FAO Shitname

[passiveman]

Originally posted by charlie's devils:
<strong>10 Facts you probably wished you didn't know about Shitname:

1: He lives in London (but not the ghetto)
2: He is black/Irish.
3: He is a solo rapper, who does not mix his desks
4: He owns an illegal bare knuckle fight den in Hull
5: He has had anal sex with Davo's wife and my mother.
6: He is not my dad.
7: He is rock hard
8: He works in an office
9: His real name is Nigel
and last but not least
10: He has a shit name

Surely we can work out his identity from that lot. Is he the lead singer with Thin Lizzy, do you think?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Respect for Phil Lynott please...


Phil's name was more ordinary than shit.

He did not work in an office.

He was not called Nigel.

He was not a bare knuckle boxer with a club in Hull.

He spent most of his time in Dublin.

I doubt he has had anal sex with Davo's mother or yours.


To summarise: Phil Lynott was black/Irish, is not your dad and could be construed as being rock hard, there are no other similarities.

 

[Davo]

Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>its nice that I cause you lot so much intrigue... but every one knows i have sex with your mother the rest is not even close... but please do try again.. </strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't think anyone thinks you have sex full stop..

In fact, I'd hazard a guess that the only intrigue you cause is why you chose your name?

Cos its shit...

 

[Da_pleasure_n_da_pain]

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> ok then, I'm glad my name has caused you so much intrigue, why don't you start another thread trying to decipher as to why it is that I chose it.

Go on be the bitch we know you are..

 

[charlie's devils]

Originally posted by passiveman:
<strong>

Respect for Phil Lynott please...


Phil's name was more ordinary than shit.

He did not work in an office.

He was not called Nigel.

He was not a bare knuckle boxer with a club in Hull.

He spent most of his time in Dublin.

I doubt he has had anal sex with Davo's mother or yours.


To summarise: Phil Lynott was black/Irish, is not your dad and could be construed as being rock hard, there are no other similarities.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You could probably have proved that Da_shitname is not Phil Lynott by pointing out that Mr Lynott is, in fact, dead.

 

[Davo]

Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> ok then, I'm glad my name has caused you so much intrigue, why don't you start another thread trying to decipher as to why it is that I chose it.

Go on be the bitch we know you are.. </strong><hr></blockquote>


Nahhh

I'll just point out how shit it is from time to time...

 

[passiveman]

Originally posted by charlie's devils:
<strong>

You could probably have proved that Da_shitname is not Phil Lynott by pointing out that Mr Lynott is, in fact, dead.


</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh and Philo is dead.

 

[Da_pleasure_n_da_pain]

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Originally posted by charlie's devils:

You could probably have proved that Da_shitname is not Phil Lynott by pointing out that Mr Lynott is, in fact, dead.

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So why claim i could be him in the first place, what a thick penis-sucking moron you are!

This is getting boring now; I will leave you to it. However you can continue spending time trying to work out facts about me, make it as wild as you can, should make for a good read in the morning, I know it makes you happy

sad prick

 

[charlie's devils]

Originally posted by passiveman:
<strong>

Oh and Philo is dead.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Which makes Clinton Morrisson the next prime suspect.
He is black/Irish (by FIFA rules anyway).
He fancies himself as a bit of a stud, so could have had Davo's wife and my mum up the Gary Glitter.
He could own an illegal bare knuckle fighting den in Hull for all we know. It's illegal so he's not likely to talk about it.
Mr Morrison has been known to do a bit of DJing.
He could be construed as rock hard.
His real name is Nigel (not 100 per cent sure of this one.)
He used to work in an office.
He lives in London.
Clinton Morrison also has a well hard brother called Mark, who has access to stun guns and head gear.


I rest my case.

 

[Da_pleasure_n_da_pain]

see what i mean <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

I rest my case aswell its obvious to one and all that Charlie is a knob! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

oh sorry don't mean to spoil your fun please do carry on

 

[passiveman]

Originally posted by charlie's devils:
<strong>

Which makes Clinton Morrisson the next prime suspect.
He is black/Irish (by FIFA rules anyway).
He fancies himself as a bit of a stud, so could have had Davo's wife and my mum up the Gary Glitter.
He could own an illegal bare knuckle fighting den in Hull for all we know. It's illegal so he's not likely to talk about.
Mr Morrison has been known to do a bit of DJing.
He could be construed as rock hard.
His real name is Nigel (not 100 per cent sure of this one.)
He used to work in an office.
He lives in London.
Clinton Morrison also has a well hard brother called Mark, who has access to stun guns and head gear.


I rest my case.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hmmmmm, you could be onto something, but I doubt it.

The only incontrovertible fact we know about Da_etc. is that he fecked your ma, who's so fat etc. ergo he prefers sex with fat ladies. Unusual that...

 

[charlie's devils]

Originally posted by passiveman:
<strong>

The only incontrovertible fact we know about Da_etc. is that he fecked your ma.</strong><hr></blockquote>

We also know he has a shit name.

 

[Da_pleasure_n_da_pain]

OK hands up i have to admit it, she is a fat bitch! However i don't prefer sex with fat women, its just that she is ever so easy, and i was ever so drunk. Anyway please continue....

 

[Da_pleasure_n_da_pain]

<img src="graemlins/yawn.gif" border="0" alt="[Yawn]" /> ok if you think so i guess i must have, no danger of me changing it though. Anyway please do continue...

 

[bananaman]

this thread should be called

DA_shitname_N_DA_shitstirrer

 

[Kinky Melinky]

Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>It’s all very well acting the big man behind a computer screen, but how about you try it in real life. Fact is if this was a real life situation you wouldn’t dare say a thing to anyone.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Wow man, word up, that's deep ! Did you happen to write some rap based on this ?

Yo Yo !! Check this out
I'll shoot you down you and ya ho'se,
Cuz me and my bros we got tha clothes,
Word up ya'll we got tha gear to tha head
I got ma guns

but I'd rather box instead

Do ya hear tha rymes that I'm beginnin to pull ?
It's ain't easy for a black Irish homey in Hull
The only sex I seem to get is with a mother,
But peace to her cuz she's dead, I keep her under cover

 

[JSV]

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

feck me, kinky's on a roll here...

 

[charlie's devils]

Originally posted by Kinky Melinky:
<strong>

Yo Yo !! Check this out
I'll shoot you down you and ya ho'se,
Cuz me and my bros we got tha clothes,
Word up ya'll we got tha gear to tha head
I got ma guns

but I'd rather box instead

Do ya hear tha rymes that I'm beginnin to pull ?
It's ain't easy for a black Irish homey in Hull
The only sex I seem to get is with a mother,
But peace to her cuz she's dead, I keep her under cover</strong><hr></blockquote>

One time....

 

[Mancunian Candidate]

Wow, Da_pleasure keeps turning Davo inside out, and Davo keeps coming back fer more. Davo, you should give up, you'll never beat him mate.

 

[GiggsysGirl]

if this fight goes ahead, can i be the girl in the sequin leotard and giant feathery headdress that goes around with the round number placards?

 

[True Treble Reds]

Originally posted by Da_pleasure_n_da_pain:
<strong>Davo I knew I was right about you, I know your type. You spend your whole life here in an attempt to give it some kind of meaning. On the net you can make out that you are the main man, and you are so superior to everyone else. You try to portray this image of you being all cool and important. However in real life you’re a sad, pathetic loser, and your shit scared. I bet you got bullied at school. In fact I know you did.
</strong><hr></blockquote> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[passiveman]

Originally posted by GiggsysGirl:
<strong>if this fight goes ahead, can i be the girl in the sequin leotard and giant feathery headdress that goes around with the round number placards? </strong><hr></blockquote>

Most certainly, if you need to do rehearsals I think I've got some of those placards around the gaff here somewhere - I'd be delighted to offer constructive criticism.

<img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

 

[GiggsysGirl]

Originally posted by passiveman:
<strong>

Most certainly, if you need to do rehearsals I think I've got some of those placards around the gaff here somewhere - I'd be delighted to offer constructive criticism.

<img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

oh that's so sweet of you to take the time to help me <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

tho i think my Vegas days should stand me in good stead!

 

[passiveman]

Originally posted by GiggsysGirl:
<strong>

oh that's so sweet of you to take the time to help me <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

tho i think my Vegas days should stand me in good stead! </strong><hr></blockquote>


Vegas days?

Careful, you're getting me all excited now... Davo, please see to it that I get a ringside seat for this upcoming event.

 

[GiggsysGirl]

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

and Davo...post May 18th please, so's i'm on the right continent!

 

[Kinky Melinky]

Originally posted by GiggsysGirl:
<strong> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

and Davo...post May 18th please, so's i'm on the right continent!</strong><hr></blockquote>

It's a set up ! Can't you see people that GiggsysGirl is Shitname's Ho !?!?!?! Passiveman, you you have been warned !!!!

 

[GiggsysGirl]

Originally posted by Kinky Melinky:
<strong>

It's a set up ! Can't you see people that GiggsysGirl is Shitname's Ho !?!?!?! Passiveman, you you have been warned !!!! </strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" /> i categorically deny any involvement with the Da_P corner! as round-number-coordinator i am required to be neutral and i intend to fulfill my role more than adequately!

plus, if i'm anyone's ho...i'm g_b's!

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!! <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" />

 

[giggzy]

Originally posted by GiggsysGirl:
<strong>


plus, if i'm anyone's ho...i'm g_b's!

</strong><hr></blockquote>

thats cool. <img src="graemlins/annoyed.gif" border="0" alt="[Annoyed]" />

 

[golden_blunder]

Originally posted by GiggsysGirl:
<strong>


plus, if i'm anyone's ho...i'm g_b's!

</strong><hr></blockquote>

hear that all you motherfeckers, shes my bird
hands off my ho, unless you pay big pimp G_B first. Wheres my glass shoes gone for me goldfish?

 

[DanishDevil]

Originally posted by GiggsysGirl:
<strong>
plus, if i'm anyone's ho...i'm g_b's!
</strong><hr></blockquote>

 

[manux399]

Nice one Davo, best post you've done all season, I like the "Shitname" quote seems to fit the bill somewhat..

 

[golden_blunder]

haha GG was my ho

you were a great ho too GG but you owe me money

my bitch betta have my money