Holy shit England 
Rugby World Cup 2019 aka Squishy McSquish goes into a meltdown thread
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It was, Wales v SA.
Terrible performance from England. Beating New Zealand clearly got to their heads.
Congrats to South Africa, far and away the better side.
Congrats to South Africa, far and away the better side.
How delightful to see Farrell the thug get mugged off by Kolbe.
This could get ugly now!
The Welsh will be gutted, they'd definitely have beaten this England side (again)
That’s why enjoy the defeat so much
@unchanged_lineup do we start celebrating or is it too early?
Haha no, just seen how he can kick the ball prodigious distances.
England absolutely schooled from start to the finish.
Squishy
Squishy
Sack Jones, get the ref sacked, and invade South Africa.
SA have done they’re job, but we’ve been awful, the very basics we’ve done so poorly. We looked poor from the first minute.
As someone who doesn't quite understand rugby's intricacies yet, which football match is comparable to this game?
England were massive favourites pre-match. No one was giving South Africa a sniff. They thought they had the trophy won before the game had even kicked off. As I said earlier, you had the likes of Matt Dawson claiming that England only had to turn up and they will win.
Fair play to SA. Deserved winners.
As an England fan it did feel as if every 50/50 was going SA way and I’m not talking about the ref. Every bounce, catch etc. Gutted we didn’t play like we could have.
As an England fan it did feel as if every 50/50 was going SA way and I’m not talking about the ref. Every bounce, catch etc. Gutted we didn’t play like we could have.
I dunno. After their performance against NZ and in light of them being The Greatest Sporting Nation, I think calling them bottlers is both fair and fun for the purposes of this thread.
England looked nervous and made uncharacteristic errors from the start.
SA have been excellent but there's an argument there there England let the occasion get the better of them.
Nah wales were ropey most of the world cup. England just having an off day.
South Korea vs Italy
Germany against Brazil
Sorry England, no Ben Stokes here
(no more overthrows either)
(no more overthrows either)
Congrats SA - thoroughly deserved victory. England has a great tournament but seems to have ran out of gas at the wrong time.
Oh dear oh dear. What a pity, never mind.
Only one northern hemisphere team capable of winning anything of any note this year.
Feck off England. “Swing lowwwwww”
Well done SA. Been exceptional.
Southampton vs Leicester
Could have been so much more annoying if we’d lost to the Welsh.
It goes without saying, this is extra delicious because of all of the "world's greatest sporting nation, imagine the rugby and the cricket in one year" folks who'd written SA off.
But I'm going to say it anyway
But I'm going to say it anyway
All over.
Congratulations @Traub @Santoryo and any others, played far better than us, and far better than expected (by me anyway).
We’ve been fecking awful. Played the Boks at their own game and been second best.
Garces....you’re a cnut, a massive cnut, you’ve always been a cnut, and you’ll always be a cnut
Congratulations @Traub @Santoryo and any others, played far better than us, and far better than expected (by me anyway).
We’ve been fecking awful. Played the Boks at their own game and been second best.
Garces....you’re a cnut, a massive cnut, you’ve always been a cnut, and you’ll always be a cnut
Yeah some may have said that, but I’m sure the team didn’t think that.
I feel like it was a lot of the non English saying it will be easy.
You love to see it.
Christ @SquishyMcSquish really is the next Glaston.
imagine loving a sport but never reaching a final of the World Cup in it
just imagine how embarrassing that is.
Well played South Africa. Absolutely overpowered us and deserved the victory. England were never allowed into the game in a significant way.
Southampton v Leicester
I've been shouting the house up here for the last 20 mins@unchanged_lineup do we start celebrating or is it too early?
Fcuking hate his approach to the kick...It goes without saying, this is extra delicious because of all of the "world's greatest sporting nation, imagine the rugby and the cricket in one year" folks who'd written SA off.
But I'm going to say it anyway
You would have
At no point did I talk about our stadium.
What happened is what I feared for England, they didn't play a single physical top team. It's always good to face the likes of Wales, France or Ireland before facing SA because the latter are at an other level in that department.
Woop woop. We've made it 3 for 3 in world cup finals.
Sorry mr we just got spanked to shit by the side England comfortably beat.