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A knock on the door to Fergie's office. A studious, grey old Fergie, sat behind his large, antique oak desk raises his head from his dusty book of tactics. "Aye?"
[ENTER] Twins, Rafael and Fabio
"Boss?" Say the twins in unison, "We think it's time." From behind their back they produce a box of Just For Men hair dye.
[CUT TO: MONTAGE] *Music: Tina Turner - Simply The Best*
Fergie now with full head of luscious dark brown hair jogging to the training pitch. Fergie weaving through cones. [SLOW MOTION] Fergie showing the athleticism of a man thirty years his junior to control the ball on his chest under a challenge from Vidic before burying it into the top corner past an outstretched VDS. Fergie in the gym pumping iron. Fergie on a dinner date with a young Rachel Riley lookalike, both throw their heads back with laughter. Fergie running on a treadmill. Fergie in the Wembley changing room tying up his boots. Fergie leading the team out for the Champions League final against Real Madrid [CLOSE UP] flicks up his collar. Fergie heading the winner. Fergie celebrating by the corner flag with the team [SLOW MOTION] Shakes all his hair about. Fergie in the shower room after the match wearing only a towel showing off his ripped torso, checks back on the way to the shower to pick up his box of Just For Men hair dye.
[CUT TO]
Just For Men product range displayed on grass next to a pair of football boots and a generic looking prop trophy.
[TEXT] JUST FOR MEN: LIVE FORWARD
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