[Rednotdead]

Surely Jose will be licking his lips watching this.....

I'm sure I just heard someone shout "get in there!" in Portuguese.............

 

[Sassy Colin]

Darmian coming on was the death kneel. It was forced, but Young on for Rashford really didn't make a difference. It should have been Young on for Mata.

Young offers no goal threat whatsoever, at least Fellatio would have given their defence something to think about. They probably just laughed at each other when Young came on.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

We'll win this.

 

[2 man midfield]

Liverpool eulogising their history is starting to make more and more sense...

 

[Von Mistelroum]

Nothing Van Gaal could do. It's the law of Murphy....

 

[Prodigal7]

Could a mod please ban Glaston in the next 10 minutes.

 

[togg]

I know fully want us to roll over against Leicester to stop any chance of these tosspots winning the title

 

[markorm]

Thursday night football next season scares the hell out of me.

 

[Drifter]

Another record broken by LVG.

 

[Massive Spanner]

I reckon by the last game of the season LvG will have achieved his dream of playing every single player out of position

 

[Smores]

Now often the word has genuine meaning but this second half has definetely been an embarrassment

 

[justboy68]

Pocchetino's team talk at half time: 'Lads it's United'.

What a shit show we've become. There'll be case studies done on us, 'How to destroy a footballing powerhouse'.

 

[2 man midfield]

3-0 down.

Ah yes, the short corner.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Hope this means Carrick won't get a contract.

 

[macheda14]

The commentator with a great joke - 'they really should call him Kyle runner, not walker' hahahaha

 

[Sky1981]

We'll win this.

glue is bad my friend

 

[Trizy]

There's nothing worse than getting your hopes up in the past 3 seasons just to be let down by the players, back of midtable pricks! Only De Gea would get into that Spurs team.

 

[criticalanalysis]

Lmao Carrick finally decides to have some balls and take a ball under pressure and play a one touch ball forward in the 85th min, 3-0 down.

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

The idea of playing Young up front is so fecking mental.

Forget the fact he's a shit winger, when did he last even score? He seems to get 1 goal every 18 months

 

[Mister_Stubbs]

feck life.

 

[Roboc7]

LVG's tactics, subs and game management are as bad as any a manger I have ever seen, he is genuinely useless. If he is here next season I won't be wasting my time watching any games in future, it's an embarrassment he hasn't been sacked already.

 

[Irish_Red]

Brace yourself, here comes Van Gaal and his excuses for losing.

 

[Siorac]

Thursday night football next season scares the hell out of me.

Why? It will be exactly the same as this season. Except not just from February but from September.

 

[GifLord]

Memphis vs Walker

 

[roykeane19]

After the 3rd goal, I just closed my stream, no point, never seen such a spiritless United side, we cant get past the half way line, and do anything with the ball attacking wise at all, the whole season

 

[jem]

Our defence is an absolute shambles. I'm not normally one for hasty decisions, but Darmian looks awful; he wouldn't be the first flop to be turfed from a top team after a shit debut season. Blind needs to be a utility player, not a starter; Rojo has regressed. The size of the overhaul required is immense, which is quite amazing when you consider the money we've spent already to start that overhaul.

 

[17 Van der Gouw]

I guess playing Mata, Young and Martial out of position is a throwback to the Dutch 'total football' system of old.

Young looked totally lost upfront.

Vangle gonna Vangle.

 

[Sky1981]

I feel for DDG, world class week in week out and this is the sort of shite his teams is serving....

 

[GaryLifo]

Listen to these Spurs fans giving it huge. I guess it's all those trophies they've.... Oh wait.

 

[togg]

LVG's tactics, subs and game management are as bad as any a manger I have ever seen, he is genuinely useless. If he is here next season I won't be wasting my time watching any games in future, it's an embarrassment he hasn't been sacked already.

Don't think he will be until after we get knocked by West Ham in the cup.....

 

[edcunited1878]

The scoreline is flattering to Spurs, but United have a lot to do to challenge as we all know. Manager, players, mentality, attitude, etc. First time United got smashed against another top 6 team outside of away to Arsenal when again, United got blitzed in the first 25 to 30 minutes.

 

[Dobba]

Brace yourself, here comes Van Gaal and his excuses for losing.

Thankfully those will be things of the past once the Cafe's chosen replacement comes in, he's famous for taking defeats on the chin.

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

Can
Not
Wait

For LvG to blame this on the fecking traffic!

 

[Enigma_87]

I know fully want us to roll over against Leicester to stop any chance of these tosspots winning the title

At this point it's not necessary, we're class apart.

 

[JonDahl]

No creativity. No effort. No ability. No direction. No belief. No fight.

Just pathetic all round.

 

[vanrooney]

This overreaction is even worse than the result. It was a tight game til the first and we could and should have been one up. Could have also won it and lvg would suddenly be ok again

 

[Sandikan]

Watch us be total twats and beat Leicester later.

Luckily for Leicester, they don't need our help.

7 points clear with 5 games left...

 

[Billy Blaggs]

I can't take much more of this. I can't even get laid because my wife thinks I'm a loser.
Which after today I agree with her.

 

[Sky1981]

I wonder what's in LVG's notebook, seriously he looks like he always have something to write all the time.

I'd pay top dollar to watch what's written

 

[JTW95]

Memphis vs Walker

Most passion I have ever seen form him in a United shirt.

 

[pauldyson1uk]

Thursday night football next season scares the hell out of me.

why , what makes you think there will be a need to .