Sjor Harmsopoly Draft

Round 3. The board & dice rolls

harms

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Round 3




1. Sjor 7 + 8 + 3
2. Physio 8 + 7 + 6
3. EAP 8 + 2 + 4
4. Enigma 4 + 6 + 4
5. Prolifik 4 + 8 + 6
6. Mustard 6 + 11 + 11
7. gstq 4 + 5 + 9
8. mike 5 + 12 + 8
9. pnut 4 + 7 + 4
10. hman 11 + 8 + 4
11. zlatan 5 + 2 + 7
12. onenil 8 + 6 + 11
13. paulscholes18 7 + 11 + 7
14. skizzo 6 + 7 + 5
15. gio 2 + 5 + 9
16. Jim Beam 5 + 3 + 6

@Gio & @Physiocrat are blocking as well as making a pick

(!) 5 players got a Harms Chance card.

@Šjor Bepo — Pick a footballer with Robert (different versions of the same name are okay) in his name/surname
@prolifik — Pick father & son
@GodShaveTheQueen — Pick a player that made an appearance in a movie/TV show. Punditry appearances, documentaries and commercials do not count
@Skizzo — Pick a player who was shorter than 170 cm or taller than 195 cm (use http://www.pesmitidelcalcio.com or provide a reliable source)
@Pat_Mustard — Choose anyone who played in a World Cup at the age of 34 or older.
 

Michaelf7777777

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Elías Figueroa (Career)

Round 1Round 2Round 3
Michaelf7777777D. MaradonaB. VogtsE. Figueroa
HimannvW. Van HanegemG. Muller
SkizzoM. PlatiniRomario
oneniltothearsenalL. ThuramJ. Cruyff
Enigma_87EusebioF. Beckenbauer
P-NutM. ColunaR. van der Gouw
prolifikC. MozerJail card
GodShaveTheQueenL. FigoRonaldinho
Jim BeamL. MessiM. Amoros
Pat_MustardJ. TiganaM. Sammer
paulscholes18O. BlokhinF Baresi
G Baresi
Edgar Allan PillowT. HenryB. Moore
Šjor BepoV. VoroninZico
GioInjury-free cardL. Yashin
PhysiocratG. WeahL. Matthäus
Zlatan 7L. RonaldoA.
Shesternyov


Blocked List : R. Gullit, K. Mbappe, M. Desailly, M. van Basten, R. Rensenbrink

@Himannv
 

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@harms @Šjor Bepo I understand the player I pick needs to not only have been born in an African/Asian country but has to also have played there. Firstly, is this correct? Secondly, can they have played in a club in a different African/Asian country and not the one they were born in? Thirdly, is this career peak?
 

Enigma_87

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@harms @Šjor Bepo I understand the player I pick needs to not only have been born in an African/Asian country but has to also have played there. Firstly, is this correct? Secondly, can they have played in a club in a different African/Asian country and not the one they were born in? Thirdly, is this career peak?
player has to be born in African/Asian country, played for African/Asian national team, not club team, and you get the career peak.
 

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Round 1Round 2Round 3
Michaelf7777777D. MaradonaB. VogtsE. Figueroa
HimannvW. Van HanegemG. MullerM. Salah
SkizzoM. PlatiniRomario
oneniltothearsenalL. ThuramJ. Cruyff
Enigma_87EusebioF. Beckenbauer
P-NutM. ColunaR. van der Gouw
prolifikC. MozerJail card
GodShaveTheQueenL. FigoRonaldinho
Jim BeamL. MessiM. Amoros
Pat_MustardJ. TiganaM. Sammer
paulscholes18O. BlokhinF Baresi
G Baresi
Edgar Allan PillowT. HenryB. Moore
Šjor BepoV. VoroninZico
GioInjury-free cardL. Yashin
PhysiocratG. WeahL. Matthäus
Zlatan 7L. RonaldoA.
Shesternyov


Blocked List : R. Gullit, K. Mbappe, M. Desailly, M. van Basten, R. Rensenbrink

@Skizzo
 

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Round 1Round 2Round 3
Michaelf7777777D. MaradonaB. VogtsE. Figueroa
HimannvW. Van HanegemG. MullerM. Salah
SkizzoM. PlatiniRomarioR. Carlos
oneniltothearsenalL. ThuramJ. Cruyff
Enigma_87EusebioF. Beckenbauer
P-NutM. ColunaR. van der Gouw
prolifikC. MozerJail card
GodShaveTheQueenL. FigoRonaldinho
Jim BeamL. MessiM. Amoros
Pat_MustardJ. TiganaM. Sammer
paulscholes18O. BlokhinF Baresi
G Baresi
Edgar Allan PillowT. HenryB. Moore
Šjor BepoV. VoroninZico
GioInjury-free cardL. Yashin
PhysiocratG. WeahL. Matthäus
Zlatan 7L. RonaldoA.
Shesternyov


Blocked List : R. Gullit, K. Mbappe, M. Desailly, M. van Basten, R. Rensenbrink
 

oneniltothearsenal

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Round 1Round 2Round 3
Michaelf7777777D. MaradonaB. VogtsE. Figueroa
HimannvW. Van HanegemG. MullerM. Salah
SkizzoM. PlatiniRomarioRoberto Carlos
oneniltothearsenalL. ThuramJ. CruyffPelé
Enigma_87EusebioF. Beckenbauer
P-NutM. ColunaR. van der Gouw
prolifikC. MozerJail card
GodShaveTheQueenL. FigoRonaldinho
Jim BeamL. MessiM. Amoros
Pat_MustardJ. TiganaM. Sammer
paulscholes18O. BlokhinF Baresi
G Baresi
Edgar Allan PillowT. HenryB. Moore
Šjor BepoV. VoroninZico
GioInjury-free cardL. Yashin
PhysiocratG. WeahL. Matthäus
Zlatan 7L. RonaldoA.
Shesternyov


Blocked List : R. Gullit, K. Mbappe, M. Desailly, M. van Basten, R. Rensenbrink


@Enigma_87
 

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Enigma picks Ruud Krol

Round 1Round 2Round 3
Michaelf7777777D. MaradonaB. VogtsE. Figueroa
HimannvW. Van HanegemG. MullerM. Salah
SkizzoM. PlatiniRomarioRoberto Carlos
oneniltothearsenalL. ThuramJ. CruyffPelé
Enigma_87EusebioF. BeckenbauerR. Krol
P-NutM. ColunaR. van der Gouw
prolifikC. MozerJail card
GodShaveTheQueenL. FigoRonaldinho
Jim BeamL. MessiM. Amoros
Pat_MustardJ. TiganaM. Sammer
paulscholes18O. BlokhinF Baresi
G Baresi
Edgar Allan PillowT. HenryB. Moore
Šjor BepoV. VoroninZico
GioInjury-free cardL. Yashin
PhysiocratG. WeahL. Matthäus
Zlatan 7L. RonaldoA.
Shesternyov


Blocked List : R. Gullit, K. Mbappe, M. Desailly, M. van Basten, R. Rensenbrink

@P-Nut
 

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Round 1Round 2Round 3
Michaelf7777777D. MaradonaB. VogtsE. Figueroa
HimannvW. Van HanegemG. MullerM. Salah
SkizzoM. PlatiniRomarioRoberto Carlos
oneniltothearsenalL. ThuramJ. CruyffPelé
Enigma_87EusebioF. BeckenbauerR. Krol
P-NutM. ColunaR. van der GouwF. Rijkaard
prolifikC. MozerJail cardC. Maldini
P. Maldini
GodShaveTheQueenL. FigoRonaldinho
Jim BeamL. MessiM. Amoros
Pat_MustardJ. TiganaM. Sammer
paulscholes18O. BlokhinF Baresi
G Baresi
Edgar Allan PillowT. HenryB. Moore
Šjor BepoV. VoroninZico
GioInjury-free cardL. Yashin
PhysiocratG. WeahL. Matthäus
Zlatan 7L. RonaldoA.
Shesternyov


Blocked List : R. Gullit, K. Mbappe, M. Desailly, M. van Basten, R. Rensenbrink

@GodShaveTheQueen
 

GodShaveTheQueen

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Round 1Round 2Round 3
Michaelf7777777D. MaradonaB. VogtsE. Figueroa
HimannvW. Van HanegemG. MullerM. Salah
SkizzoM. PlatiniRomarioRoberto Carlos
oneniltothearsenalL. ThuramJ. CruyffPelé
Enigma_87EusebioF. BeckenbauerR. Krol
P-NutM. ColunaR. van der GouwF. Rijkaard
prolifikC. MozerJail cardC. Maldini
P. Maldini
GodShaveTheQueenL. FigoRonaldinhoG. Best
Jim BeamL. MessiM. Amoros
Pat_MustardJ. TiganaM. Sammer
paulscholes18O. BlokhinF Baresi
G Baresi
Edgar Allan PillowT. HenryB. Moore
Šjor BepoV. VoroninZico
GioInjury-free cardL. Yashin
PhysiocratG. WeahL. Matthäus
Zlatan 7L. RonaldoA.
Shesternyov


Blocked List : R. Gullit, K. Mbappe, M. Desailly, M. van Basten, R. Rensenbrink

@Jim Beam
 

harms

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Plot summary said:
Edwin Anthony is an innocent and shy young man who is hit by a nude man falling from a high-rise building while carrying a chandelier. Edwin's penis is mutilated in the accident and has to be amputated; the falling man is killed.

Edwin becomes the recipient of the world's first penis transplant: he receives the very large penis of the womanizer killed in the same accident. With his new bit of anatomy (which he names "Percy"), Edwin follows the womanizer's footsteps, meeting all his women friends, before settling happily with the donor's mistreated widow
Wtf :lol:
 

Jim Beam

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Round 1Round 2Round 3
Michaelf7777777D. MaradonaB. VogtsE. Figueroa
HimannvW. Van HanegemG. MullerM. Salah
SkizzoM. PlatiniRomarioRoberto Carlos
oneniltothearsenalL. ThuramJ. CruyffPelé
Enigma_87EusebioF. BeckenbauerR. Krol
P-NutM. ColunaR. van der GouwF. Rijkaard
prolifikC. MozerJail cardC. Maldini
P. Maldini
GodShaveTheQueenL. FigoRonaldinhoG. Best
Jim BeamL. MessiM. AmorosJ. Neeskens
Pat_MustardJ. TiganaM. Sammer
paulscholes18O. BlokhinF Baresi
G Baresi
Edgar Allan PillowT. HenryB. Moore
Šjor BepoV. VoroninZico
GioInjury-free cardL. Yashin
PhysiocratG. WeahL. Matthäus
Zlatan 7L. RonaldoA.
Shesternyov


Blocked List : R. Gullit, K. Mbappe, M. Desailly, M. van Basten, R. Rensenbrink

@Pat_Mustard
 

harms

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Round 1Round 2Round 3
Michaelf7777777D. MaradonaB. VogtsE. Figueroa
HimannvW. Van HanegemG. MullerM. Salah
SkizzoM. PlatiniRomarioRoberto Carlos
oneniltothearsenalL. ThuramJ. CruyffPelé
Enigma_87EusebioF. BeckenbauerR. Krol
P-NutM. ColunaR. van der GouwF. Rijkaard
prolifikC. MozerJail cardC. Maldini
P. Maldini
GodShaveTheQueenL. FigoRonaldinhoG. Best
Jim BeamL. MessiM. AmorosJ. Neeskens
Pat_MustardJ. TiganaM. SammerF. Puskás
paulscholes18O. BlokhinF Baresi
G Baresi
Edgar Allan PillowT. HenryB. Moore
Šjor BepoV. VoroninZico
GioInjury-free cardL. Yashin
PhysiocratG. WeahL. Matthäus
Zlatan 7L. RonaldoA.
Shesternyov


Blocked List : R. Gullit, K. Mbappe, M. Desailly, M. van Basten, R. Rensenbrink

@paulscholes18
 

paulscholes18

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Round 1Round 2Round 3
Michaelf7777777D. MaradonaB. VogtsE. Figueroa
HimannvW. Van HanegemG. MullerM. Salah
SkizzoM. PlatiniRomarioRoberto Carlos
oneniltothearsenalL. ThuramJ. CruyffPelé
Enigma_87EusebioF. BeckenbauerR. Krol
P-NutM. ColunaR. van der GouwF. Rijkaard
prolifikC. MozerJail cardC. Maldini
P. Maldini
GodShaveTheQueenL. FigoRonaldinhoG. Best
Jim BeamL. MessiM. AmorosJ. Neeskens
Pat_MustardJ. TiganaM. SammerF. Puskás
paulscholes18O. BlokhinF Baresi
G Baresi
Garrincha
Edgar Allan PillowT. HenryB. Moore
Šjor BepoV. VoroninZico
GioInjury-free cardL. Yashin
PhysiocratG. WeahL. Matthäus
Zlatan 7L. RonaldoA.
Shesternyov


Blocked List : R. Gullit, K. Mbappe, M. Desailly, M. van Basten, R. Rensenbrink[/QUOTE]
 

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Round 1Round 2Round 3
Michaelf7777777D. MaradonaB. VogtsE. Figueroa
HimannvW. Van HanegemG. MullerM. Salah
SkizzoM. PlatiniRomarioRoberto Carlos
oneniltothearsenalL. ThuramJ. CruyffPelé
Enigma_87EusebioF. BeckenbauerR. Krol
P-NutM. ColunaR. van der GouwF. Rijkaard
prolifikC. MozerJail cardC. Maldini
P. Maldini
GodShaveTheQueenL. FigoRonaldinhoG. Best
Jim BeamL. MessiM. AmorosJ. Neeskens
Pat_MustardJ. TiganaM. SammerF. Puskás
paulscholes18O. BlokhinF Baresi
G Baresi
Garrincha
Edgar Allan PillowT. HenryB. MooreE. Davids
Šjor BepoV. VoroninZicoPR Falcao
GioInjury-free cardL. Yashin
PhysiocratG. WeahL. Matthäus
Zlatan 7L. RonaldoA.
Shesternyov


Blocked List : R. Gullit, K. Mbappe, M. Desailly, M. van Basten, R. Rensenbrink
 

prolifik

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Round 1Round 2Round 3
Michaelf7777777D. MaradonaB. VogtsE. Figueroa
HimannvW. Van HanegemG. MullerM. Salah
SkizzoM. PlatiniRomarioRoberto Carlos
oneniltothearsenalL. ThuramJ. CruyffPelé
Enigma_87EusebioF. BeckenbauerR. Krol
P-NutM. ColunaR. van der GouwF. Rijkaard
prolifikC. MozerJail cardC. Maldini
P. Maldini
GodShaveTheQueenL. FigoRonaldinhoG. Best
Jim BeamL. MessiM. AmorosJ. Neeskens
Pat_MustardJ. TiganaM. SammerF. Puskás
paulscholes18O. BlokhinF Baresi
G Baresi
Garrincha
Edgar Allan PillowT. HenryB. MooreE. Davids
Šjor BepoV. VoroninZicoPR Falcao
GioInjury-free cardL. YashinP. Breitner
PhysiocratG. WeahL. MatthäusG. Batistuta
Zlatan 7L. RonaldoA.
Shesternyov


Blocked List : R. Gullit, K. Mbappe, M. Desailly, M. van Basten, R. Rensenbrink, U. Seeler, P. Nedved