never thought something like "how many moons does El Bunker have?" would ever make sense, yet here we are. Fun times.
Raphael Varane | Signed for United!
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Full moon getting caf members shapeshifting into a WereMuppets
Simply a matter of time. Probably 56 hours away.
Exactly the same could happen at United if Varane comes in with a much higher salary than Bruno or Maguire. That’s always the risk.
Well I've been very sceptical about this and if you've seen any of my posts you'll know but I am starting to believe. Let's get this done
Why? Neither Bruno nor Maguire have anything close to the CV Varane has.
How many moons is that Lucas chap?
Make it even easier and just send them Dalot on loan to get the fee reasonable enough for both parties and get the deal over the line
Yeah if Carlo wants Diogo it seems like a no-brainer.
I'm still in the this is too good to be true camp
Inject it.
Too good to be true would be us sorting out our midfield this summer, because this one is already done.
If the enormous difference in salary is based on enourmous difference in performance and impact at United, then I don’t think there would be a problem. If it is only based on what his old club accomplished, yes then there might be a problem. Alaba seems to have stirred up things at Real in that aspect.
2 Pumas together. They already built relationships secretly.
I’m unzipped
Raise the red flag on my moon hole
We were already paying 375k for DDG when we signed Bruno or Maguire. Why it should matter now? We are paying high salary for Maguire and we are in negotiations with Bruno. Players will value what kind of salary they can get somewhere else and then make a decision. If Bruno think someone can pay him higher salary than us, then he will be absolutely right to move on. Just so it turns out that we actually pay top dollars for players. Its just that we have in recent past wasted it on poor players.
saw that Navarrete chap is considered only tier 4 on their Reddit, sooo ... not a very big moon I guess.
Please tell me he is reliable. This is one hell of a bargain signing. Probably the best signing in terms of value in last 10 years
My postman is tier 3, so thats not that an exciting tweet after all.
Who is this guy?
Also, what's with the 'moons'?
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2 Pumas together. They already built relationships secretly.
I know the CEO of Puma, should i give him a shout?
Is he really going to be one of the first to get information on Varane to united though?
I think most media types know United’s name brings attention and use it to their advantage.We’ve had the same story about Varane for ages now. Nothing has changed but guys still keeping on.
this guy is a total eclipse so nothing to get excited aboutWho is this guy?
Also, what's with the 'moons'?
Itsbeen the same regurgitated stuff over the past few days. Nothing new and exciting.
Only next possible exciting news can be that a fee has been agreed between United and Real.
Only next possible exciting news can be that a fee has been agreed between United and Real.
Who cares about Reddit tiers? They are a joke
Well news of us actually sending an official bid would be big.
We've reached the height of the, "preparing a bid" stage where it feels like this has been dragging on for a decade rather than a few weeks.
Big H looks hungover to feck, already celebrating his new partnership2 Pumas together. They already built relationships secretly.
Wait until there is a sign the deal is off. The CEO will be our trump card.
Definitely happening...unless something stops it happening.
Like a new contract or not agreeing a fee. Those tiny aspects .
Like a new contract or not agreeing a fee. Those tiny aspects .
Some on here are so mentally scarred from the past they can't even allow themselves to enjoy a very muppety muppet signing. Sad really.
By all accounts he hasn't accepted any of their offers and they're not in position to spending too much given their ambitions next summer.
Madrid media already announced that they won't even be making any other summer signings this window and that they're actively looking to shed wages by selling and sending players out on loan
The great Muppet depression. We need a 'bid confirmed' tweet from a top moon source to strengthen the weaker ones.
I'm here for the flight tracker.
Beta energy. Hate it. You’ve got to be 100% invested in every link, or else what’s the point? The muppet train is 24/7, 365.
Do you think that Alaba has won more than Varane? I don't, hence why Varane likely has a problem with being paid less. Sure he has a lot of Bundesliga titles but that's not hard to do at Bayern.
I doubt that Bruno or Maguire would disagree that a player who has won a world cup, three La Liga titles and four Champions Leagues might command a higher salary than they do.
Indeed, one could probably distill all of this down to CL titles won.
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