Manchester United 2:1 Liverpool

17Larsson · Aug 13, 2022

A McTominay substitute appearance being the answer to a bad Fred performance is as low as Utd has ever been.

This will be carnage. Six at least

V.O. · Aug 13, 2022

crossy1686 said:
I remember watching a tv show, I think it was an episode of the Twilight Zone, and a guy either found or invented a stop watch and when he pressed it, time would stop completely for everyone except him.

One day, a world ending nuclear attack comes and he stops time knowing that if he ever starts time again, everyone, including himself dies.

I wish I could swap places with that guy and never have this game happen.

Bernard's Watch was a bit darker than I remember.

ratburger · Aug 13, 2022

Will their be any further punishment from the PL if we simply fail to show up, besides it being counted as a loss? Come the end of the season, our goal differential might come into play, so a 3-nil defeat doesn't sound too bad.

Dazzmondo · Aug 13, 2022

Dve said:
It did, in 2001.

I assumed you were right when you said this but I just checked and in the 2001-02 PL season we won our 1st game and drew our 2nd and 3rd matches. Same results in the previous season. I'm pretty sure they mentioned at the end of the match the last time we lost our opening 2 games was the 92-93 season, where we lost our first 2 and drew our 3rd match.

saik · Aug 13, 2022

Mr Pigeon said:
Seriously, just abandon the game in advance. 3-0 for disqualification would be better than what the real score will be.

This! Can we please go and do that? Don't want another 5-0 humiliation and that score was only 5-0 because they looked like they took pity on us.

Al-T · Aug 13, 2022

The game isn't until Monday night, so at least United won't spoil my weekend.

The holy trinity 68 · Aug 13, 2022

We will lose by more than we did today.

RedChisel · Aug 13, 2022

Will be embarrassing for the scouse if they don't score at least 5.

saik · Aug 13, 2022

17Larsson said:
A McTominay substitute appearance being the answer to a bad Fred performance is as low as Utd has ever been.

This will be carnage. Six at least

And he still managed to do his trademark of getting a yellow card because he couldn't control a ball. That's 2 in 2 now.

Frosty · Aug 13, 2022

Dve said:
It did, in 2001.

Not at the start of the season. We won one and drew two in 01/02. We lost the last three games of the 2000/01 season.

We lost the first three in Atkinson's last season, 86/87, and 6 of the first 8.

OleGunnar20 · Aug 13, 2022

DDG (Unfortuanetly)
Bailly - Varane - Lindelof - Malacia
Eriksen - Martinez - Fred
Sancho - Martial - Garnacho

If it were up to me.

Maguire, Shaw, Rashford, McTom, Ronaldo in the skip. Bruno told to turn it around now or be gone at the next opportunity also.

Dreadful state of affairs.

LARulz · Aug 13, 2022

How do we get this abandoned or at least postponed till in some better form.... hopefully

Hugh Jass · Aug 13, 2022

This will be a cricket score.

r3idy · Aug 13, 2022

dannyrhinos89 said:
Get the game abandoned please united fans

I'll take the -3 points.

Why?

We only have to play it if it's postponed or forfeit the points. Imagine the scouse twunts rubbing it in for generations on how we folded and gave them the points. I would rather get beat 10-0 than cowardly surrender.

By all means protest outside but give it the best you can on the field.

Dve · Aug 13, 2022

Frosty said:
Not at the start of the season. We won one and drew two in 01/02. We lost the last three games of the 2000/01 season.

We lost the first three in Atkinson's last season, 86/87, and 6 of the first 8.

Dazzmondo said:
I assumed you were right when you said this but I just checked and in the 2001-02 PL season we won our 1st game and drew our 2nd and 3rd matches. Same results in the previous season. I'm pretty sure they mentioned at the end of the match the last time we lost our opening 2 games was the 92-93 season, where we lost our first 2 and drew our 3rd match.

Yeah, sorry guys, I was misinformed. Will check my sources better next time.

Robindinho · Aug 13, 2022

Invade the hotel, invade the ground, invade the pitch, invade everywhere...

Get the game off!!

BlueHaze · Aug 13, 2022

Year after year we are heading into this fixture wondering how much we'll get spanked by. Something not even their fans had to endure even during their worst years when we had prime SAF.

If ETH lose this game too by a big margin he won't last till november.

Samid · Aug 13, 2022

Hugh Jass said:
This will be a cricket score.

This idiotic expression really needs to die. All football results that have ever happened at the highest level have been cricket scores. The only way it wouldn't be a cricket score is if both teams scored more than 10.

::sonny:: · Aug 13, 2022

Plant0x84 · Aug 13, 2022

Mommy, I don’t wanna……

Chief123 · Aug 13, 2022

We need to focus on the protests and just not watch what is going on on the pitch!

Trophy Room · Aug 13, 2022

Might as well forfeit. There is just no point - this won't improve in a week.

LawCharltonBest · Aug 13, 2022

Hopefully the game gets cancelled due to the enormity of the protests

VorZakone · Aug 13, 2022

El-Manos said:
Dalot was brutal. I forgot how urgently we need a RB

Wan-Bissaka?

SAFMUTD · Aug 13, 2022

Anything below 0-3 would be a good score. I just hope the players have some dignity and at least put in some fight. But that bunch of freaking losers will surely give us another humiliating defeat just like last season.

Lost all hope really.

Andycoleno9 · Aug 13, 2022

We will surprise them, us and whole world with 2-0 win

pascell · Aug 13, 2022

3-0 Liverpool, at HT.

Heinzesight · Aug 13, 2022

Match going fans to collectively shit their pants on the ten minute mark to honour the way our team/De Gea did today. Match called off on health and safety grounds.

VorZakone · Aug 13, 2022

Liverpool without Mane aren't that scary IMO.

Scorpy · Aug 13, 2022

At least this is on Monday, so next weekend won't be ruined.

OnlyTwoDaSilvas · Aug 13, 2022

Ten Hag's masterplan, false sense of security. We'll smash these jokers.

CarbonStoolBites · Aug 13, 2022

soralapio said:
You never know in a derby, but let's be honest: it's going to be a fecking bloodbath if they bother turning up at all.

Eh, I wouldn’t count on that.
Liverpool even at their shittiest when we were a top 3 side in the world or the best side in the world, these feckers always gave us a game. I don’t ever remember us trashing them 5-0 let alone at Anfield even when they’ve had garbage like Murphy or Spearing running about, hell I remember them beating us with Charlie fecking Adam playing for them.

I don’t believe our players have that in them, the respect for the club like the Scousers even at their worst always had, I would hope for a 3 at the back hoof ball and maybe with some luck we manage to nick a draw, that would be decent as far I’m concerned, I won’t handle another trashing by Liverpool well.

Heaton

Martinez
Varane
Maguire

Malacia
Fred/new signing
Eriksen
McTominay/new signing
AWB/Laird/New signing

Rashford
Ronaldo

HOOF IT

Sancho shouldn’t be anywhere the team, Robertson will have him for dinner and bite his head off for desert.
At least Rashford gave TAA a rinsing or two so there’s that.
No Dalot for the love of god, no Bruno.

Dazzmondo · Aug 13, 2022

I can already smell a Nunez hat trick just to twist the knife in further

Knux · Aug 13, 2022

Too soon…

Blood Mage · Aug 13, 2022

If it's less than 6-0 I'll be genuinely impressed. Some of our players deserve these humiliating thumpings.

Heaton
Dalot - Varane - Bailly - Malacia
Garner - Fred
Sancho - Eriksen - Rashford
Ronaldo

Let's just try keep the score down.

Bastian · Aug 13, 2022

Think we'll go with a back 5 and play very defensively. 0-3.

Ollie Derbyshire · Aug 13, 2022

……………….Heaton
AWB…..Varane….Bailey….Malacia
…………DVB……Martinez
………………Eriksen
Sancho…Ronaldo…Garnacho

Dalot, Maguire, Shaw, McFred, Bruno and Rashford have been dire for too long now.

Tike to mix it up.

V.O. · Aug 13, 2022

If only our squad had some character about them so we could at least keep it tight, get the crowd up for it and have a go. Y'know, like Liverpool did against us when they were shit.

Oh well, 6-0 Liverpool.

Moriarty · Aug 13, 2022

I think we're in for a roasting. Time to pray for divine intervention.

choiboyx012 · Aug 13, 2022

It will be a surprise win for us. We already beat them preseason.

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