Maybe FDJ is confident he'll last beyond Xavi's time as coach at Barca.
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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Do we get some juicy news today?
If the FDJ Muppet train has a million passengers, I'm one of them.
If the FDJ Muppet train has ten passengers, I'm one of them.
If the FDJ Muppet train has one passenger, that passenger is me.
If the FDJ Muppet train has zero passengers, then I am no longer alive.
If the world is against the FDJ Muppet train, then I am against the world.
Till my last breath, I will ride the FDJ Muppet train.
If the FDJ Muppet train has ten passengers, I'm one of them.
If the FDJ Muppet train has one passenger, that passenger is me.
If the FDJ Muppet train has zero passengers, then I am no longer alive.
If the world is against the FDJ Muppet train, then I am against the world.
Till my last breath, I will ride the FDJ Muppet train.
Fingers crossed.
Barca activating their second lever soon, so hopefully they'll be paying de Jong his wages and handing him 2 suitcases with his belongings before escorting him out with a security guard
Don’t make me go back to terrorising Chelsea fans..
Xavi is eternal
You’re the one that tapped out yesterday. You can ride the good train but no ascending to muppetdom this year
Today is the day
Yes
Genuine suggestion - thread marks for key info- so you can easily link to important points in the saga without wading through all the obscure spurs players of the past and gta San Andreas chat etc. If you’d actually want to miss that gold.
I’ll stay in my seat then
This all reminds me when I play with my wee son on a wooden train in our park. So he's a driver and asks me where do you want to go and I'm like to the jungle, to woods, to seaside, to the land of chocolate.
Well if he asked me right now I'd say to the Muppetdom!!!
Well if he asked me right now I'd say to the Muppetdom!!!
Not long untill its official now. Hoping before we hit the 1000 mark
If it gets done exactly on page 1000 that would be amazing
I like your suggestion... but how could anyone not want to read the top class banter in this thread! I mean, this is what it's all about, enjoying the saga and joining in on the speculation. This is muppeting at its finest and I'm honoured to be a part of it
Why, oh why are you posting picture of Glazer family?
Done with this.
What is Tom Cleverley upto?
What is Tom Cleverley upto?
I thought you took a muppet holiday mate? Still here i see!
The muppet is strong in you young padawan
"Is there anything to be said for saying another mass?
Just a small one?"
Just a small one?"
I agree, but at least this way we wouldnt have to debunk the ‘Frenkie doesn’t want to come’ myth for example, every 3 posts, we could just point at the thread mark. Might actually mean more posts free for banter!
So we're almost at the end of that week. Still no movement...
God I love saying mass.
Those are not the 2 options. There is a third option where he stays on the current contract? Why? Because he has a contract.
That is very true.
Saying that people Will always believe what they want to believe won't they? Even if it is a very dodgy sport tweet haha.
Seems the least likely out of the three
Yeah, it is about time to publish again that same story. With today's date.
But it is Frenkie Friday so anything could happen! The day is young!
I don’t see how after all this Barca allow him to stay on his huge wage. Would be such a huge climb down that the pressure change might make Laporta’s head explode!
Quoting Gabby Agbonlahor has to be the lowest bar possible eh? Few things make me change the channel quicker than the sound of his voice!Tweet
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It’s amazing they create headlines from anything. When you read the article you see he’s been urged by the football guru, none other than Agbonlahor! And they also quote Sport from Spain.
Would need to be a GIF.
I'm not sure if this lever changes anything, but I believe that he could stay on his current contract, but it would mean de Jong is the highest earner in the squad, and that wouldn't sit well with a few guys. Plus they want to add others such as Silva and Kounde so getting rid of de Jong makes perfect economic sense to them.
In muppet perpetuity.
Please do not drag our master Muppet down to his level. @Berbaclass is funny, mildly crazy and interesting these are not the traits of G. Neville.
Confirmation on page 1000 : we win the league
@Berbaclass hasnt made a similar amount of posts in the Westminster politics thread to be what Gary Neville would hypothetically be on RedCafe.
I somehow keep ending up back in here with no memory of clicking on the thread. What's happening? Help me.
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