Sassy Colin
Death or the gladioli!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54716149
Manchester United have modified Old Trafford to accommodate 23,500 socially distanced spectators, and say they are "bemused" by the ongoing ban on fans at stadiums.
"We received government guidelines," said Collette Roche, United's chief operating officer. "I'm convinced that we would be able to [accommodate fans] safely."
I know it's bit boring because it doesn't involve slagging off the club, the manager & the squad, but anyway."We spent around two months working with the government guidelines to develop the right processes and measures to make sure that we can have around 23,500 people in this stadium safely social distancing."
She added that United had plans to introduce staggered arrival times for fans and temperature checks before entry to minimise risks.