Recent content by Anduin

  1. Marcus Rashford | 2023/24 Performances

    I’m done with him. He got his contract and stopped caring… well, let’s hope the new regime shows him the fecking door, no matter the cost. He couldn’t put in less effort than he does even if he tried.
  2. Who are the smallest "big club"?

    That’s a brilliant shout, HSV being another contender from Germany with a huge following, lots of history having won the lot, but being a laughing stock for close to a decade now. The first one to come to mind though were Tottenham and Arsenal, further Benfica. At least – in comparison to...
  3. Most random players to have played for your club.

    For United, the first one that comes to mind is Victor Valdes. I still find it bizarre he signed for us, and then disappeared like Phil Jones or Owen Hargreaves.
  4. Your Hidden Gems or under the radar - Wanted Signings

    Leo Querfeld, a very aggressive centre-back playing for Rapid Vienna in Austria. He’s built on his breakthrough season last year and has been terrific throughout this campaign in a rather average Rapid side. Not quite United quality yet, but some team will pick up a bargain in the summer as he...
  5. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    He will be gone tomorrow as we’re now through all the tough fixtures (on paper) and the ownership issues are resolved. Amazing how quickly it went from hopeful to this… but he mainly has himself to blame. Spending all that money on Mount, Antony, Onana and Hojlund is unforgivable.
  6. Mason Mount | 2023/24 Performances

    Even Ten Hag has already figured out that Mount is useless :wenger: such a shame we wasted 60m on him when everyone watching a bit of football could tell you this in advance. Well, at least we only had to endure McT play hide and seek on the pitch today.
  7. Mason Mount | 2023/24 Performances

    He’s such a nothing player, literally invisible most of the time and annoying once you notice he’s even on the pitch. I still can’t get my head around the recruiting, how the feck could any average joe who watches a bit of football see the issues with signing him, but not our manager and...
  8. Has apathy already set in for you?

    The least I ever celebrated a late win, in fact I just sat there not sure what the feck there is to feel. Just reminded me of the 3-2 win against Newcastle late in Mou’s tenure in 2018, which only delayed the inevitable.
  9. Transfer Tweets - Manchester United - 2023/24

    100% convinced this is true, even though Jackson is generally known as a bullshitter.
  10. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    We will never amount to anything more ever again than also-rans without having a proper structure in place. Ajax supporters warned us that ETH is stubborn and terrible in the transfer market, and that he needs a structure behind him to concentrate on on-pitch development. Well guess what, I can...
  11. Tottenham Hotspur vs Manchester United

    Antony can feck off, he’s so shit and barely a Premier League level footballer. Astonishing how much money was wasted on him. Might well be knee jerk, but so sick of him wasting attack after attack.
  12. Tottenham Hotspur vs Manchester United

    With Mount likely doing his best invisible impression again, we need Bruno to be disciplined and help Casemiro out to have a chance to grab some points. Don’t understand ETH here, if it’s broken fix it.
  13. Mason Mount | 2023/24 Performances

    Did what was expected, namely being pretty much useless, specifically in this setup. I know it’s extremely early, but I am convinced he will flop badly here. There is just nothing convincing about the way he plays, and he isn’t good enough to change our setup to fit him in.
  14. Harry Kane | Signs for Bayern

    Tough times for the Bundesliga “competition”, next four years no one else will come close to challenge Bayern. They’ve addressed their main weakness from last season on the domestic front, and I expect Kane to put up Lewandowski-like numbers, so 150-200 goals over the course of the contract...
  15. Scott McTominay | Transfer discussion not performance discussion

    West Ham better pay up, as they are somehow selling their midfield for 200 million this summer. If Paqueta is 85 million upwards, 40 million for McT looks a bargain, and I’m not even joking. Reckon he’d do very well for the Hammers in a more advanced role.