[Ronaldo's Love Child]

Luke Shaw is a unit isn't he?

Anyone seen him with his shirt off.....or do we need to subscribe to that kind of site?

 

[MaxZorin]

Same problem as ever.

Nothing in attack.

We're okay, and I mean okay, in other areas but have nothing doing in attack.

 

[Banana Republic]

The ref could add another 60 minutes on and we won’t be able to score !

 

[Red00012]

Our passing makes you want to gouge your eyes out.

And our crossing

 

[Atheist]

It beggars belief that Amorim isn’t going to be sacked.

 

[Sied]

You know I had a feeling the keeper might need the physio to come on there

 

[mitchmouse]

Hojlund having another stinker.

And another game where we haven’t created a decent opening for him

 

[Ace of Spades]

Too bad Maguire is subbed. But we need him for europa.

 

[TrustInJanuzaj]

Can’t believe people can watch us this season and not be excited by the prospect of Cunha. Still worried we will somehow feck that up too!

 

[2E_MUFC]

Nothing like some good ole matchday hyperbole

You must be blind if you think otherwise. One of the worst signings I’ve ever seen us make.

 

[ShinjiNinja26]

Early days but I suspect Dorgu will be another one we’ll be looking to replace in a season or two. Only positive is he didn’t cost us a fortune in the first place.

 

[Reiver]

Smith suggesting their keeper genuinely has cramp?

 

[Oranges038]

I’ve never seen any team cross as bad as we do

I blame Moyes.

 

[Godfather]

30 mill is not particularly 'significant money' these days.

It's a fecking shit load for a guy that looks hardly a footballer

 

[Dudu]

Yeah that's the one I had in mind. What did we create? Garnacho and Obi I think?

Pretty much. Maino in the first half straight at the keeper. That Bruno chance was offside i believe.

Dreadful as ever in the final third.

 

[ThanksBoss26]

Awful decision making and execution so far while they’ve had 10 men.

 

[Widow]

This is a truly depressing performance

 

[Swedish_Plumber]

Gonna day 4 mins tops for added time. Should be 8/9

 

[Dannn411]

No worries lads. This is just going to magically turn around next season. Look at all the great signs of progress.

 

[RedStarUnited]

ah Manchester United…the team that doesn't want to do inswinging corners.

Shaw and Bruno should clearly Swap.

 

[WouterWeghorst]

Who was the last signing to be as out of place as Dorgu? We've been bad before his signing so you'd hope for a player to lift the team, not bring it down further..

 

[mitchmouse]

Wow… that stat: Ipswich have scored more away goals than us

 

[Sancho99]

Dorgu just doesn't look like a footballer, does he?

Fixed that for you. Let's hope he has far more to offer than he's shown.

 

[Marcelinho87]

Smith suggesting their keeper genuinely has cramp?

No, he was joking.

 

[DownRiver]

They want Garnacho to have the ball than anyone else, he just makes stupid decisions and is ineffective.

 

[#07]

This is just so bad.

 

[DJ_21]

is Delap really gonna help with scoring in this team?

 

[jamesjimmybyrondean]

We need three new attackers and even more so if Delap the striker we want. Our team is so bereft of goals that just Cunha and Delap won’t be enough

 

[DomesticTadpole]

It beggars belief that Amorim isn’t going to be sacked.

Amorim doesn't think he is, but in football that means nothing.

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

if this was Liverpool, they'd be bombarding the goal now

 

[eire-red]

Bournemouth one shot on target, same for Wolves last week. As bad as we have been, it's hard to understand that we'll lose both.

 

[Woziak]

Can we be anymore slow in passing to feet against 10 men ffs.

That’s the way Amorim trains the team, slow passing, so fed up with this team and coach he’s so out of his depth in the EPL.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Are we having competition with Spurs who will lose more games?!

 

[Red Rash]

just looking tepid up front

Not sure who Tepid is, but surely he is better than Hojlund at least

 

[The No.10!]

Absolutely horrific

 

[DJ_21]

We’re lucky spurs have Liverpool

 

[Beachryan]

Why is this legal?

 

[Reiver]

No, he was joking.

Ah, ok

 

[GiddyUp]

We would struggle against a celebrity 11 in a charity match.

 

[#07]

if this was Liverpool, they'd be bombarding the goal now

They'd have scored four or five.