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Frenkie to United?


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El-Manos

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This man’s obsession with Barcelona is bonkers. If a club treated me like that I would give them the middle finger and feck off.
 

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I just agree with quite a few people who say London is a bit of an odd place to spend a holiday for a young millionaire. You'd expect him to be somewhere hot.

Of course because it's London, the regulars in Spain are running the BS that he's going to Chelsea
I just read this...

"Leicester centre-back Wesley Fofana is set to complete his move to Chelsea after flying to the United States for a medical earlier this week."

Did anyone check that Frenkie didn't fly on from London to the USA for a medical for us...?
 

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Sightseeing in London with a suit packed? Y'all have good opera out there?

Also find it odd for Romano to be talking about Man United dreams. Something's going on that he's not savvy to.
I agree that it's very very odd. I just don't see him going to Chelsea and the fact that he's come with Depay who is also rumoured to be coming to us too... hmmmm
People just need to accept that this is happening. Too much coincidence. Odd vacation in the UK in transfer deadline week with the two targets rumoured to be of interest to us. Social media blackout, BS story about a wedding, fecking Frenkie bringing a suit......again, to a non-existant wedding.

We're setting for the explosive series finale.
 

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that fabrizio guy really talks like those presenters in pokemon youtube videos about "i tried black 2 with only bug pokemon!"
 

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We're setting for the explosive series finale.
Frenkie is in a concrete square being chased by Boehly. Suddenly a car comes dashing on to the curb and buckets into him. The car door opens and Ten Hag simply says.

"Run."
 

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This man’s obsession with Barcelona is bonkers. If a club treated me like that I would give them the middle finger and feck off.
Or he wants to fight for his place :o

we'll find out tomorrow evening what those things are that happened all this time
 

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People just need to accept that this is happening. Too much coincidence. Odd vacation in the UK in transfer deadline week with the two targets rumoured to be of interest to us. Social media blackout, BS story about a wedding, fecking Frenkie bringing a suit......again, to a non-existant wedding.

We're setting for the explosive series finale.
I do agree that we're going to be in for a very unpredictable and exciting last 24 hours. I'm looking forward to it!
 

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Sightseeing in London with a suit packed? Y'all have good opera out there?

Also find it odd for Romano to be talking about Man United dreams. Something's going on that he's not savvy to.
Yes actually. There is good opera in London. Its probably the best place in the world for cultural pursuits you need a suit on an evening to take part in.
 

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ten Hag saything that Antony and Dubravka might be the last signings - Unless a great opportunity comes along. Uh huh...
 

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So we dont know if Frenkie is back in Barca for training tomorrow? It was only a small weekender bag he seemed to have packed.
 

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Nicely crafted title change.

Is Memphis even a consideration for Chelsea? I'm thinking Frenkie is more likely for Chelsea, but Memphis? Unless Auba falls through. Then the music starts again & everyone is looking for a seat.
 

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Murdered by none other than Radagast De Jong, Frenkies distant relative.

Where is my "Manchester United with Loan with obligation to buy shock swoop" headline
between 2nd and broadway
 

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Frenkie will be sunning himself in Barcelona the day after the window closes. The whole saga has been a waste of time. The bloke said months ago he is happy at Barca despite all the crap dished out to him and then his missus posted how happy she was which confirmed that they weren’t moving anywhere soon. Barca may have to sell him at the end of next season depending on results and earnings as they are running out of assets to flog off but it will still depend on the player wanting to leave.
 

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So we dont know if Frenkie is back in Barca for training tomorrow? It was only a small weekender bag he seemed to have packed.
Also wondering, where is Ali Dursun currently?
Is he also in England?? :rolleyes:
 

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Ten Hag isn't letting this drop.

As i've thought for a while, if Frenkie is to leave Barca, we'll be all over it.
 

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This man’s obsession with Barcelona is bonkers. If a club treated me like that I would give them the middle finger and feck off.
Well considering they have to pay him an ever increasing wage starting this season, I don't think its his 'obsession" with barcelona that is keeping him there. Its the fact that he will be getting paid what he is owed.
 

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if anyone of you muppets needs moral support when this is over and you look at Fred and MCT and feel bad - PM me. I will help you get over this
 
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