Set off at half past daft from Manchester on the Monday, with nothing but a dream louder than Roy Keane’s biggest sigh of disappointment. My flight will be delayed, obviously. And it will have something to do with Gary Neville unionising seagulls...
I commend you and your family for standing against animal cruelty. That’s something I genuinely respect. And I’m sorry to hear that your experiences with the people involved in this kind of activism have been so negative. I know the tactics used...
What a glorious day for the Derby. Currently stood in the sunshine outside The Quadrant pub, and everywhere you turn there's modestly sized perky tits in United tops. 2-1 to the Reds.
Decent card. Just dished out a cheeky right hand to the dog on the way up to the toilet. Flew right over the banister he did.
Can't beat Saturday fight night.
No idea, but my pick was really close to ending up in the house. He did the splits right before face planting into the turf, yet somehow survived. I doubt he'll make it through the night.
Day 2 of the gruelling and often fatal Cheltenham festival, held at one of the most dangerous racecourses in the world.
Are we having any bets on which of the horses, who have no choice but to run for their lives, will end up in the...
Had btts & Utd win today @11/1. Almost landed. Crazy to see us priced up like that at home.
Wonder what price we'd have been if we faced the scouse at home today? 14/1. 16/1?
Sociedad have been goal shy this season, but their home form improved a bit during February. They scored 12 in 4 before losing 1-0 to Madrid.
5 of those came against Midtjylland though, so we should be alright.
Right?