Caption Contest: Stop Crying Your Heart Out
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Look mate, PAPER BEATS ROCK!
I said maybe
Jesus will be the one to save me
But refs made the call
He’s fecking given handball.
Jesus will be the one to save me
But refs made the call
He’s fecking given handball.
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Those feckin' snowflakes, mate
ref’s electric
And Spurs have only gone n checked it
It’s done things I never expected
And we need more time.
And Spurs have only gone n checked it
It’s done things I never expected
And we need more time.
Cuz all of the refs
Have fecked me today
I’ll try not to worry
The Sheik’s trebled my pay
We’ve checked VAR
And here’s what it say:
Stop flicking your arm out.
Have fecked me today
I’ll try not to worry
The Sheik’s trebled my pay
We’ve checked VAR
And here’s what it say:
Stop flicking your arm out.
It's not a goal ya tit.
Toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
I've been fecked by VAR
I've been fecked by VAR
I don't want to create any controversy but who's your favourite Gallagher brother?
"Messi."
Just do it.
“Look mate, I’m with Liam”.
Cause all of the hairs, are fading away
Just try Minoxidil, you'll see them someday
Just try Minoxidil, you'll see them someday
Just happy fecking New Year, OK?
“So I’m doing her from behind like this, and she’s got the biggest arse I’ve ever seen...”
Pep addresses the entire City fanbase regarding VAR concerns.
So I've mastered PEDs, how long does coke stay in the system?
winner.No the league is more important over the season - we’re not a cup team like them.
"Blur were much better"
"Your high flying birds are absolute dog shit".
"Either get the band back together or retire man."
"Either get the band back together or retire man."
"So you're known for loving city and drugs... why don't they talk more about your record as a manager?"
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That’s bloody amazingly fantastic Twiggy.
“Cocaine on your Corn Flakes? You’re a fecking choirboy, Noel.”
Slow down, we only need another 1bln transfer kitty to finally win the CL.
Pep-‘why does your head look like a hairy rugby ball?’
"So, then, Liam pulls of the mask, and.... it's me. We then play all the songs, do all the songs, the Oasis songs. Your thoughts?"
"Look you've not lived in Manchester for 20 years and you've been wearing a Celtic scarf so how about you feck off back to London, I'm more Manc than you"
Always crying about he doesn’t have enough players, he can’t afford this or that player and now blame the Var
fantastic"The lyrics go:
And after all it's a wonder-VAR"
And after all it's a wonder-VAR"
After the VAR decision on Sat woke up to a delivery from Heathrow of a t-shirt, glasses and a mug from Liam @ Beady Eye. com.
Pep "The sheik's cock is this big"
"You don't say"
"You don't say"
That is class