Eyepopper

Dude, how aren't you promoted yet ?

Your like a friend I'm quite happy to meet out but not necessarily come round my house moses....

Do yer balls hang low, can you swing em too and fro, can ya tie em in a knot, can ya tie em in a bow? Do ya get a funny feeling when yer hanging from the ceiling oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low!

I'm devastated

no friends, this sucks for you popper