That is so cruel.
I just got a PM
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Oh god, tomorrow I'm going to have so many pm's from people asking why they haven't been promoted, why I'm calling them racists, complaining they never sent graphic material to minors on here, asking why they recieved infraction points.....
Quality.
Quality.
Let's get some newbies to donate via paypal, in order to get promotion.
I'm going to tell one of them we have traced his ip back to an internet terrorist organisation and i'm alerting the police.
I'm also going to join Red Issue, using a newbie username.
And bitch about the Caf.
Then send the newbie a link
And bitch about the Caf.
Then send the newbie a link
pure evil.. See if you can get them to send pics of themselves doing random things.. Like face covered in post-it notes of all the Utd players they can name etc.. tell them it's a traditional RedCafe initiation for early promotions.
I've a feeling some people would be that stupid.
It's about that time.
You have reached the point where promotion is imminent.
The only thing left is for a couple of the Moderation Team to agree with the promotion, but that's just a techicality.
We have a bit of a tradition on the Caf where upon gaining promotion you have to do something, a task which shows you are committed.
It's nothing major, a bit of a laugh is all. Your challenge or assignment if you like is to write backwards for 20 posts.
Just say what you would usually say but type it backwards. It's always a bit of fun and at the end of the day you are a killjoy if you don't do it.
My task when I was promoted last year was to create as many topics in 10 minutes as possible. It was pretty hilarious.
Glad to see you promoted soon anyway so congratulations and welcome aboard. Get started as soon as you can, remember the quicker you do it the shorter your stay in the newbies.
Cheers mate.
You have reached the point where promotion is imminent.
The only thing left is for a couple of the Moderation Team to agree with the promotion, but that's just a techicality.
We have a bit of a tradition on the Caf where upon gaining promotion you have to do something, a task which shows you are committed.
It's nothing major, a bit of a laugh is all. Your challenge or assignment if you like is to write backwards for 20 posts.
Just say what you would usually say but type it backwards. It's always a bit of fun and at the end of the day you are a killjoy if you don't do it.
My task when I was promoted last year was to create as many topics in 10 minutes as possible. It was pretty hilarious.
Glad to see you promoted soon anyway so congratulations and welcome aboard. Get started as soon as you can, remember the quicker you do it the shorter your stay in the newbies.
Cheers mate.
Nice one.come on hectic, is too cruel
Nah, he got promoted anyway so there's not problem.
I won't do the internet terrorist one though because not only is that cruel but it's pushing the limits and I don't want to really scare some kid by mistake.
Haven't had a reply yet, sent it to a couple so hopefully will get a response.
So did the newbie you sent this to did it??
Asking them to write their posts backwards is birlliant I must say.
Why thankyou.
I've got so many pm's waiting now.
Loads won't reply back but the ones that do.....priceless.
I think for the next one I am going to get two newbies to fight. I will post both of them that the other user was making disgusting remarks about them and the mods deleted it. The only way to resolve it would be to make a thread calling them out. I'll make up fake quotes and pm's, that will be good.
I've got so many pm's waiting now.
Loads won't reply back but the ones that do.....priceless.
I think for the next one I am going to get two newbies to fight. I will post both of them that the other user was making disgusting remarks about them and the mods deleted it. The only way to resolve it would be to make a thread calling them out. I'll make up fake quotes and pm's, that will be good.
Another idea will be to write in utter jargon.
I'll send him a few pm's of this and then complain to him that he's sending me utter nonsense. After a couple pm's i'll say if he carries it on i'll report him to the mods while writing nonsense to him in other pm's.
Should be good.
I'll send him a few pm's of this and then complain to him that he's sending me utter nonsense. After a couple pm's i'll say if he carries it on i'll report him to the mods while writing nonsense to him in other pm's.
Should be good.
Hectic, ingenious. But I couldn't help thinking your time would be better spent helping out a charity or on a gashunt™ or something...Young Chicken (of the coast)
Young Chicken (of the coast)
I don't understand too much of that.
I'll just carry on doing the pranks.
And he strikes.....again! This one is brilliant!
Hectic said:
I've just now replied with the comment below, let's see if we can get anymore out of him, if not then it's all ready a success!joshgenz said:
Hectic said:
Hectic you mean fecker!
PS get over to the main forum, I've started on posting there now.
What do you mean by the last bit?
Hectic you mean fecker!
PS get over to the main forum, I've started on posting there now.
Edit: See what you mean. Will do!
Remember about 2 hours ago saying we were posting in the united forums more?
I'm in there tonight, its not too bad tonight no muppets in sight.
Absolutely ingenius. This is a class thread
the pranks get better and better
https://www.redcafe.net/showthread.php?p=3341644#post3341644
just came across this in the newbies, look at post 14
https://www.redcafe.net/showthread.php?p=3341644#post3341644
just came across this in the newbies, look at post 14
I nearly choked on my tea when i read that!!!
poor guy
https://www.redcafe.net/showpost.php?p=3341745&postcount=30
hes going for real.
i hope you promote him after all this effort.else he will be gutted
hes going for real.
i hope you promote him after all this effort.else he will be gutted
hes done 20 of them!
https://www.redcafe.net/search.php?searchid=741773
he deserves to be promoted after all that!
https://www.redcafe.net/search.php?searchid=741773
he deserves to be promoted after all that!
Tell him he's failed because he didn't do his smilies backwards
He actually wrote backwards for twenty posts!!!!!!
I have 11 pm's. I can't wait to read them.yrev eb tsum regneW.
I can;t believe I started this.
Just had another replyAnd he strikes.....again! This one is brilliant!
I've just now replied with the comment below, let's see if we can get anymore out of him, if not then it's all ready a success!
!!!joshgenz said: