. That's literally cherrypicking.
The only strikers in the squad are Martial and Weghorst. One has started 19(!) consecutive games and scored 2 goals. That's a damning assessment of the guy who is 'specific and responsible for strikers'.
See post #229.
I'd start Benni ahead of Werg.
Sack watch?
Benni needs to be doubling his shooting practices I feel.
Theres no excuse for the chances of players have been missing lately.
I hope Erik has them doing extra training till the end of the season as regards this
Theres no excuse for the chances of players have been missing lately.
I hope Erik has them doing extra training till the end of the season as regards this
Got a very tough job coming up trying to help Hojlund.
Good vibes FC
I used to love him as a player, I wish we had him when he was at his best. I love that he seems to enjoy himself so much here!
What does he even do?
Helps Darren Fletcher put the cones out
Didnt he score an incredible header agaibst us?
Scored two goals against us for Porto in 2004; we ended up getting knocked out.
Doesn’t even wear shorts. Sack.
I haven't seen him pop any balloons either, obviously a sham.
That is genuinely lovely.
Benni doing us United loving Saffers proud 
Yes he did, Porto legend
I forgot that! That header was sublime though
From the video, he picked up with the hugs after Mata
“Pelli!”to Pellestri made me feel all warm and fuzzy.
This is the content we all need
It’s like any job, when the atmosphere is happy we enjoy it more. Feel like we need more of these positive characters. The energy feels different, I can see a tangible change. Vibes!
Just came to post this.
Benni in the 18 area, areaaaaaa!!!
Sloppy rondos. Sack
what does he do?