And even Valencia is not allowed to actually cross into the box. Rather, he is always obliged to smack someone's butt with the ball such that it goes out for a corner.
Exactly.
30 yrs after Rooney's retirement, no one will remember that he tried to move to City (if that is true), but everyone will recognize him as one of the top scorers for us.
No offense meant mate, but are you saying that Blind who's been playing (quite decently) as a central defender since a year can't sit and defend in front of the back four?
Another theory:
Maybe Woody and the Juve people are just waiting for the record to be broken....
As soon as we reach the number, they will announce Pogba.