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I also like that the picture of David James they used was him in an outfielder's City kit, from that time Stuart Pearce brought him on because his brain doesn't work.
Yaya Toure axed from Soccer Aid after offering to hire sex workers for team-mates
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I also like that the picture of David James they used was him in an outfielder's City kit, from that time Stuart Pearce brought him on because his brain doesn't work.
Should have just offered to bring a cake.
That’s how you get soccer aids
*ba dum tsssh*
“Without being prompted, Yaya posted a video of a naked woman in a bath.
“She was acting in a lewd manner and it was highly inappropriate."
“She was acting in a lewd manner and it was highly inappropriate."
Bit disrespectful to assume that Unicef wouldn't already have lined up at least 19 sex workers, tbh.
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I bet Wayne is furious
Way too dank.“Without being prompted, Yaya posted a video of a naked woman in a bath.
“She was acting in a lewd manner and it was highly inappropriate."
Yaya ding dong (Ding dong)
My love for you is growing wide and long
Yaya ding dong (Ding dong)
I swell and burst when I see what we've become
Yaya ding dong (Ding dong)
Come, come my baby, we can get love on
My love for you is growing wide and long
Yaya ding dong (Ding dong)
I swell and burst when I see what we've become
Yaya ding dong (Ding dong)
Come, come my baby, we can get love on
If I got axed every time I offered to procure sex workers for colleagues... I may have been axed once.
I thought for sure that would be perfectly acceptable in Dutchland.
Don't blame him, it was his manager who encouraged him
It is, but I dont work for a Dutch company. Italians are a bunch of prudes.
Which is kind of hilarious when you consider how much certain pleasures of the flesh type material they seem to produce. Someone told me they do anyway.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy than that fruit cake..
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Hilarious story. Fecking whatsapp. What was he thinking?! Reminds me of the time when a dad from a whatsapp group I’m in for parents of an U10 girls team shared an image of a girl in a Brazilian flag bikini being taken up the arse, when Germany were thrashing Brazil in the WC. He meant it for another group but took him 24 hours to realise his mistake. Shut that group right down, for quite a while.
It was you wasn't it?
Thankfully, no. Although I cringed so hard for the other bloke it might as well have been me. So awkward. Most of the chat had been between various mums up until that point.He's an absolute headbanger“Without being prompted, Yaya posted a video of a naked woman in a bath.
“She was acting in a lewd manner and it was highly inappropriate."
That’s grim. My mate’s housing estate has a residents’ WhatsApp group. They added the new partner of one of the women and he introduced himself to the mostly female group with “Serious stink of fanny in here lads”. He was removed from the group within minutes but not before a few people had left the group.
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I read the title of this thread and assumed it was some kind of joke.... turns out it is true?
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Well played sir, well played.
City putting their rancid stink on football and also society
I work for Unicef UK and I'm volunteering on the social media on the night of the match so this will be more than a tad bit awkward for me 
I dont see why they axed him. I've always been told that charity begins at home.
Neighbourhood whatsapp groups have so much potential for disaster. I have a friend in one where a bunch of rich people get insanely paranoid about CCTV footage from the front of their gaffs.He regularly sends me screen shot highlights. From fairly blatant racism - “Was he foreign looking? Or did he look Irish?” - to an epic barney when someone actually called the police on one of their neighbour’s after seeing him taking photos of his own car.
Well done sir
Nice.
Bravo sir.
Indeed, he's a charitable fella
I'm missing out. Community whatsapp groups sound like occasional goldmines.