Erling Haaland

[laughtersassassin]

I love him so much.

I'll cry when we sign Ings or a new 35 year old and let this absolute Beast go elsewhere

 

[dpansheth]

I love him so much.

I'll cry when we sign Ings or a new 35 year old and let this absolute Beast go elsewhere

I hear Danny Ings we will sign to replace Cavani

 

[DatIrishFella]

Defo the new shiny toy we'll all be lamenting when we dont sign him in the summer.

He'd be perfect for us.

 

[slored1]

He's a fecking nutter. Like prime Ibra with pace.

 

[King Eric 7]

Defo the new shiny toy we'll all be lamenting when we dont sign him in the summer.

He'd be perfect for us.

Yep. Absolutely no doubts he will tear it up in the PL.

 

[Samid]

I love him so much.

I'll cry when we sign Ings or a new 35 year old and let this absolute Beast go elsewhere

Calvert-Lewin for 90m

 

[Shane88]

£100 million + Martial. Just try it.

 

[Morty_]

Absolute machine, its honestly like he was made in a lab.

 

[Bearded One]

Put yourself in Haaland's shoes.

you have the choice of any big club in europe. Juventus, Bayern, Man C, Chelsea, Real Madrid, Liverpool etc

would United be on top of that list?

can we guarantee him the trophies? league titles next season?

People said Pogba would never come to us because of his profile and caliber and standing but you know how that went.

 

[Adcuth]

This thread will surpass the sancho page total

 

[Samid]

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[Trezeguet17]

I'd rename Old Trafford after him to get him.

 

[Idxomer]

He'll be the most hated player on here in a couple of years.

 

[troylocker]

Fastest player to 20 goals in CL history. He did it in 14 matches.
Kane had the record before him.....he did it in 24...

 

[laughtersassassin]

Calvert-Lewin for 90m

DCL would be a good season but not for anything over 60 mil and if City are signing the likes of Halaand and us the cheaper less though out option how will we ever catch up.

 

[laughtersassassin]

He'll be the most hated player on here in a couple of years.

Well you'll have to hate him if he joins a Prem team that isn't us but we will only have ourselves to blame.

He is top drawer though. We have to go all out for him.v

 

[GatoLoco]

now we ask for 10% discount

Scored the penalty now. Price fluctuating more than bitcoin.

 

[Tom Cato]

Mo Salah holds the Premier League goalscoring record at 32 in 38 games. That record is going out the window when Haaland comes to the Island, the amount of days he needs to "get used to the league" is less than it takes him to put on his boots in the morning.

 

[thegregster]

£150mil would be cheap.

10 years+ of service.

If our owners have any ambition they need to get bidding. He will make the club a fortune in the long run. Signing Zlatan,Lukaku and Cavani cost us a lot. It adds up with transfer fees+agent fees.

 

[laughtersassassin]

There honestly isn't a single good excuse not to go all out for him.

The best available striker in the world and he is mad young.

We spent proper money on one striker since Fergie left. And Lukaku us gone so time for the club to stop with the excuses

 

[Shane88]

I just don't see how we can compete with City for the signing and it will be them going all out for him to replace Aguero.

Money: They blow us out of the water.

Trophies: The last time they went trophyless was 16/17. We haven't won a trophy since 16/17.

Manager: No comparison.

Depressing.

 

[laughtersassassin]

I just don't see how we can compete with City for the signing and it will be them going all out for him to replace Aguero.

Money: They blow us out of the water.

Trophies: The last time they went trophyless was 16/17. We haven't won a trophy since 16/17.

Manager: No comparison.

Depressing.

There is a small chance Pep won't want him sinc he doesn't suit his style. Remember he sold Ibra after a year. So hopefully that but we should be able to match any bid and contract offer they make.

Remember we done feck all last summer. No excuses.

Atleast if we match every bid and wage offer it's up to Halaand to decide. Maybe just maybe Ole can convince him.

All I know is we have to try.

 

[Trophy Room]

If he wanted to come to United he would've come here when he had the chance. Pipe dream really - he'll definitely go somewhere else. A bit of a machine.

 

[Tom Cato]

I just don't see how we can compete with City for the signing and it will be them going all out for him to replace Aguero.

Money: They blow us out of the water.

Trophies: The last time they went trophyless was 16/17. We haven't won a trophy since 16/17.

Manager: No comparison.

Depressing.

Let me add to that: His dad played for Manchester City and our captain made his best effort to cripple him.

 

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[laughtersassassin]

Halaand isn't exactly the style of player Pep would usually ever want.

Obviously he will probably want him as his goalscoring makes up for it and then some.

But Pep is a football purist so I wouldn't surprised if he decides against him.

Either way we should match their bids and let Halaand decide.

 

[Adcuth]

I just don't see how we can compete with City for the signing and it will be them going all out for him to replace Aguero.

Money: They blow us out of the water.

Trophies: The last time they went trophyless was 16/17. We haven't won a trophy since 16/17.

Manager: No comparison.

Depressing.

City won't be in for him. Guaranteed

 

[Macedonian Red]

He is strong and fast like Lukaku, with Ibra ball controll and RVN finishing. What a beast!

 

[Tom Cato]

Passes to Dahoud instead of taking his hattrick. What a selfish d**khead

 

[Jim Beam]

20 goals in CL. Same as Romario, Bale, Kane... 6 short of Luis Suarez.

Not bad.

City won't be in for him. Guaranteed

Why? He will score shitload with that midfield and they need a striker.

 

[DWelbz19]

20 CL goals in 14 appearances is absolutely insane. Guys a freak

 

[Adcuth]

20 goals in CL. Same as Romario, Bale, Kane... 6 short of Luis Suarez.

Not bad.



Why? He will score shitloads there with that midfield and they need a striker.

Doesnt fit peps mould.

 

[laughtersassassin]

20 goals in CL. Same as Romario, Bale, Kane... 6 short of Luis Suarez.

Not bad.



Why? He will score shitloads there with that midfield and they need a striker.

They might be but with Pep you never know. He really isn't his style of player. Depends if Pep is willing to ignore that for his goalscoring.

He wasn't a fan of Ibra.

 

[Crashoutcassius]

I just don't see how we can compete with City for the signing and it will be them going all out for him to replace Aguero.

Money: They blow us out of the water.

Trophies: The last time they went trophyless was 16/17. We haven't won a trophy since 16/17.

Manager: No comparison.

Depressing.

He's not particularly good with the ball so hopefully the fit is awkward enough that they won't smash their transfer record for him

 

[laughtersassassin]

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And around half of those appearances he was playing for Reb Bull Salsburg. Man's a machine

Give me one good excuse not to go all out for this guy.

Haven't signed a top striker since RVP. And Lukaku was our only other attempt to.

 

[croadyman]

I feel like he would drop down a level or two if we did sign him. Most players we do sign often decline with us, it would be alright if we signed a proper player for the RW and Pogba doesn’t leave.

but let’s be honest if he didn’t sign for us with only Dortmund as our competition we’ve got no hope with City, Madrid, Barcelona involved.

Yeah very true but impossible to keep Pogba, get a proper RW and sign him as well

 

[laughtersassassin]

Yeah very true but impossible to keep Pogba, get a proper RW and sign him as well

Don't sign the RW then tbh. You don't miss out on Halaand if you can get him.

Sure Rashford Halaand Greenwood

Is better than

Rashford Greenwood/Martial Sancho

 

[Eriku]

The man’s a sure thing, born goal scorer. I really hope we go all out for him. I think we will.

 

[A-man]

Great player, one of a kind. Don’t know how to say this in a correct way, but... He seem to do so strange things sometimes, like his celebration after the penalty looked like he didn’t have all the horses in the stable.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

I want Norwegian Cyborg at United.
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