Paxi
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Well we're not in administration, so there is a fecking positive.
We've started a womens team. Again, no doubt because of equality..
We have an incredibly low staff turnover, which is good I suppose... I'm all for keeping the tea lady on for fecking 50 years but signing up Phil Jones to a new contract is quite frankly bizarre. I'm pretty sure he could feck Edward Woodwards wife in front of him and Judge would still retain him.. cause financial sence.
We're changing the culture at the club. That's definitely a positive, I think. Though, I've no fecking idea what the culture is? I mean our culture is -- "Not arrogant, just better" -- I'm pretty sure that's our culture. We've poached, tapped, signed every single talent over past 30 years. Fergie was a bit of cnut. Don't get me wrong a great man but anyone in football will tell you he was a bit a nasty fecker too. I'm not even going to get into the Rock of Gibraltar thing.
Of course this thread is in jest, but think about it, apart from the basics as a big corparate business, and the rules to which we have to abide to, do we do anything noteworthy?
How did we let it get this bad?
I'm not even mad at the result. I'm just fecking sad that I want to be taken back to when Nani was sent off against Real Madrid. I'm sorry I couldn't explain myself more eloquently, but I'd fecking kill to be anywhere remotely as relevant again.
Sorry. Rant over.
We've started a womens team. Again, no doubt because of equality..
We have an incredibly low staff turnover, which is good I suppose... I'm all for keeping the tea lady on for fecking 50 years but signing up Phil Jones to a new contract is quite frankly bizarre. I'm pretty sure he could feck Edward Woodwards wife in front of him and Judge would still retain him.. cause financial sence.
We're changing the culture at the club. That's definitely a positive, I think. Though, I've no fecking idea what the culture is? I mean our culture is -- "Not arrogant, just better" -- I'm pretty sure that's our culture. We've poached, tapped, signed every single talent over past 30 years. Fergie was a bit of cnut. Don't get me wrong a great man but anyone in football will tell you he was a bit a nasty fecker too. I'm not even going to get into the Rock of Gibraltar thing.
Of course this thread is in jest, but think about it, apart from the basics as a big corparate business, and the rules to which we have to abide to, do we do anything noteworthy?
How did we let it get this bad?
I'm not even mad at the result. I'm just fecking sad that I want to be taken back to when Nani was sent off against Real Madrid. I'm sorry I couldn't explain myself more eloquently, but I'd fecking kill to be anywhere remotely as relevant again.
Sorry. Rant over.