Send him a PM saying he's been promoted. That'll confuse him.
I just got a PM
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
I recommend Arc for promotion. 
Hilarious. I was just playing around in the control panel and wondered what some of the buttons would do and thought I should ask.
Apologies to anyone who cherished any PMs they had received in the past from pert. Look on the bright side though, you've now got more room to receive PMs from other people.
ARC is my hero.
I've just pm'd a mod asking for Arc to be promoted as well.
Looks like it's his lucky day.
It can't really be that bad a problem mods if then newbie himself found it funny?
Looks like it's his lucky day.
It can't really be that bad a problem mods if then newbie himself found it funny?
No harm in winding up the newbies now and again.
Unless they turn nasty...
Unless they turn nasty...
Ugh, looks like i've been merked. Good one, the fact that i'd just gotten an infraction a week earlier made it even more convincing and aggitating
No hard feelings pert, and cheers for those who recommended me
p.s.- i didnt turn nasty btw, he didnt post the other 4 smug pms
No hard feelings pert, and cheers for those who recommended me
p.s.- i didnt turn nasty btw, he didnt post the other 4 smug pms
Right, let's ban him now.
welcome arcUgh, looks like i've been merked. Good one, the fact that i'd just gotten an infraction a week earlier made it even more convincing and aggitating
No hard feelings pert, and cheers for those who recommended me
Sorry for winding you up.Ugh, looks like i've been merked. Good one, the fact that i'd just gotten an infraction a week earlier made it even more convincing and aggitating
No hard feelings pert, and cheers for those who recommended me
p.s.- i didnt turn nasty btw, he didnt post the other 4 smug pms
But it was worth it.
Hello mate.Ugh, looks like i've been merked. Good one, the fact that i'd just gotten an infraction a week earlier made it even more convincing and aggitating
No hard feelings pert, and cheers for those who recommended me
p.s.- i didnt turn nasty btw, he didnt post the other 4 smug pms
Glad to see you were promoted so quickly.
If you need to blame anyone it's me. Sorry about that but it was funny.
Care to join us in our evil plans?
Welcome arc.
Racism will not be tolerated on these boards.
You have less then one hour to delete your post or you will incur several possible infractions which could lead to your expulsion from these forums.
You have less then one hour to delete your post or you will incur several possible infractions which could lead to your expulsion from these forums.
^
p.s. welcome arc
p.s. welcome arc
We've been watching you. We do not tolerate any sort of racism on this board(unless it's against South Africans. . . oh and Singaporeans too). Please refrain from making racist remarks, or else you're banned for life. . .from the internet.
Thanks,
Redcafe.net.
(you've been great)
Thanks,
Redcafe.net.
(you've been great)
This is getting brilliant.
Here's one I just sent to someone now.
Congratulations.
You have been randomly selected for promotion with several others.
Unfortunately you have did not win the promotion.
Goodbye.
Congratulations.
You have been randomly selected for promotion with several others.
Unfortunately you have did not win the promotion.
Goodbye.
A joke! Totally random.
Racism against Singaporeans is fine ehh??
I sent this pm to someone:
Subject: [Error]
Hectic said:
Need them to start a thread about strange PM's
That would be funny as feck
That would be funny as feck
https://www.redcafe.net/showthread.php?t=158194Need them to start a thread about strange PM's
That would be funny as feck
done!!!
He did it!
I can't believe he did it.
That was my pm and he actually did it!
Funny as feck.
get there and follow what i said
He did it!
I can't believe he did it.
That was my pm and he actually did it!
Funny as feck.
Let's see how long we can keep this up!get there and follow what i said
tell him that when the mods are about to ban someone they start by taking away his pm rightsLet's see how long we can keep this up!
I can't, I'm speaking like this!
You have to do it, say you recognise this sort of thing or something like that.
go do it
He did it!
I can't believe he did it.
That was my pm and he actually did it!
Funny as feck.
You cruel person, that's wicked, I feel sorry for the poor bloke.
Heartless bastards.
After that brief little spell, I'm back with more:
Hello mate.
We have been monitoring your pc and have seen evidence of several rival websites on your Datastream.
Would you care to explain why you are visiting banned forums? Are you spying for them, or merely trying to gain promotion and hack the forums.
I am extremely suspicious of your actions. Some of the mods are already arguing a case to ban you, but I want to hear you confess first.
Hello mate.
We have been monitoring your pc and have seen evidence of several rival websites on your Datastream.
Would you care to explain why you are visiting banned forums? Are you spying for them, or merely trying to gain promotion and hack the forums.
I am extremely suspicious of your actions. Some of the mods are already arguing a case to ban you, but I want to hear you confess first.
Reply from Pure_red
Actually haven't posted much on the forums. Don't know why I would get banned.
Alright, here's one that I just send to a user with 6 posts:
Look.
Let's not beat around the bush.
We know who you are and why you are here, you think my using a proxy we can't locate you?
We traced your ip back and surprise surprise look who turned up. You hacked this place once before but you won't get away with it again.
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't ban you right now?
I'm waiting for his reply now.
Look.
Let's not beat around the bush.
We know who you are and why you are here, you think my using a proxy we can't locate you?
We traced your ip back and surprise surprise look who turned up. You hacked this place once before but you won't get away with it again.
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't ban you right now?
I'm waiting for his reply now.