Damn you, you don't know how close i came to spilling my coffee all over the laptop.
For what it's worth, i think that there's only one person that's keeping him in the job, and that person's surname isn't Glazer. I also think that the main reason Woodward retains a hands-off approach in this one is because the Mourinho fiasco had his name written all over it. Joel does what every billionaire, who's not an expert and only cares to make money, would do: He consults a right-hand man of the family and someone who's considered one of the best in the field.
The saddest thing is that our main rivals drop points too, they don't look unbeatable (unless they're playing us, of course). City often struggle to move up gears when they have to, and Liverpool have slipped on all potential banana peels thus far (except OT). There's a 15/16 feel to it, when we could have even won the league, if we had been more decisive.