Manchester United 3:1 Burnley

2 man midfield · Dec 30, 2021

rimaldo said:
ronaldo is like a trusty old golden retriever. he is the apple of your eye. he used to go everywhere with you but the years have caught up with him. where he used to bound alongside you on a walk, he now spends most of his time laying on the rug in front of the fire, farting himself awake and soiling the floor whenever the doorbell startles him. just as you think his time is done and you start to load the shotgun, he brings his favourite toy up to you and places it in your lap and waits for a head stroke. you wipe a tear from your eye as you remove the cartridges for another day.

pratyush_utd · Dec 30, 2021

United in sin said:
The difference is Bailly would've bailed out Maguire had it been the other way round

This.. Or atleast tried to block.

United in sin · Dec 30, 2021

M Bison said:
Varane vs Newcastle and Bailly tonight, but let’s blame Maguire

Bailly has been much better thus far than let the ball bounce Maguire

arnie_ni · Dec 30, 2021

MayosNoun said:
So far Man Utd far far better than any other time I’ve watched them.

Much better without Rashford and Bruno. Sancho and Greenwood are excellent to have in this formation.

Bailly error for the goal was poor but Harry Maguire’s defending was absolutely dreadful.

Their link up play with other team mates is noticeably better isn't it?

Murder on Zidane's Floor · Dec 30, 2021

tomaldinho1 said:
I just thought the same, inventing problems whilst he hoovers oxygen back into his system

Hoovers is a great word :lol:

Shark · Dec 30, 2021

Feck off Ben Mee

Sassy Colin · Dec 30, 2021

Why is Greenwood taking a corner in preference to Shaw?

Lash · Dec 30, 2021

rimaldo said:
ronaldo is like a trusty old golden retriever. he is the apple of your eye. he used to go everywhere with you but the years have caught up with him. where he used to bound alongside you on a walk, he now spends most of his time laying on the rug in front of the fire, farting himself awake and soiling the floor whenever the doorbell startles him. just as you think his time is done and you start to load the shotgun, he brings his favourite toy up to you and places it in your lap and waits for a head stroke. you wipe a tear from your eye as you remove the cartridges for another day.

Hughie77 · Dec 30, 2021

Poor goal to concede again. Defend properly man Bailly balls bounces off him and fecking Maguire just doesn't engage him quickly. This game is 3-1 and not comfortable. Wake up and defend properly.

chiz2kul · Dec 30, 2021

rimaldo said:
ronaldo is like a trusty old golden retriever. he is the apple of your eye. he used to go everywhere with you but the years have caught up with him. where he used to bound alongside you on a walk, he now spends most of his time laying on the rug in front of the fire, farting himself awake and soiling the floor whenever the doorbell startles him. just as you think his time is done and you start to load the shotgun, he brings his favourite toy up to you and places it in your lap and waits for a head stroke. you wipe a tear from your eye as you remove the cartridges for another day.

new copypasta?

Random Task · Dec 30, 2021

rimaldo said:
ronaldo is like a trusty old golden retriever. he is the apple of your eye. he used to go everywhere with you but the years have caught up with him. where he used to bound alongside you on a walk, he now spends most of his time laying on the rug in front of the fire, farting himself awake and soiling the floor whenever the doorbell startles him. just as you think his time is done and you start to load the shotgun, he brings his favourite toy up to you and places it in your lap and waits for a head stroke. you wipe a tear from your eye as you remove the cartridges for another day.

Ranchero · Dec 30, 2021

United 3-1 up which is great but continue to baffle. What happened to the press. This is to all intents and purposes the way Ole would play. And there is nothing wrong with that if it ends with three points.

Valencia Shin Crosses · Dec 30, 2021

Cloud7 said:
How have we not scored a single goal off a corner all season? Surely just by probability one should have gone in by now

We put in a ton of crap deliveries in fairness

R'hllor · Dec 30, 2021

Whole back line trio fecked up there in their own parts of that goal, or people think that Brickhead did a great job after Baily fecked it up

Moston Red · Dec 30, 2021

Need to find the fountain of youth and pay for a first class ticket to get Rio and Vidic there

steffyr2 · Dec 30, 2021

rimaldo said:
ronaldo is like a trusty old golden retriever. he is the apple of your eye. he used to go everywhere with you but the years have caught up with him. where he used to bound alongside you on a walk, he now spends most of his time laying on the rug in front of the fire, farting himself awake and soiling the floor whenever the doorbell startles him. just as you think his time is done and you start to load the shotgun, he brings his favourite toy up to you and places it in your lap and waits for a head stroke. you wipe a tear from your eye as you remove the cartridges for another day.

That's awful.

DWelbz19 · Dec 30, 2021

rimaldo said:
ronaldo is like a trusty old golden retriever. he is the apple of your eye. he used to go everywhere with you but the years have caught up with him. where he used to bound alongside you on a walk, he now spends most of his time laying on the rug in front of the fire, farting himself awake and soiling the floor whenever the doorbell startles him. just as you think his time is done and you start to load the shotgun, he brings his favourite toy up to you and places it in your lap and waits for a head stroke. you wipe a tear from your eye as you remove the cartridges for another day.

This is art

Andycoleno9 · Dec 30, 2021

Valencia Shin Crosses said:
He’s softer. Goes down easier, never puts in a challenge, refuses to actually put his body on the line and block shots.

Wtf? Lindelof is excellent on one on one. He actually blocks shots like that. He is bullied in body to body duels but when striker goes straight to him (like they did to Harry in last two games), Lindelof has great sense for positioning there and blocks those shots

Buster15 · Dec 30, 2021

Sassy Colin said:
Why is Greenwood taking a corner in preference to Shaw?

Thinking the same thing.

AndySmith1990 · Dec 30, 2021

We're not brilliant or anything, but certainly a lot better than the abysmal performances against Norwich and Newcastle. Can't say I'm missing Bruno or Rashford

Shark · Dec 30, 2021

rimaldo said:
ronaldo is like a trusty old golden retriever. he is the apple of your eye. he used to go everywhere with you but the years have caught up with him. where he used to bound alongside you on a walk, he now spends most of his time laying on the rug in front of the fire, farting himself awake and soiling the floor whenever the doorbell startles him. just as you think his time is done and you start to load the shotgun, he brings his favourite toy up to you and places it in your lap and waits for a head stroke. you wipe a tear from your eye as you remove the cartridges for another day.

United Hobbit · Dec 30, 2021

Trouble is we are stuck playing Maguire every game as Lindelof is injured, Bailly error and injury prone and Varane injury prone. Jones is just a no.

I wish someone would come in and displace him so we don't have to endure him. Who's that kid who plays at CB that looked pretty competent in the CL game recently? If we could get Victor or Varane back I'd play him to give Maguire the firm message his poor play will not be tolerated

ForeverRed1 · Dec 30, 2021

Love the subtitles with mcoists Scottish accent

rinaldo.

calodo2003 · Dec 30, 2021

Sassy Colin said:
Why is Greenwood taking a corner in preference to Shaw?

No shit, right?

barros · Dec 30, 2021

M Bison said:
Varane vs Newcastle and Bailly tonight, but let’s blame Maguire

He was the last defender and wasn’t protecting the goal at all thats why Lennon shot the ball behind him.

pratyush_utd · Dec 30, 2021

Scott is in mood today.

rimaldo · Dec 30, 2021

Sparky_Hughes said:
Ffs can I steal this please?

go right ahead.

sparx99 · Dec 30, 2021

RedPed said:
The Maguire defenders clutching at straws yet again....shameless.

It can be more than one players fault.

Canucantona20 · Dec 30, 2021

Scott has been brilliant. Much better as a B2B

arnie_ni · Dec 30, 2021

Mct is having a class game. Love seeing him pass forward

edgecutter · Dec 30, 2021

MayosNoun said:
McTominay is an excellent midfielder when he has someone like Matic behind him.

He's fine against bottom tier teams, let's not big up mctominay when it's very likely he will be found out against the better sides.

calodo2003 · Dec 30, 2021

rimaldo said:
ronaldo is like a trusty old golden retriever. he is the apple of your eye. he used to go everywhere with you but the years have caught up with him. where he used to bound alongside you on a walk, he now spends most of his time laying on the rug in front of the fire, farting himself awake and soiling the floor whenever the doorbell startles him. just as you think his time is done and you start to load the shotgun, he brings his favourite toy up to you and places it in your lap and waits for a head stroke. you wipe a tear from your eye as you remove the cartridges for another day.

You’re amusing.

MagooDad · Dec 30, 2021

SAFMUTD said:
People criticize Lindelof for being too soft, but what the feck was that from Maguire? Block the fecking shot you shit head

He doesn't need to block it, he just need to do the ABC's of defending there, which is to force Lennon outwards to the corner flag. Any shot from the outside should be easy for De Gea.

Under no circumstances should he be allowed to shoot on the inside of Maguire.

KennyBurner · Dec 30, 2021

rimaldo said:
ronaldo is like a trusty old golden retriever. he is the apple of your eye. he used to go everywhere with you but the years have caught up with him. where he used to bound alongside you on a walk, he now spends most of his time laying on the rug in front of the fire, farting himself awake and soiling the floor whenever the doorbell startles him. just as you think his time is done and you start to load the shotgun, he brings his favourite toy up to you and places it in your lap and waits for a head stroke. you wipe a tear from your eye as you remove the cartridges for another day.

Brilliant.

NoLogo · Dec 30, 2021

rimaldo said:
ronaldo is like a trusty old golden retriever. he is the apple of your eye. he used to go everywhere with you but the years have caught up with him. where he used to bound alongside you on a walk, he now spends most of his time laying on the rug in front of the fire, farting himself awake and soiling the floor whenever the doorbell startles him. just as you think his time is done and you start to load the shotgun, he brings his favourite toy up to you and places it in your lap and waits for a head stroke. you wipe a tear from your eye as you remove the cartridges for another day.

What the hell, man?

Irrational. · Dec 30, 2021

Of course the fat puffy feck won’t book him.

Nick7 · Dec 30, 2021

why is Wood allowed to just run into our players?

Jeppers7 · Dec 30, 2021

McT been fantastic

MayosNoun · Dec 30, 2021

arnie_ni said:
Their link up play with other team mates is noticeably better isn't it?

Absolutely. If we were playing you next week I’d be absolutely desperate for Ralf to bring Rashford and Bruno back in for Sancho and Greenwood.

Sancho and Greenwood are all over the place, switching positions, coming deep, going wide and coming inside. It’s a lot of hard work but also discipline. Rashford can’t be bothered with that amount of effort.

2 man midfield · Dec 30, 2021

What was that by wan bissaka :lol:

Some nice playing out from the back, ruined by a hopeful toe poke into nowhere

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