Names of TV shows channel 5 will probably make

[buchansleftleg]

My Nazi Shark Tattoo Hell
A searing documentary following one woman's personal journey towards tolerance and acceptance in a rural community as they struggle to accept her as their new vicar, who just happens to have facial tattoos of Nazi sharks across her body. Tonight the community is rocked as they find out that their vicar also has a tattoo of a spread eagle across her chest.....and are amazed at what it is perched on!

 

[horsechoker]

Is it bad I want to see some of these actually made?

 

[buchansleftleg]

UK Exclusive Premiere tonight on 5 USA!

C.S.I. Hemel Hempstead
A break in in Grovehill! Reports of a car taken without consent in Warners End! An occurrence of fly tipping in Sainsbury's car park Apsley. It doesn't get more police procedural than THIS!

 

[Ivor Ballokov]

Big Brexit - 15 immigrants are locked in a house and The Daily Mail decides which are kicked out of the country.

 

[buchansleftleg]

My Nightmare Neighbour Nextdoor - Ukraine Special!
Petro and Vladimir just don't get along! Petro claims that Vladimir has annexed part of his back garden! Vladimir doesn't like Petro being friendly with his European neighbours! Watch as threats, accusations and even bombs start to fly! - Whatever you do - don't miss it....or fly over it in a commercial airliner!

 

[Ian Reus]

Neighbours from Hull.

 

[ArmandTamzarian]

SCUNTS - Documentary following the trials and tribulations of Scunthorpe's ASBO recipient community

 

[MadMike]

Neighbours from Hull.

Nice pun

 

[rcoobc]

World's Most Dangerous Dogs Toys

 

[diarm]

The Late Late Show
Late night chat show hosted by an intellectual Joey Barton, interviewing controversial z list celebrities in front of a live football hooligan audience.

Operation Trans-ploitation
An in-depth look at transgender surgery in the UK and how post-op trans people are exploited in the entertainment industry. Hosted by Shirley Temple Bar in a leotard.

 

[horsechoker]

Sun, Sea and Schutzstaffel

 

[buchansleftleg]

Dogs of the Third Reich - In Colour!
From Hitler's Dog Blondi to Eva's scottie terriers, the Nazi's were famous for their love of dogs. We exclusively reveal the rivalry between Fuchs the fox terrier that Hitler secretly preferred to Blondi, and how it may have influenced his decision to open up a second front on Russia! Channel five brings you the inside information from the secret diaries of Hitlers personal dog whisperer - Fritz Tornow - In colour!

 

[Ian Reus]

My big dirty gypsy wedding night.

 

[SteveJ]

All these shows are too good for Channel 5.

That's not a title, btw.

 

[SteveJ]

F*cking Cruising yet-a-bloody-gain with Jane McBloodyDonald

 

[RexHamilton]

Ramsey's Kitten Nightmares

Gordon Ramsey talks to people whose lives have been devastated by nightmares relating to kittens. Or Gordon Ramsey speaks to kittens who have nightmares. Or, Gordon Ramsey speaks about his own personal Kitten Nightmares.

The possibilities are endless. Well, maybe not endless. Maybe just those three possibilities.

 

[ArmandTamzarian]

My Cat Wants To Kill Me
Cat Hotel
Fat Cats With Jo Brand

 

[RexHamilton]

When Animals Attach!!

Heartbreaking stories about the lives of animals whose owners, who they had been completely dependent on, have died.

 

[The Don]

Don't tell the bride you've got a queer eye for a straight guy.

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

Britain First's Got Talent.
Far-right all-singing, all-dancing talent contest to win a performance slot at the next EDL March around Dewsbury ring road.

 

[SteveJ]

Hitlers that look like Cats

 

[buchansleftleg]

Inside America's Hardest Aquariums
You lookin' at my Tetra's?
Go "behind the glass" with Danny Dyer as he investigates what goes on....inside the hardest Aquariums....in the world!

 

[SteveJ]

Goggle Box
Channel 5 is ashamed to present the BAFTA-losing show about some goggles in a box.

 

[Ivor Ballokov]

Celebrity Sex Tapes - Nick Knowles interviews the nipple pasties and modesty patches from some of Hollywood's most racy films.

 

[Ian Reus]

Graham Norton's Hardest Men.

 

[Vidic_In_Moscow]

Chris Tarrant - Extreme Dogging - TV presenter Chris Tarrant travels around the UK to experience some of the most extreme dogging sites that are dotted around some of the most depraved counties on Earth.

 

[Vidic_In_Moscow]

The Late Late Show
Late night chat show hosted by an intellectual Joey Barton, interviewing controversial z list celebrities in front of a live football hooligan audience.

Ergh that's so hideous that I can see it happening. Please delete just in case.

 

[Eckers99]

When pets get wrecked
Nazi Traffic Wardens Say The Funniest Things
Celebrity Slaughterhouse 2018
Waco On Ice!

 

[SteveJ]

Ed Gein: The Musical

 

[Ian Reus]

Banged up the arse, abroad.

 

[SteveJ]

Britain's Deadlier Deadliest Hamster on Benefits

 

[a_devil_inside]

Inside North Korea with Katie Hopkins.
When Gary Met Sally - Gary Bushell interviews Sally Gunnell.

 

[SteveJ]

100 great Fairs Cup Throw-ins

 

[Ian Reus]

Animals that make you fart out loud.

 

[Ian Reus]

The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies and Shep.

 

[Ian Reus]

The Great British Benefits Queue.

 

[Rolandofgilead]

The ultimate cure for insomnia: The John Major story.

 

[LuisNaniencia]

Moles on the Dole. And they're all Romanian!

It's a show where moles are on the Dole. And also they are Romanian.

 

[R.N7]

Downs Clowns Abbey
Great British Rake Off
Ways of Peeing

 

[Ramshock]

Celebrity Robot Air Hockey Wars