Paulo Dybala

[Mr Pigeon]

Please can we stop with all the penis references (zipping/unzipping, semi/flaccid, wanking etc).

why are we expressing our feelings towards transfers in this way? There's so many other expressions to choose from. And there are probably women & kids in this forum.

feck them.

Just the women, obviously.

 

[Schweinsteiger]

Repented This thread is the best thing ever .. it gives me more joy than even Dybalon!!!

 

[Summit]

Please can we stop with all the penis references (zipping/unzipping, semi/flaccid, wanking etc).

why are we expressing our feelings towards transfers in this way? There's so many other expressions to choose from. And there are probably women & kids in this forum.

Feck off. Kids watch toy story, but Pixar have their fun

 

[Bogga]

Can see him walking the streets of Turin to Allianz Stadium and people shouting shame at him for not repenting... SHAME!

 

[Fosu-Mens]

Please can we stop with all the penis references (zipping/unzipping, semi/flaccid, wanking etc).

why are we expressing our feelings towards transfers in this way? There's so many other expressions to choose from. And there are probably women & kids in this forum.

Yes. The posters using this vile language should repent.

 

[Freak]

feck them.

Just the women, obviously.

You repent what you just said!

 

[FujiVice]

Journos must read these forums. "It's getting a bit quiet in the Dybala thread, let's kick this one off again."

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Is anyone else picturing Dybala like that albino priest in The Da Vinci Code, whipping himself and singing Ave Maria?

 

[Reapersoul20]

Please can we stop with all the penis references (zipping/unzipping, semi/flaccid, wanking etc).

why are we expressing our feelings towards transfers in this way? There's so many other expressions to choose from. And there are probably women & kids in this forum.

Everyone is erect now, do not worry about offense. Nobody cares about offense. Do you know why?

Because it's ON!!!!!!

Tony said so. Tony has a 100% hit record on Manchester United transfers historically. Done dealio.

 

[Summit]

@Reapersoul20 tad too far pal

 

[M4YON]

@Reapersoul20 tad too far pal

Agreed, REPENT!

 

[Samid]

You added the last line didn't you?

I would never!

 

[Kill 'em all]

Please can we stop with all the penis references (zipping/unzipping, semi/flaccid, wanking etc).

why are we expressing our feelings towards transfers in this way? There's so many other expressions to choose from. And there are probably women & kids in this forum.

What's this PC post doing in the transfer forum?

 

[youmeletsfly]

Jesus, so many zips broken by erect cocks in this thread.

 

[Reapersoul20]

@Reapersoul20 tad too far pal

Just re-read it and it did sound worse than intended, cheers - have rephrased it

 

[LawCharltonBest]

@Reapersoul20 Jesus Christ!

 

[El-Manos]

What tier is that bloke that reported this?

 

[M4YON]

What tier is that bloke that reported this?

Tier: Repent

 

[Summit]

What tier is that bloke that reported this?

so what are there? 5 tiers and Indikyla? He's 29th

 

[Jake]

Dybala and Eriksen?

 

[Reapersoul20]

I have repented, I was lost in excitement due to the bushy moustache of Tony-god. Apologies, did not mean offence.

 

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[Mr.Plow]

Please can we stop with all the penis references (zipping/unzipping, semi/flaccid, wanking etc).

why are we expressing our feelings towards transfers in this way? There's so many other expressions to choose from. And there are probably women & kids in this forum.

Loosen up, they're only dicking around.

 

[Offside]

What tier is that bloke that reported this?

He's in his own tier with Agent Edward (does he still exist?).

 

[Xaviboy]

Be funny if it's Mandukic that walks off that plane

 

[M4YON]

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[izec]

Wtf, he is not coming guys

 

[Gee Male]

He honestly looks like the type of person that, if there was an article about him in the paper, it would include the lines "historical claims of abuse" or "...before turning the gun on himself."

All true, and even more so when you consider the fact that hes clearly separated from Marty Whelan at birth.

 

[Summit]

Wtf, he is not coming guys

but he's repented

 

[Reapersoul20]

What tier is that bloke that reported this?

He has a 100% record with Man Utd transfers. It's effectively a "Here we go!", but more biblical.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Ok guys, Samid has a big point and we should just take it. We need to stop ramming sexual connotations down people's throats over and over until we're spent. Let's all just lie down and enjoy the ride before the big finish. Bum.

 

[SteveJ]

Wtf, he is not coming guys

He must be the only one then.

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Mate of mine works at Manchester airport and was told this morning they’re keeping a section of the north east runway clear for a private jet landing around 5 coming from Turin. He doesn’t know who’s on it

Ronaldo's coming home, lads

 

[Summit]

He must be the only one then.

 

[sideshow_bob]

I'm so proud of you @Samid you have repented. Just like Dybala.

 

[Reapersoul20]

Wtf, he is not coming guys

He has repented. The rumours died 2 days ago. He will rise again on the third day.

As will we.

 

[MDFC Manager]

He must be the only one then.

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Is anyone else picturing Dybala like that albino priest in The Da Vinci Code, whipping himself and singing Ave Maria?

No, just you.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

No, just you.

Admit it though, now you are.

 

[Freak]

He has repented. The rumours died 2 days ago. He will rise again on the third day.

As will we.

I have rise.

 

[Vault Dweller]

SIUUUUUUU