Recent content by Americano

  1. Ed Woodward 2017-2018 edition

    Woody didn't pick Moyes! Sir Alex messed up his Guardiola meeting, chose Moyes and then handcuffed him to Woodward and threw them both overboard. One man drowned in his Scottish sorrows and one man swam back to shore to amortize assets. Woodward has acted decisively both times the manager...
  2. Buying off the press - is it possible?

    When you have billions for fullbacks and backup fullbacks, why not spend a little more to help them feel better when they read about their team on the internet? Can the press be bought? You be the judge :) Actual screen grabs from actual "sports news" websites. "Physical play from lesser...
  3. Ed Woodward 2017-2018 edition

    It's time to recognize the genius of this beautiful bastard. His vision and leadership made an impossible deal reality within the space of a week. They laughed at him: not a football man, just a balding banker, can't close a deal, foolishly overpays, looks like Jason Statham's dumpy older...
  4. Most misspelled football player names in history? (excluding Eastern Europe)

    Here's one that's easy to forget: Well-beck.
  5. US soccer

    Moyes is the answer. -honest, hard-working -available -experience managing in Spain, England, Scotland -speaks multiple languages -managed the biggest club in the world -beat Messi -thrives in warm climate -great relationships with journalists -tactics
  6. Henrikh Mkhitaryan | 2017/18 Performances

    His best play was to swing and miss at Fellaini's cutback that found its way to Rashford for the third goal. Thought he was going to be a top player for us. The way he tries to run with the ball shows he has no concept of his own limitations.
  7. Henrikh Mkhitaryan | 2017/18 Performances

    Which time? It's like he's on a Westworld loop.
  8. Henrikh Mkhitaryan | 2017/18 Performances

    He's basically Janujaz with hairy arms.
  9. BBC Sport: La Liga asks Uefa to investigate Man City's financial fair play

    Deliciously funny. When will CONMEBOL, the Brazilian FA, or the Argentinian FA, call for an investigation into the "financial doping" that has taken their greatest young players off to Europe? They lost their greatest prizes for a) the cost of some hormone injections and b) the greatest...
  10. Wayne Rooney arrested for drink driving | Two-year driving ban

    It's not just his wife. Even if she will look the other way, Rooney's very public behavior will not help the emotional development of his children. How does it make Colleen's mother and father feel? He continues to humiliate their daughter and grandchildren. England's leading goal scorer won't...
  11. Wayne Rooney arrested for drink driving | Two-year driving ban

    He had a pub built in his house. His excessive drinking got him suspended from work at least one time that we know about. We can speculate that heavy drinking could explain his early decline in performance. He got legless at a random stranger's wedding wearing his England kit. Now he's drunk...
  12. Cristiano Ronaldo - performances 2017/18

    That's what insulin, HGH, EPO and nandrolone look like. And laser hair removal.
  13. Ander Herrera: I don't deserve to be Man United captain

    No need to worry about it. Captaincy in England has been abolished as one condition of John Terry's retirement.
  14. John Terry | Gone from losing the Champions League final to losing the Play-off final in 10 years

    Apparently, the PGMOL turned down a request to guarantee that 26 minutes of injury time would be added in his honor.