If your club was a Simpsons character.

[Mart1974]

Came across this article. I think it is a pretty accurate analysis. Eat my shorts....

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/revealed-if-every-premier-league-club-was-a-simpsons-character

 

[Spielmacher]

Link that works...

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/revealed-if-every-premier-league-club-was-a-simpsons-character

 

[Mart1974]

Link that works...

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/revealed-if-every-premier-league-club-was-a-simpsons-character

Ahh, thanks

 

[R.N7]

“That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!”

"Hey, Arsene, I'm bringing back the Ox..."

"You just keep right on driving..."

 

[Cascarino]

Swansea: Lisa Simpson

An outsider who stands out for brains, finesse and Liberty in a world of boorish headline-hoggers. Unfortunately, in a colourful world that’s all about who shouts loudest, being small but smart doesn’t add up to an awful lot when it comes to widespread success.

A little bit dated methinks.

 

[Fridge chutney]

“That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!”

"Hey, Arsene, I'm bringing back the Ox..."

"You just keep right on driving..."

 

[2 man midfield]

Jurgen on the touchline

Spoiler

 

[AgentP]

Jurgen on the touchline

Spoiler

 

[Chip]

Jurgen on the touchline

Spoiler

Spot on!

 

[BigBebe]

Surely this is Klopp

 

[redman5]

Ha Ha. I knew we'd be Homer Simson even before I clicked on to it. You can hear a collective 'doh' at Anfield every time the ball gets played into our defence.

 

[DJ Jeff]

“That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!”

"Hey, Arsene, I'm bringing back the Ox..."

"You just keep right on driving..."

Gotze given back to Dortmund by Bayern

 

[2 man midfield]

David Moyes endeavors to halt Sunderland's slide towards the championship.

Spoiler

 

[Aboutreika18]

“That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!”

"Hey, Arsene, I'm bringing back the Ox..."

"You just keep right on driving..."

 

[Hullyback]

Liverpool - Sideshow Bob.

Constantly gets foiled and thwarted by the least expected of foes. Also believe we're better and above others more than we actually are.

The sketch where he gets whacked in the face by rakes over and over is reminiscent of how we don't address blatant issues like defence, just keep on getting whacked and whacked despite the rakes/defence being in clear sight and obvious to everyone else.

Our mortal enemy Bart/Man United also always end up getting the last laugh even if we have the upper hand on rare occasions.

 

[R.N7]

Let's just make this a Simpsons / Football quote thread.

"Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?"

"Yes, once. "

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Let's just make this a Simpsons / Football quote thread.

"Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?"

"Yes, once. "

Jordan Henderson 'I moved here from Sunderland, and they think I'm slow, eh.

 

[R.N7]

"Well, kids, this is where you would see Adams and Dixon, except they're on the treatment table now. So, here's Eastern Europe's favourite centre half and right back partnership, Luzhny and Stepanovs!"

"What the hell was that?"

 

[Van Piorsing]

Gotze given back to Dortmund by Bayern

! ! !

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

David Moyes at Manchester United

Spoiler

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Crystal Palace under Frank De Boer

De Boer 'Sammy, are they booing me?
Sammy Lee: 'No, they're saying De BOOOer, De BOOOer

 

[Dumbstar]

Ha Ha. I knew we'd be Homer Simson even before I clicked on to it. You can hear a collective 'doh' at Anfield every time the ball gets played into our defence.

Personally I think we're Wayland Smithers.

 

[DJ Jeff]

"Well, kids, this is where you would see Adams and Dixon, except they're on the treatment table now. So, here's Eastern Europe's favourite centre half and right back partnership, Luzhny and Stepanovs!"

"What the hell was that?"

 

[R.N7]

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...sentence-attacking-elvis-presley-impersonator

"Look out Elvis, he's Irish!"

 

[clarkydaz]

Liverpool - Sideshow Bob.

Constantly gets foiled and thwarted by the least expected of foes. Also believe we're better and above others more than we actually are.

The sketch where he gets whacked in the face by rakes over and over is reminiscent of how we don't address blatant issues like defence, just keep on getting whacked and whacked despite the rakes/defence being in clear sight and obvious to everyone else.

Our mortal enemy Bart/Man United also always end up getting the last laugh even if we have the upper hand on rare occasions.

good one

 

[Theafonis]

Higuain asking for a new contract

 

[R.N7]

Are you sure this is the right league? The Premier League? I think I should call my agent...

Your agent says for you to shut up!

Jorge said that?

 

[R.N7]

@Mockney

I figure you might have some ideas for this thread.