Recent content by Gopher Brown

  1. Last Man Standing 2022/23 | 401 competitors. Down to 306. Entries closed.

    Gw1 Tottenham Gw2 Aston Villa Gw3 Arsenal
  2. Anyone else buzzing for the start of the season?

    Not to be a Debbie Downer but I’m really dismayed at our transfer window which has left us with the likelihood of Fred and McTominay starting on Sunday. We have made all these structural changes and have learned nothing
  3. Alex Telles | 2022/23 Performances

    Might as well keep him and not play him if we have to pay his loan move. Utterly pointless. He’s nearly 30, it’s not like he’s going to come back and be a key part of the squad
  4. Zidane Iqbal | 2022/23 Performances

    Michael Stewart or Richard Eckerskey?
  5. Scott McTominay | 2021/22 Performances

    What does this even mean? Pointless metric, might as well just repeat you don't like McT.
  6. As far as coaching feats go, what would you deem to be the most impressive ETH could do with our current players?

    Which comes as a surprise to exactly nobody. Sign a crock, get a crock. I'm amazed people are/were positive about signing Eriksen.
  7. African players playing for European countries

    If he’s concerned about raising standards he should ask why the continent of Africa only gets 5 World Cup qualifying places whereas Europe gets 13 despite having nearly double the population of Europe?
  8. Andreas Pereira - SIGNED FOR FULHAM

    We’ve sold nobody yet, just let contracts expire
  9. Wait for Ten Hag's other targets?

    Our track record of improving players is appalling, so one from a smaller club is fine, but when we’re discussing 4 or 5 in one go, all from the same club, that doesn’t sound promising. I think we’d do well in Eredivisie as we are now.
  10. Wait for Ten Hag's other targets?

    Why do you want us to sign Ajax players when we should be better than Ajax?
  11. Sort our defence out with two realistic transfers

    Livramento did his cruiciate a month ago, probably best to steer well clear at the moment
  12. Frenkie DeJong | Orny: Barcelona say FDJs contract from previous board has ‘criminality’ and want him to sign new contract, threats of court cases

    £20m now and £20m per Champions League win that he contributes to, up to a maximum of 4.
  13. Christian Eriksen | Signs for Manchester United

    Now here’s Elvis Costello with I don’t want to go to Chelsea
  14. How many players will leave this summer?

    Brought in as player coach last summer. I mean, you could easily have found that information using your favourite search engine.
  15. Rate Mata's United career

    A stark reminder not to sign a player without a plan of where to fit him into the team. A mistake we then repeated several times at an immense cost to the club and our chances of success. Isolated moments of greatness, more so than Pogba, but an expensive mistake we clung on to for far too long.