[DWelbz19]

Locking the manager thread during games, now? Ooft. *1984 calendar meme*

 

[JG3001]

All we look to do is circulate possession. It's no more imaginative than Van Gaal football.

At least with Van Gaal we aimlessly passed it around at the other end of the pitch.

 

[cj_sparky]

How did Bournemouth get the foul there

 

[OmarUnited4ever]

I still can't understand logic behind Dirgu transfer. He is not even better than Malacia.

I am not saying he is good or he is gonna be good or he needs time.

Just that it's hard to see a new signing turn shit this quickly, like I am just hoping that we didn't sign another dud.

 

[hellhunter]

It's more to do with the poor technical level of the team and this stupid instance on building from the back. Palace doesn't hesitate to pump it forward

Yeah for sure, point being I'm not convinced Amorim would have us play any better in a different formation

 

[mitchmouse]

We need to buy some physical strength in the summer

 

[2E_MUFC]

Dorgu is genuinely one of the worst players I’ve ever seen

 

[klayton88]

Why are you here?

When a daddy bee loves a mommy bee, he ploughs her in to next week.

 

[Nevilles.Wear.Prada]

Nothing exciting about it either, we're such a boring team to watch.

Supposed to work well if the manager given 7 preseason friendly apparently

 

[WouterWeghorst]

They'll never award us a red for that. This is Manchester United. The player has to commit obscenities.

Studs up on the front of the ankle should always be a red. Was 2 footed too. English refs give super soft penalties & only very 'hard' red cards.

 

[VP89]

I still can't understand logic behind Dirgu transfer. He is not even better than Malacia.

I said this before he got signed and got ambushed by the "scouts know more than you" brigade. It was so clear from his all touch videos that he was just a bog standard player, not even yet at the level of a Mitchell of Palace. Praying we go for Ait Nouri in the summer because we can't rely on Dorgu for LWB. It's not his fault either, he should be bedded in with a lot of time and patience.

 

[thisisnottaken1]

Locking the manager thread during games, now? Ooft. *1984 calendar meme*

It’s the right thing to do. We lock the player performance threads during the game for the same reason.

 

[JBG]

They are shite but not 15th shite.

I keep seeing this... and yet we see MU players not being able to pass the ball 5 feet infront off them or keep the ball more than 2 seconds or even just cushion a pass that comes towards them. Nevermind score a goal.

 

[SER19]

If you want to beat man utd, show any amount of aggression at all. Its that simple. We're absolute cowards.

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

We are just so unbelievably shit.

 

[Martial'sEmergingSmile]

It's more to do with the poor technical level of the team and this stupid instance on building from the back. Palace doesn't hesitate to pump it forward

Agreed, but also easier to do when you're pumping it to Mateta.

Not so much to the worst aerial front-line in the league.

 

[DWelbz19]

We got a lwb that can't pass, can't dribble and can't defend

The first signing made under this manager, too. We purged the side of any wide attacking options to scrape the pennies, just to get this. Super worrying signs.

 

[48 hours]

People blaming Onana for their goal any excuse eh?

Not blaming him, though would be nice if he could keep us in a game with some unexpected saves

 

[AndySmith1990]

Amorim has done absolutely nothing to improve us. This is the worst Utd I've ever watched.

He's made us worse if anything. But some will refuse to accept it

 

[davidmichael]

I still can't understand logic behind Dirgu transfer. He is not even better than Malacia.

It’s the constant of yet another manager wanting their own players even if what we have in place is better, said ever since we played with wing backs that Amass should play more and if you compete Amass and Dorgu performance wise it’s clear Amass is better.

 

[Deco10Legend]

We seem to be the only team that makes this formation, our managers speciality, look this terrible to be fair. The Italians, Leverkusen, Wolves, Palace all look solid playing it

Porto is playing the same formation with the nuance of using a libero instead of a 3 center backs.
We are just as bad and the discussions on our forum are the same, the players are awful so is the manager

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Bournemouth's atmosphere is utter shite.

 

[lex talionis]

Let’s sub off some players soon before we have to scrape from the U-18 team to field a side against Bilbao.

 

[nazanto]

So comfortable for Bournemouth.

Reckon every team that's not Sunday league quality will feel comfortable playing against us.

 

[Ollie Derbyshire]

If I was one of the back 3, they should just launch it every time there is no pass into midfield. Which would be pretty much every time.

Goalkeeper gives no confidence to defense
Midfielders give no confidence to the defense they can control or progress anything

Fecking joke.

 

[SER19]

Ref needs to just go into crowd, choose a random Bournemouth fan, and give them the whistle. We'd actually come out better off.

 

[FrankDrebin]

Bruno has been proper shite.

 

[RedStarUnited]

We've had the most touches in the league in our defensive third (we're basically midtable for touches in the middle and final thirds so it never goes anywhere) and are 2nd in giving it away in our defensive third leading to an opposition chance. It's a huge issue with the way that we play that it's so difficult to progress the ball and there are so few options unless we can counter or just pump it long.

Doesnt help when we have no one to play long to either.

 

[Ish]

Gosh this team is so fecking slow. Have a nice counter opportunity and they end up turning it around and passing it back to the goalie.

 

[Cunha08]

How are we so slow to every ball? Physically we are so slow and weak. Lack any sort of aggression.

 

[ThanksBoss26]

Been woeful this again so far.

 

[IWat]

Those who want to give this guy a stab at next season I can only conclude must be masochists.

 

[Litch]

They are shite but not 15th shite.

Shitter than the other 14....how many would get in the other 14 teams?

 

[Bwuk]

Amorim has to go even if we win the Europa.

Did anyone think before this we’d win the game? Can blame the players all you want but we’ve went backwards under Amorim.

 

[acnumber9]

Locking the manager thread during games, now? Ooft. *1984 calendar meme*

Going full on RAWK.

 

[United Hobbit]

These and Brighton seem to be our big bogey teams in recent years

Unfortunately this list seems to keep growing...

 

[Ayoba]

Our forward play is so fecking shite. The rare occasion our midfielders get on the ball they just hoof it forwards. Our defenders just keep passing the ball between themselves like zombies.

I hate this cnuting formation. Swap a CB for a midfielder, get some control in midfield. Let the fullbacks overlap the wingers. It's not fecking rocket science

 

[witchtrials]

Should be a red. If not the the tackle, then for dissent for not going to the referee to accept his yellow.

Clutching at straws a bit there - dissent seemed pretty mild to me.

 

[devilish]

It's absolutely twatted in the corner from about the same distance as a penalty.

He needs moving on, but not every single goal is his fault.

Ddg or vds would probably get a hand to it. Onana's saving percentage is at 67.7% . That puts him at 11th place behind the likes of pope, vicario and leno

 

[DWelbz19]

Really should’ve scored from that corner