The Secrets of your demise

[zippy]

Liverpool, the clubs fans responsible for having english football teams kicked out of europe for years. The clubs fans responsible for having no more standing at games.

You must be very proud.

The trouble with scousers is that they still dont realize that the rest of the country hates them. Geordies especially, but also just about every other region of Britain considers them greasy, thieving, twats that talk like they've got half a bag of marbles in their mouths (perhaps transplanted from their brains?). Nothing good has come out of liverpool for a long, long, time. they are still clutching on to the beatles as their claim to 'coolness', just as well John Lennon wasnt a live today, he'd look a right twat singing 'Imagine' in a shell suite.

The point is - it really doesnt matter what Man Utd do or what your opinion is because you are a scouser - lowest of the low, scum of the earth and your opinion rates about as highly as Ken Dodds. The mere fact you are here at all shows you are obsessed with our success - all i can say is you might as well get used to it because we are a club that has more pride and spirit in our little toes than your shithole of a club will ever have.

Manchester United.
The Stone Roses.
The Commonwealth Games.
The Hacienda.
Manchester Women.

We shit on you mate, totally shit on you, so go crawl back to the garbage can you were dozing in before we piss on you as well.

 

[other red]

Liverpool, the clubs fans responsible for having english football teams kicked out of europe for years. The clubs fans responsible for having no more standing at games.

You must be very proud.

The trouble with scousers is that they still dont realize that the rest of the country hates them. Geordies especially, but also just about every other region of Britain considers them greasy, thieving, twats that talk like they've got half a bag of marbles in their mouths (perhaps transplanted from their brains?). Nothing good has come out of liverpool for a long, long, time. they are still clutching on to the beatles as their claim to 'coolness', just as well John Lennon wasnt a live today, he'd look a right twat singing 'Imagine' in a shell suite.

The point is - it really doesnt matter what Man Utd do or what your opinion is because you are a scouser - lowest of the low, scum of the earth and your opinion rates about as highly as Ken Dodds. The mere fact you are here at all shows you are obsessed with our success - all i can say is you might as well get used to it because we are a club that has more pride and spirit in our little toes than your shithole of a club will ever have.

Manchester United.
The Stone Roses.
The Commonwealth Games.
The Hacienda.
Manchester Women.

We shit on you mate, totally shit on you, so go crawl back to the garbage can you were dozing in before we piss on you as well.

When you grow up, hopefully into a somewhat responsible human being, have a re-read of this filth you wrote and hold your head in shame and embarrassment.

 

[Bury Red]

When you grow up, hopefully into a somewhat responsible human being, have a re-read of this filth you wrote and hold your head in shame and embarrassment.

Whilst I can't condone what was said (and moreover how it was put) and I particularly dislike the raking up of the European ban, you have to admit that there is a large proportion of fans in football in general (not just from Manchester) who think this way about you. You don't like it do you, yet in your original point 6 you were kind enough to point out that we blame our every failing on the ABU conspiracy theory - "everyone's against us.. waah". Can you not see the hypocrisy in your attitude? There is a similarly large proportion of the worlds football fans and media who love to run down everything United do, look for anything they can seize upon to criticize and generally spout the sort of bullshit you do in all your 15 points, hell they can't even cite a reason or a catalyst event for this hatred, they just do.

Can you possibly see that the constant ABU harping is not a figment of our imagination and that you are as guilty of it as anyone, can you recognise that it might gall us in the same way that raking up the Euro bans, the all seaters and the countless scouse stereotypes gets to you. No, of course you can't.

You'll keep coming back every 12 months telling us how either our reign is over or how Liverpool are the next big thing, and since your prognostications on United are always 90% hinsight you'll inevitably be able to make your points sound plausible despite the fact that 12 months later we'll still be challenging for trophies while you struggle to maintain your mediocrity.

We are arrogant for believing we can challenge for honours each year but you are not despite this delusion that you are the most supremely knowledgeable fan to have ever graced this forum. Smells like hypocrisy to me.

 

[Raoul]

As with many of Other Red's threads, this one belongs in the classics eventually.

 

[other red]

Whilst I can't condone what was said (and moreover how it was put) and I particularly dislike the raking up of the European ban, you have to admit that there is a large proportion of fans in football in general (not just from Manchester) who think this way about you. You don't like it do you, yet in your original point 6 you were kind enough to point out that we blame our every failing on the ABU conspiracy theory - "everyone's against us.. waah". Can you not see the hypocrisy in your attitude? There is a similarly large proportion of the worlds football fans and media who love to run down everything United do, look for anything they can seize upon to criticize and generally spout the sort of bullshit you do in all your 15 points, hell they can't even cite a reason or a catalyst event for this hatred, they just do.

Can you possibly see that the constant ABU harping is not a figment of our imagination and that you are as guilty of it as anyone, can you recognise that it might gall us in the same way that raking up the Euro bans, the all seaters and the countless scouse stereotypes gets to you. No, of course you can't.

You'll keep coming back every 12 months telling us how either our reign is over or how Liverpool are the next big thing, and since your prognostications on United are always 90% hinsight you'll inevitably be able to make your points sound plausible despite the fact that 12 months later we'll still be challenging for trophies while you struggle to maintain your mediocrity.

We are arrogant for believing we can challenge for honours each year but you are not despite this delusion that you are the most supremely knowledgeable fan to have ever graced this forum. Smells like hypocrisy to me.

"Whils't I can't condone this filth, let me condone it...."

I only come back once in a while for a laugh. I was at ukbobs house last weekend, and he told me that I am STILL routinely mentioned in this forum... so I agreed to say hello to all my old manc friends!

Trust me, if I wanted to come in here every time I had the opportunity to gloat, I'd have been here all year... Wolves, Portsmouth, Porto, Man City, Rio ban, Danny Murphy etc etc etc.

Hey, but back to the 'filth' point... if you wish to put footballing disasters and loss of life in the same vein as me pointing out the reasons for Uited's dodgy season, that's your cross to bear.

Sad really, that filth like 'zippy' are considered part of a civilised race, and that you can try to justify his hate.

 

[An Extremely Boring Man]

"Whils't I can't condone this filth, let me condone it...."

I only come back once in a while for a laugh. I was at ukbobs house last weekend, and he told me that I am STILL routinely mentioned in this forum... so I agreed to say hello to all my old manc friends!

Trust me, if I wanted to come in here every time I had the opportunity to gloat, I'd have been here all year... Wolves, Portsmouth, Porto, Man City, Rio ban, Danny Murphy etc etc etc.

Hey, but back to the 'filth' point... if you wish to put footballing disasters and loss of life in the same vein as me pointing out the reasons for Uited's dodgy season, that's your cross to bear.

Sad really, that filth like 'zippy' are considered part of a civilised race, and that you can try to justify his hate.

Your initial post in this thread was patronising in the extreme, nevermind the fact that you called the person that made United into what it is today demented.

So, don't start crying your eyes out when you get it chucked back in your ugly mug.

Your post from a few years back is a classic on here, and it shows that you're clueless when it comes to football.

You Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime.

 

[WeasteDevil]

You Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime.

I'm starting to get curious now. What will be tomorrows word of the day?

 

[An Extremely Boring Man]

I'm starting to get curious now. What will be tomorrows word of the day?

You'll have to wait for it

 

[other red]

Your initial post in this thread was patronising in the extreme, nevermind the fact that you called the person that made United into what it is today demented.

So, don't start crying your eyes out when you get it chucked back in your ugly mug.

Your post from a few years back is a classic on here, and it shows that you're clueless when it comes to football.

You Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime.

But, but.... he is demented! Surely you see that? Look into his eyes... you'll see. Ask Becks, Staam. Ask the horsey boys (not RVN, the other ones.) They'll tell ya.

 

[WeasteDevil]

Jesus fecking christ. I've not seen a thread as mad as this for ages. It's like being back in the old days.

 

[An Extremely Boring Man]

Ask the horsey boys (not RVN, the other ones.) They'll tell ya.

That 'famous' skause wit...

Typical hypocritical bindipping Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime.

Likes to dish it out, but can't take it.

Now, go blame someone else for things that go wrong for you and your ilk....

 

[An Extremely Boring Man]

Alex Ferguson is OLD and will never win another important trophy.... wanna bet me on that?????

Quote, Other Red, 27 October 2002

 

[giggzy]

Other Red, sounds like a typical, thieving, granny stabbing, pikey from Liverpool.

I reckon he was at Heysel..... must have been one those idiots, who cost English teams European football.

Twat.

 

[zippy]

Sad really, that filth like 'zippy' are considered part of a civilised race

I'd like have said that it's sad that scousers are considered part of a civilised race but then i realized that they arent

 

[Plechazunga]

Oh, but it is true that your time has been and gone! To understand why, scroll up to first post.

p.s. If you dominate the 2000s, please feel free to slag me for this prediction... YOUR TIME HAS BEEN AND IS NOW GONE!

Manchester United, Premier League Champions

99/2000
2000/1
2002/3
2006/7
2007/8
2008/9

I think I might take you up on your offer, you deluded, gibbering Scouse spastic.

 

[Crustanoid]

The funniest thing is that you remembered a post from that long ago!

 

[VP]

Bump of the decade

 

[SER19]

Hiya lads... ukbob told me yous were missing me so wanted to say hiya... anyway, let me point out all that you've apparently missed.

1. Allow an ageing, obsessive and demented manager to continue ruling with an iron fist - have him piss off the club owners, the FA, the referees society, his best players and FIFA all in one season - yeah, that'll help.

2. Allow same manager to sell most influential and creative midfielder for 5 bob to a team already your superior.

3. Refuse to accept the passage of time with respect to Giggs and Keane - and blindly ignore the fact you have no replacements.

4. Surround the Neville brothers with mediocrity to show just how poor they really are. (Portsmouth, Liverpool - both the fault of GN)

5. Kid/convince yourselves that Brown, Forlan, Djemba Djemba, Fletcher, Bellion and Kleberson are TRULY Premiership quality - or indeed ever will be.

6. Blame obvious lack of quality on the ABU conspiracy theory - "everyone's against us.. waah" (p.s. first penalty scored at OT in 10 years rather suggests a bias the other way)

7. Blindly believe that Arsenal are just a bunch of arrogant thugs instead of realising that they are the new benchmark, and you urgently need to address it.

8. Play RVN up front by himself until you realise that doesn't work and then have to make do with any player who happens to not be in the champion's league. (Saha is a good goalscorer, lazy player)

9. Bring back an ailing and ageing OGS and believe him to still be capable of his 1990s heroics.

10. Bring in Walter Smith, who has the excellent pedigree of maintaining Everton (yes, Everton) in the bottom 5-6 of the Premiership.

11. Understand that with a few billion quid around elsewhere now, suddenly your buying power is inconsequential.

12. Realise that you are based in Manchester, not London, when it comes to signing world class players.

13. Hang on to Nicky Butt, cos apparently he's.. erm.. a key player... then play him as a winger.

14. Have, as your secret weapon, the embarassment that is Diego Forlan - worst striker in the Premiership who cost a cool 10 mill. (yes, I know he scored twice once!)

15. Believe that 9 league defeats is merely a blip and normal service will resume in August.


Oh, and before you say it, yes I know we're shite too, but the fact is, we've realised it and know we have to do something about it.

Time you did.

(hiya Murt)

you fecking cnut

 

[rednev]

 

[rednev]

Last Activity: 23rd December 2006 19:20

What happened to other red, then? He either died or was carted off to the asylem.

 

[Crustanoid]

What a twat Other Red is

He probably killed himself tonight

 

[The Flying Potato]

! Brilliant

 

[Raven Blade]

You have to laugh at threads like this. The pessimism and negativity has come back to haunt some posters big time.

 

[Barbara Charles]

Plech must keep a cross-index of all threads since 2000.

 

[Sca11ywag]

Whatever happened to AEBM or Cnutofallcnuts as he was latterly known as?

 

[UnofficialDevil]

Talk about a bump!

Well? other red?

 

[Stobzilla]

5 last decade.
6 this decade.


Let's have 7 next time eh lads ?

Cheers.

 

[Adebesi]

Manchester United, Premier League Champions

99/2000
2000/1
2002/3
2006/7
2007/8
2008/9

I think I might take you up on your offer, you deluded, gibbering Scouse spastic.

I take my hat off to you Plech. Good work.

 

[Bury Red]

What a twat Other Red is

He probably killed himself tonight

Nah, he'll be saving that for this summers confirmation that Rafa's main transfer target is Forlan. I do hope he got a refund on that crystal ball.

 

[Москва2008]

00s - Liverpool's first decade without a league title since the 1950s

Houllier and Benitez - take a bow

 

[Censored Username]

The guys from Cali, id let the guy off. Not a real Arsenal/Liverpool whatever the feck he wants to call himself after this. ID CALL HIM A TWAT.

COZ im having a goooooood timeeeee, im out of controoooooool!!!

 

[mjs020294]

The guys from Cali, id let the guy off. Not a real Arsenal/Liverpool

Maybe he moved there from Liverpool

 

[Wibble]

He did and he is a scouser. You can tell from how bitter, twisted and wrong he is.

I wonder if Plech bookmarked this and waited for us to get the 18th. I'd bet yes. Sad pig god that he is.

 

[Wibble]

And now that we have number 19 the sad old pig god has requested that we open and transfer this thread back from the classics forum. Not quite the 5 year old bump from last time but a respectable 2 year bump.

Plech do your worst.

 

[B Cantona]

"Refuse to accept the passage of time with respect to Giggs"

In fairness, even God himself seems to have let that one slide

 

[rednev]

It's still hilarious, two years on.

 

[Number7]

An Old post from me where I don't come across as a complete spastic (except the 'Djemba Djemba will come good part'

Resulllllttttt...I'm off to bed

 

[Randall Flagg]

Jesus fecking christ. I've not seen a thread as mad as this for ages. It's like being back in the old days.

This was posted in 2004, saying back in the old days. So what must now feel like?

 

[Laphroaig]

Refuse to accept the passage of time with respect to Giggs

Heheheheheheheheheheheheh

 

[pillory]

Heheheheheheheheheheheheh

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehe!