The Pogmentary: Never Give Up On Your Dream
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Honestly can't wait for the meltdowns 
They'll have to put souness on watch!
They'll have to put souness on watch!
It’s really annoying me that it isn’t The Pogumentary.
We're no strangers to love
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this.
If his dream is to leave United on a free, he's already achieved that. Otherwise, if his dream is doing that twice, then I for one sincerely wish him all the very best. I'm rooting for you Paul! Never stop chasing those dreams that grow on trees ill-suited to OT's soil!
One of the biggest names in world football, with the eyes of the world on him, cashing in?
Doesn’t sound dumb to me
Life is like a cartoon, and then we all wake up. Up next Rashmentary.
I'm waiting for the Rangmentary!
A video nasty. Where is Mary Whitehouse when you need her.
Thor: Rangnick
No interest in the Pogmentary but I’d love to see this!
2 hours of him telling the other Avengers how shit they are before pissing off
Pog off!!
I’ll check it out for entertainment. He’s no longer our concern really.
it’ll be the film that schindler's list always hoped it would be.
On his domestic performances he’s really not worth a documentary. I assume he must be absolutely smashing it when he plays for France.
Really weird seeing a documentary on a player still very much playing football.
I know Neymar had one on Netflix, Griezmann too. Anyone else? Seems like the latest craze for the big boys
I know Neymar had one on Netflix, Griezmann too. Anyone else? Seems like the latest craze for the big boys
"Wherever he goes, he is shining".
Must have missed that.
Must have missed that.
Is Black Widow in your plans for Saturday, and can she give you better control over the multiverse?2 hours of him telling the other Avengers how shit they are before pissing off
"I believe that to have full control of the multiverse, we must first work on the structure. If you ask me today, do I have the Avengers I need to operate this way then I have to say no."
You cannot have a little bit of saving the world. A little bit of saving the world is like a little bit of pregnant, either you want to have the baby or not
Yeah missed a trick there. There's going to be a lot of Juve footage, a quick sojourn to the first season under Mou with trophies and then loads focused on France WC win.
opening scene.
the screen is black. the sound of a basketball repeatedly being bounced against the tarmac echoes through the theatre.
squeaky footsteps begin to accompany it as voices are slowly heard. lukaku’s voice is distinguishable, he is telling pogba that he’s the best striker in the world and that pogba should take it easy, he’s supposed to be injured. the sound of them playing ball drifts into the distance and is replaced by the sound of lip smacking and panting.
between the sound of food thudding against the floor and loud exhaustion we hear the words “four. forty mill. forty mill or ill. forty mill or i’ll take him to juve.”
“ach, ye can forgit abou tha ya fat piece of shite”
the picture fades in to show a miami beach basketball court. pogba and lukaku are playing. four men bring four more large pizzas over to raiola.
the screen is black. the sound of a basketball repeatedly being bounced against the tarmac echoes through the theatre.
squeaky footsteps begin to accompany it as voices are slowly heard. lukaku’s voice is distinguishable, he is telling pogba that he’s the best striker in the world and that pogba should take it easy, he’s supposed to be injured. the sound of them playing ball drifts into the distance and is replaced by the sound of lip smacking and panting.
between the sound of food thudding against the floor and loud exhaustion we hear the words “four. forty mill. forty mill or ill. forty mill or i’ll take him to juve.”
“ach, ye can forgit abou tha ya fat piece of shite”
the picture fades in to show a miami beach basketball court. pogba and lukaku are playing. four men bring four more large pizzas over to raiola.
Cringe.
so is it him acting on behalf of the Dubai tourist board and showing us around extravagant hotels?
Good thing it'll be in french so no one here will understand it anyway
Even Pogbamentary would be better.
Oh, it's actually called that.
When you've watched how he's played for years you have to wonder how he's managed to be put on the pedestal he has.
When you've watched how he's played for years you have to wonder how he's managed to be put on the pedestal he has.
Shouldn't it be Pogumentary?
Hope Souness has that defibrillator close at hand !
Haha, Touché sir.. (a reference for us old farts)
Complimentary Liverpool inhaler at his side
And totally redeem yourself.Bit harsh to @crossy1686 He was only let people know about the documentary…..
Pass.
If only he had just followed that.
If only he had just followed that.
Is she the one that used to do the bakeoff?
Nice save.
A documentary for every player
I want one on Winks, Tarkowski and Charlie Taylor
I want one on Winks, Tarkowski and Charlie Taylor