[2 man midfield]

Lukaku is the shitest player this season yet he never gets his arse hauled off. Martial has been better today.

But “presence”

 

[Camy89]

Regardless, our new manager would come in to this shit defence.

Mourinho will definitely stay till the end of the season.

No way. Max Christmas.

 

[peridigm]

what would Blind have done, he barely played last year.

Always put in an effort and did not make mistakes like our current defenders have.

 

[Adcuth]

Surely they'd want a breed who isn't mixed with a donkey.

Thought he was just wanting to rescue one from a bad home

 

[3KDré]

Dunno but he wasn't exactly playing well.

He seemed to be one of the few trying to actually do something, and not giving the ball away.
Also one of the few not just punting it’s towards Fellaini/Lukaku

 

[Drawfull]

How long do you reckon Jose's contract extension will be?

 

[redshaw]

We've certainly revitalized West Ham.

 

[Irrational.]

Terrific effort McTominay.

 

[Andycoleno9]

Smalling and Lindeloff both need the boot.

One of the worst CB's to wear the shirt in or Prem tenure.

And we mocked Liverpool for Matip- Lovren. They are world class comparing to our defenders

 

[Jazz]

Jose's run out of ideas. Will obviously start blaming everyone else and morale will plummet even more. Just sack him now. No need for a post match conference. Just have security hand him his P45 and escort him out.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Lukaku crossing to Fellaini. It's the stuff of dreams this...

 

[Handsome Devil]

I think Woody might surprise us after this.

What? Sack himself too?

 

[Stadjer]

Fabianski has claimed every cross Lukaku made today...

 

[Judas]

I know we don't create much for him, but bugger me Lukaku has been pointless today.

 

[Macern]

We are a laughing stock and Woodward and Co don't care as long as the money is coming in.

We are basically the football equivalent of EA, only worse

 

[minoo-utd]

Happy with the captain Jose? Arrogant af.

 

[horsechoker]

Watch us go on and win the CL to the ambivalence of every supporter

Unless we're given a bye into every round, we won't be winning the CL.

 

[FootyGirl88]

Lukaku is the shitest player this season yet he never gets his arse hauled off. Martial has been better today.

Exactly him and Matic have been awful

 

[LeftyBlaster]

Our performance today should be shown to every youth academy team as part of a lesson in how not to play football.

 

[mitchmouse]

Again I ask: if I could see their goals coming, why can't anyone at United?

 

[Vidyoyo]

He seemed to be one of the few trying to actually do something, and not giving the ball away.
Also one of the few not just punting it’s towards Fellaini/Lukaku

Agreed. He wasn't worse than Lukaku.

 

[Dobba]

Fabianski has claimed every cross Lukaku made today...

A couple just outside Birmingham have claimed a couple of Young's.

 

[Irrational.]

We seem unable to play the offside trap, neither can we beat a man. Fecking pathetic.

 

[GledTheRed]

Lukaku has just chipped two cross into the keepers hands, his technique is woeful

 

[Greck]

Since Pogba came off we've looked even less assured in possession

 

[MDFC Manager]

Quite simply... Mourinho out. The poison must be removed. McTominay in central defence says all you need to know about the numpty. And in my opinion, he wants out. This was sabotage.

Yup. thundercnut is now just doing what he does when the end is near.

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Lukaku crossing to Fellaini. It's the stuff of dreams this...

£100 million combined right there

 

[48 hours]

Thought he was just wanting to rescue one from a bad home

Can’t he just go walking round Hale? If he passes Sanchez with his 2 dogs he’ll pass them to him

 

[Moriarty]

I think Woody might surprise us after this.

Yes, he might top himself.

 

[Prodigy24]

I really like Ashley Young but he's been an absolute joke today. I'd rather play the useless Darmian on RB over him.

 

[Vidyoyo]

Second half he started well.

Ah fair enough. I missed the first ten minutes of that.

 

[Adcuth]

I would have well had Arnie over Sanchez.

 

[devilish]

Whose going to be Mou's whipping boy following this humiliating defeat? I'd say Pogba with Martial and Lindelof as outsiders.

 

[Rash Decision]

Five year contract for Mourinho.

While selling Martial and Pogba.

 

[deafepl]

I think Woody might surprise us after this.

With mega sponsorship deal.

 

[Hephaestus]

They need a lot of training and discipline though, a neighbour has an 11 month old one and it's wild. Big enough to jump up and put its paws on my shoulders, but wants to grab arms and hands like a puppy. Non-dog lovers might be a bit intimidated by it.

True. But if you put in the time you get a great dog.

 

[Hisha]

beautiful one touch pass football from Fellaini

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Blind didn’t die for this.

 

[Rob67]

Come on Ed, you know what to do. Enough is enough.

 

[JohnnyKills]

I don't feel that way. We could come back to salvage a draw or even a win and I'd still expect it to be another false down. We came from behind to win multiple times last season and I thought at least we'd be gritty even if we couldn't play good football but it was only fleeting.

I hope he goes too mate, believe me. Just that we could at least salvage the season before he goes.