Recent content by Van Veron

Can anybody be so kind as to make my day and add the Charlie Adam knock-down ending to this masterpiece?

Lehmann

So, I am having some shirt trouble! I need to get a Manchester United shirt but the official shite won't allow me enough letters on the back. This is serious, folks! I'm supposed to buy a "Fletcherinho" shirt. Where can I get this online? Please don't asks why?

My first game was in the season 2004-2005, Man Utd - Tottenham. Goalscorers: Giggs, Ruud and Ronaldo. Good times. I was seated at Stretford End, and man you guys asked the other team to suck a lot of fat big floppy donkey dick. P.S. Damn ugly Whores in Manchester!!!!11111one

We are actually used to a more slippery pitch!

Heartbreaker!

Now that you know how nice I look, you wanna see more, ha ???

No, but I'm beautiful enough to take the chance!

Does this mean that if I were 100% beautiful, then I wouldn't even know it ?!?

Rooney Scholes Smiath

The replies of Mr. Potface

Very good work guys. I am also putting together the uglies footballer in the universe. He has: The Nose of Alan O'Brien The Adams apple of Ruud The Teeth of Ronaldinho The Legs of Crouch The Skin condition of Luke Chadwick The Head shape of Sylvestre The Goat feets of Hasselbank...

Hey you guys. Anybody got any more of these double name guys? Djemba Djemba Lua Lua ? ? Discuss?

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