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2024-25 Performances


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5.4 Season Average Rating
Appearances
50
Clean sheets
11
Goals
0
Assists
0
Yellow cards
1
Biggest annoyance for me is he was actually giving the crowd stick and trolling them when we went 2-1 up. Just do your fecking job. Instead, two howlers, and literally the only reason the tie isn't completely over.
This was fecking infuriating. The nerve of him.
 
He should never play for us again, he should not even make the bench again.
Not only does he play like a clown, but he acts like one too.
 
Matic's next wild comments: "water is wet".
 
Matic hit the nail on the head, another shocker from Onana. Last thing you need when you are so bad in attack is a clown in goal.
 
He’s shite. Could give him a bit more leeway with the mistakes if he was actually any good with his feet, but he’s hopeless there too. Get rid.
 
Is Tom Heaton fit? Honest question.

We bought Onana to help play out from the back. He's not been great with his feet, he's not been great with his hands. Why are we not dropping him?

I'm pretty sure any one of our other keepers could boot it long or play five yard hospital passes to defenders. What gives?
 
Mistake after mistake

I’ve said it since rumours were rife about signing him that he’s fecking crap and I argued with 10 posters in here on the subject

A new keeper is fast becoming a priority
 
Idiot.

Fuming. How many more mistakes seriously :mad:

And parrying the ball back in the box wtf
 
Fails to do the basics unfortunately. I thought we could get by with him as a keeper and focus on other positions but I think that was naive. He's capable of weird and basic errors at any notice.
 
Honestly feels like signing a new keeper needs to be top priority this summer, not low priority.
 
A thousand times this. Onana may indeed be the worst but he's had good patches of form. You can't say that a players is shit on television after spending 5 years here at the club.
Statistically our worst keeper in modern history. Matic was spot on and unsurprisingly onana got rattled today
 
Funniest thing is that if the ball just hits him it probably goes far away, because he tries to cushion it so it actually ends up right in front of him
 
The interview thing was a storm in a teacup, but it's just the same basic technical and decision making errors from him again and again.

It's just a matter of if we can find any money from anywhere with all the other areas that need strengthening, but he's moving GK up the list for us.
 
He costs us again and again. He is the worst goalkeeper I've ever seen at this club. Give me Roy Carroll, give me Taibi, give me literally anybody with hands over this absolute shit show.

I never want to see him in our shirt again. It happens time and time again. He literally costs the club millions with his absolute wank performances.

And then he says we're better than Lyon... Well I'll tell you what Andre you absolute fecking tit, we definitely don't have a better keeper.
 
Has to be the end of his United career. Embarrassed himself and embarrassed the club. He has to be the first to go in the summer.
Needs dropping immediately. Keep saying it but Heaton can't be any worse.
 
Embarrassed himself and the club with his words and performance. He’s a laughing stock right now.

Needs to be given the Barthez 2003 post Madrid treatment.

ie. He never plays for us again.
 
Is the 2nd goal on him though? Was fired at him from 12 yards out. We gave them far too many chances in our box and dropped too deep.

It’s not a blatant screaming howler, but it is on him. A dropped shot that he was too slow (and dropped too far) to fall on is at least in part on the keeper

I can’t think of a player we’ve had who’s directly cost us as many games/points as him. Just a calamity of a signing. Pound for pound one of the worst
 
I think this may be him done. To have a night like that when you were already the main topic of conversation may well be too much to survive.
 
Anyone wanna defend this guy still?

All those pre match slagging off United fans for calling him out for his brainless comments. There you go…

Guys an unlikeable arrogant tosser for no anpparente reason. How can you be so cocky when you’re so fecking shit.

Number one priority in the summer is the goalkeeper position without any doubt.
 
He's very difficult to accept as a United keeper.

No point of having a 2nd keeper if no1 always plays no matter what.
 
Awful keeper, even his supposed strength of kicking is crap, we won't go anywhere without a new keeper in the summer
 
I really wanted him to work here and I think he can be a better keeper than this but his head is gone and he’s been absolutely abysmal.