I'm sorry but Maguire would send him to the moon with one punch. Matic is like an old turtle now he has no more muscles only fats.
Which current United player could beat the rest of the team in a fight?
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how can you guys even imagine Pogba fighting?
The guy never got mad. Always laughing and smiling.
The guy never got mad. Always laughing and smiling.
If he was a WWE wrestler you can be sure he's actually not that good at wrestling but has his friend Raiola bringing a chair around to cheat.
There you guys go with these weirdo Keane fantasiesThe bloke had serious anger issues and seemed to find pleasure in hurting people. But yeah, Bailly cos he's tall.
Buying them Keane wolf tickets. Couldn’t be meI'd take Ole....
FFS lads, think of his nickname!
FFS lads, think of his nickname!
We should hire Joey Barton as the new DOF.
Have you ever had a fight with a 10 year old from the streets of Manchester?Wtf guys. He looks like a 10 year old boy
McT and Cavani. Cavani would be my first choice.
Pretty sure Pogba does kickboxing so it has to be him surely.
I'd have to go with Matic, Cavani or Maguire. Reckon they would win against the rest of team 8/10 times.
Brandon Williams looks like a bit of a hardnut.
I remember Brighton trying to target him on his first full start, and he swatted them away, Maupay in particular.
It was also great when Hudson Odoi tried to shoulder barge him over the hoardings, so Williams just stepped aside and threw him into the hoardings instead.
I remember Brighton trying to target him on his first full start, and he swatted them away, Maupay in particular.
It was also great when Hudson Odoi tried to shoulder barge him over the hoardings, so Williams just stepped aside and threw him into the hoardings instead.
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I have seen Pogba use mixed martial arts and boxing to stay fit, that helps I would have him along with Matic and mctominay to a fight.
Bailly is so erratic that he'd probably miss all the punches. I think Tuanzebe.
I don't think the show pony has the stomach for a fight.
I'd put my money on Telles, the man has some scars.
Bailly looks like kind of guy whod go schizo when the blows start flying.
Why is everyone going Matic? I don’t think he’s got fight in him. If you bloodied his nose he’d back down quickly I reckon. We don’t have many players who come across as fighters.
I'd go with Matic, Bailly or Axel. Maquire wouldn't be too far away.
If it's a standard WWE fight with DQ, I'll back Bruno - get Eddie Guerrero vides from him.
If it's a proper fight, then Matic or Bailly
If it's a proper fight, then Matic or Bailly
McTominay looks partial to a Glaswegian kiss.
He’d kick feck out of them all.
He’d kick feck out of them all.
Bruno or Bailly, the rest are too nice and would think there’d be rules.
Maguire would shake Bruno’s hand before and say something like ‘good luck and no hard feelings’ and as he goes to move away, Bruno would throw sand in his eyes, pull him in and put a blade between his ribs. Sleep tight Harry, dreams can’t be buy and all that.
Bruno v Bailly would be carnage.
Maguire would shake Bruno’s hand before and say something like ‘good luck and no hard feelings’ and as he goes to move away, Bruno would throw sand in his eyes, pull him in and put a blade between his ribs. Sleep tight Harry, dreams can’t be buy and all that.
Bruno v Bailly would be carnage.
Bailly might get injured in his run up to the other guy, so no.
In fact I have, put him to sleep with a choke hold after sucker punching him.
Sounds harsh but I was only 25 at the time.
Ok I had a bit of a think about it. I thought about who I personally would least like to punch on with. Found it difficult to split Cavani , Maguire and Matic.
Maguire has a head that there’s no point in hitting as it would only hurt your hand. But he’s not nasty enough- go the body and he will crumble.
Matic would be hard as nails and would take a lot of beating but I’m given it to Cavani. Think he would have the moves and would be lethal with the head.
Maguire has a head that there’s no point in hitting as it would only hurt your hand. But he’s not nasty enough- go the body and he will crumble.
Matic would be hard as nails and would take a lot of beating but I’m given it to Cavani. Think he would have the moves and would be lethal with the head.
Didn't Rio try to turn pro in boxing?
This would have been easier if Zlatan were still with us. As of now, Matic and Maguire.
I'm getting serious Layer Cake vibes off this picture.
Disqualified; Technicality.
Gerrard?
Mata with his temper
Pogba. The guy is a beast and for his size, he has quick feet. The way he pushed Noble like "who the feck is this guy" was brilliant to watch, shows his strength. He doesn't act mad on the pitch but in a fight I would back him.
For sure, any combination of those 4 would be my go to.
Was going to say, seen Pogba hitting the pads so my money would be on him skill wise but execution who knows. Shaw stormed someone’s dressing room apparently, We’ve seen Cavani not give two fecks and I’ve seen that midget Fred square up to a dude that was at least a foot bigger than him.
This is totally out there but in one of those Tv interview things where they fire quick snap questions, I think it was Shaw who said Martial. Maybe he looks so moody all the time as he’s tired of everyone’s crap and is ready to rip a mans head off at a moments notice.
McTominay or Maguire for me. Maybe Shaw as well. If you're actually going in for a fight you need to be a nasty fecker to win. It's more about who can actually have the intent to hurt than strength and I'd choose these 3 over Pogba or Magic due to this.
I'd take my bet on McT. He's tall, long arms, very strong, calm, quick and have guts. Plus he's Scottish.
Maguire - almost went to jail for singlehandedly beating up 3 people and police
Bruno - looks like lightweight MMA fighter who is always out of control
Bruno - looks like lightweight MMA fighter who is always out of control
Not Juan Mata
I will go with Big Harry.
shaw + Stella Artois = raging bull.