Recent content by ItDoesntEvenMata

  1. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    We aren't playing gung-ho football - we are getting taken apart with no style of play. Crap teams are getting twice as many shots off as us and dominating large periods of the game. We lack entertainment value for ourselves. If any United fan enjoys watching the parts of games which are us on...
  2. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    Conceding 20 shots per game to teams like Luton and Brentford isn't entertainment, it's a disgrace. We generally look to be on the backfoot and get battered for long periods in every game - it's not entertaining
  3. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    Some woeful takes in this: Madrid have Joseulu but have a system with Vini and Rodrigo and 6 world class midfielders around it and this is for one season whilst they await Mbappe. Every single one of Madrid's 8 players in those positions (and Brahim Diaz) would be a starter here. 19/20...
  4. Jadon Sancho | 2023/24 Performances | Dortmund (loan)

    I'd bring him back if possible under a new manager and give him a chance. When you look at the stats, he played under 50 matches worth of minutes for us and scored 12 goals and got 6 assists whilst being admittedly out of form and confidence. It's actually not a bad return considering we know...
  5. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    One thing that really turns me off Ten Hag (along with several others ) is this insistence that without injuries we'd be in the top 4. That may well be true but I am presuming he's talking about having players available all the time who have been long-term injury issues for the club and...
  6. Manchester United vs Burnley

    And buy who?
  7. Manchester United vs Burnley

    Whoever our next manager is needs to work with Onana on the simple tactic of not flailing fist first into attackers...happened too many times now
  8. Post match vs Coventry City

    Sack Ten Hag and get an interim in with the hope of scraping a win in the final. Awful performance after coasting - unlucky Coventry
  9. Coventry City vs Manchester United

    We are playing Coventry...a goal from our 'top' player and some shots on target should be expected playing a mid-upper table team from the league below.
  10. Coventry City vs Manchester United

    Coventry nearly scoring whilst our captain lies on the floor pretending to be injured. Lovely culture at this club
  11. Coventry City vs Manchester United

    If we get through, we should let Erik go tonight to give ourselves a chance of a win in the final.
  12. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    Looks like it's gone under your radar that he was a loan signing
  13. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    The real confirmation of cluelessness/ insanity in this was him saying that we should have had enough goals this season: Martial is hot and cold and Ten Hag cited that he'd played well in his first season, which only resulted in 9 goals Hojlund was brand new and had scored 9 goals the season...
  14. Jadon Sancho | 2023/24 Performances | Dortmund (loan)

    Said it before and I'll say it again: given the circumstances around him at the club, I don't think he's had a fair crack at the whip Under Ole - came in, the plan was sidelined through Ronnie coming back, started on the bench etc and we were poor and the whole team fell apart The impact of...
  15. Bruno Fernandes | 2023/24 Performances

    The thing is, he's not our biggest attacking threat in games like today. All our good attacking play over the last couple of months has had him as a pretty peripheral figure - it's been Garnacho and Hojlund with Dalot, Rashford and others occasionally being involved. Bruno has been very much on...