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Neil Shipperley is now a white van driver (oh, and also a deviant)
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White vans seem to affect the human brain negatively.
Perhaps that's why they're always shouting obscenities at people like me
Perhaps that's why they're always shouting obscenities at people like me
Daft bastard. Where's all his money gone.
God fecking damnit Brits, you're gross. Thank feck for Brexit.
I've heard of the term white van wanker but didn't know it was for this reason.
That's...kinda odd.
His own mum?
Tbf, his soundproofed Noncemobile cost half a mil alone.
No. A mum and her daughter.
Well, that is just beyond the pale. And the sex act thing ain't great either.
I remember him coming through the ranks at Chelsea a million years ago, he had a fantastic record at youth level.
Now he's a one of the men with ven.
Now he's a one of the men with ven.
fecking hell
Before entering the sub-forum all I could see of this thread was 'neil shipperley is now a white'. I was pretty sure the answer was going to be 'supremacist'. Not sure if this is worse than that.
That's a peculiar name for his willy.
Dirty Shippy.
Most shocking part about this story is that the bloke is 45.
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Wait, they're making him masturbate in public as a punishment?
Neil Shipperley looking like Roy Chubby Brown without the pilots helmet these days.
His helmet spending time up in the air is what got him into this mess in the first place.
Weird thing to do.
Think I may need a new username 
Oh lord!Think I may need a new username
Think I may need a new username
Is wanker or flasher available?Think I may need a new username
Full story
https://www.skysports.com/football/...l-shipperley-avoids-jail-for-exposing-himself
Why isn’t he put on sex register?
https://www.skysports.com/football/...l-shipperley-avoids-jail-for-exposing-himself
Why isn’t he put on sex register?
Jipperley
He's on it for 5 years according to that article, isn't he?
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What does this even mean?
If I was him, I would get an agent an instruct them to get him on Celebratory Bake Off in the NY so he can make good use of his master baker tag. Either that or get a job at Greggs.
Must have missed that, distracted today. Hard to read, wank and watch the neighbor at the same time
You'll get the hand of it if you stick with it, took me a while.
As for the "register", the article says this "He is subject to a five-year sexual offences notification requirement order ". I think that's it, I'm sure we have plenty of experts on here.