Give him 1m per week if need be and 50m sign on bonus and another 50 to his agent. Just make it happen.
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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I’d even give him Fred and Mctominays wages.
? Thought I made it clear about the pub incident. Whoever the name of that joker was I do not remember. As I said, not worth remembering their names.
Fair reporting that. An actual confession of stalking
Kill ‘em allaporte
Now that's classPlease Frenkie for the love of my zip. You are fecking killing me softly here man.
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That is why ETH wants him so much in a few seconds long clip. Quality.Please Frenkie for the love of my zip. You are fecking killing me softly here man.
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He will come.
I don’t know whether to feel excited or sick. At the moment I’m getting the same stomach churning that I did when I saw Haaland put on a masterclass against West Ham today. I don’t want to be hurt again.
If he does, I will
Around 22nd april
He wouldn't solve all our problems... but he'd solve quite a fair few on his ownPlease Frenkie for the love of my zip. You are fecking killing me softly here man.
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He shoots, he scores
Fecker need to lay down low for feck sake..Please Frenkie for the love of my zip. You are fecking killing me softly here man.
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I can see ten Hag going full blown muppet and offering him whatever he wants haha. He's probably beyond desperate now
Still going strong fellow muppet?
The desperation in here
2027
He's not leaving Barca... I'm convinced of it
Give Frenkie naming rights to the stadium if needed.
Would not mind going to Old Man De Jong Trafford if it means us winning league titles.
McTom could be a good security person at Frenkie's home, he can hide and clobber anyone.
@Berbasbullet or @Berbaclass
Which one of you is the tweet machine? Actually, scrap that, I'll just forget by tomorrow morning.
Give us a positive tweet, something to give us hope moving forwards.
Which one of you is the tweet machine? Actually, scrap that, I'll just forget by tomorrow morning.
Give us a positive tweet, something to give us hope moving forwards.
He is clearly sending ETH a message that he is ready.
What a send off
Absolutely. Here till the very end, regardless of how it ends up
No celebration, waving to the crowd. He knows it’s his last for Barca in his last game. Probably be announced tomorrow after his fair well
I can't see any way he ends up playing for Manchester United this year after the events of this weekend. Hope I am wrong. If I am being honest, he'd be crazy to even consider joining us.
How is it desperation? We're just having fun and a laugh.
I think most people know this is one that will go down to the wire and could go either way, but we're just enjoying ourselves
That's the spirit!
He’s not interested, stop begging.
Thanks for your valuable input, Mr Melt.
Thanks for your input, much appreiciated
You’re welcome.
We need to move onto other targets, we cannot go the season with McFred after going on another wild goose chase.
And everyone will hang on every word you write Andy because everyone cares about all that brand new inside knowledge you got.
Don’t tell me what to do
I can confirm, Berba is the tweet machine.
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