Recent content by Paranoid Android

  1. Amadou Onana

    Nowhere near technically proficient enough for us if we want to be a serious team.
  2. Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager

    We need a new manager ASAP. Get someone in who actually understands how to set up a team for modern, controlling football and who doesn't have to rely on individual moments and his entire first 11 being fit to actually have a hope of getting something. Appalling.
  3. Mason Greenwood | Please be respectful and stay on topic

    It's really not hard to draw the line at all. If one partner doesn't want to have sex in that moment and let's that be known and the other partner ignores them and goes ahead anyway, that's rape. Full stop. There is no difficulty drawing the line there at all. Unless specifically talked...
  4. Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

    They are terrified.
  5. Manchester United vs FC Copenhagen

    ONANA THE HERO!!!!
  6. Manchester United vs FC Copenhagen

    Wtf? He's clearly on :lol: What is going on
  7. Manchester United vs FC Copenhagen

    Has EtH lost the dressing room? No one looks arsed.
  8. Manchester United vs Brentford

    I think I'll just give this one a miss.
  9. Premier League Gameweek 6

    Strange comment. They've been considerably better than us this season, and they're playing pretty well against a title competing Arsenal side at the Emirates.
  10. Club Sale | It’s done!

    It's unfortunately getting to the point, for me, where I'd actually prefer us to be very unsuccessful and perform terribly over the next two seasons (or however long it'll take) to increase the likelihood that they'll sell.
  11. André Onana | signed for United | On a flight to NYC

    Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
  12. If the Glazers decided to stay, would our fans riot or just carry on?

    I will picket outside the Glazers houses and ruin their lawns every day.
  13. A Uefa Conference league title or a League cup?

    I think it depends on the club. For us, competing in the UEFA Conference League means we got a shite league position for our standards, so it's kind of joining a competition of also-rans. Same can't be said about the League Cup.
  14. Brighton & Hove Albion vs Manchester United

    Casemiro ffs, come on