Lineker shits himself during match

Breaks wouldn't be a good idea. How about yellow, red card and brown card if you soil the lovely playing surface?
 
State of some of the pitches once this snow clears, a bit of manure will do them the world of good.
 
This is a very good point, should we encourage waste disposal during a football match for the good of the playing area in these troubled times?

A respect the pitch campaign?

It would get a lot more support and actually happen, as opposed to the respect the ref campaign.
 
From never receiving a caution to one of the dirtiest players ever. A reputation ruined!
 
Always heard a rumour about this, so burst out laughing last night listening to that interview.

"I shit myself."

Never one to mince his words.