10 STEPS to MAKE US the BEST in the WORLD...

[BeardedGenius]

Here's what I suggest - I'm sure you'll agree:

CURRENT FIRST CHOICE:

Van Der Sar

Neville - Ferdinand - Vidic - Heinze

Ronaldo - Fletcher - Scholes - Park

Nistelrooy - Rooney​

STEP 1: Buy Malboro Diara from Lyons for £17.2m plus Michael Silvestre
STEP 2: Sell John O'Shea to AC Milan for £4.3m plus £2.2m dependent on appearances
STEP 3: Buy Javier Mascapone and Tevez from Corinthians for £5.8m
STEP 4: Sell Question Fortune, Louis Saha, Alan Smith and Kevin Richardson to Real Betis and Valencia for undisclosed respectively
STEP 5: Buy Rio Walcott and Toure from Arsenal for Nistelrooy and Ji Park Sung plus £0.9m
STEP 6: Buy Thomas Gravesen and Mikael Ballack from Real Madrid for Rio Walcott plus £11.8m plus £3.5m
STEP 7: Sell Darren Fletcher to Everton - straight swap with Tom Cahill plus £7.2m and Tony Hibbert
STEP 8: Retire Scholes and sell Ronaldo to Man City for £12m
STEP 9: Buy Paul Robinson and Lesley King from Spurs for undisclosed plus £6.7m and Malboro Diarra
STEP 10: Buy Louis Saha and Joaquin from Real Betis for £9m plus Gabriel Heinze
STEP 11: Buy Flintoff from cricket for Gary Neville and £13m

NEW FIRST CHOICE:

Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez​

 

[Remy]

An ounce of what you're smoking please...oh.. and a pack of skins

 

[Im red2]

An ounce of what you're smoking please...oh.. and a pack of skins

Same here Thank God he is not the manager.

 

[SmashedHombre]

I cant even find the right words

 

[k-standred]

You play too much Football manager, I'm sure you'll agree.

 

[SmashedHombre]

You play too much Football manager, I'm sure you'll agree.

But he got all their names wrong which leads me to believe its a wind up?

 

[Sarni]

Top class

 

[R*v*N]

is it CM5 or Football Manager 2005

 

[Saq]

Here's what I suggest - I'm sure you'll agree:

CURRENT FIRST CHOICE:

Van Der Sar

Neville - Ferdinand - Vidic - Heinze

Ronaldo - Fletcher - Scholes - Park

Nistelrooy - Rooney​

STEP 1: Buy Malboro Diara from Lyons for £17.2m plus Michael Silvestre
STEP 2: Sell John O'Shea to AC Milan for £4.3m plus £2.2m dependent on appearances
STEP 3: Buy Javier Mascapone and Tevez from Corinthians for £5.8m
STEP 4: Sell Question Fortune, Louis Saha, Alan Smith and Kevin Richardson to Real Betis and Valencia for undisclosed respectively
STEP 5: Buy Rio Walcott and Toure from Arsenal for Nistelrooy and Ji Park Sung plus £0.9m
STEP 6: Buy Thomas Gravesen and Mikael Ballack from Real Madrid for Rio Walcott plus £11.8m plus £3.5m
STEP 7: Sell Darren Fletcher to Everton - straight swap with Tom Cahill plus £7.2m and Tony Hibbert
STEP 8: Retire Scholes and sell Ronaldo to Man City for £12m
STEP 9: Buy Paul Robinson and Lesley King from Spurs for undisclosed plus £6.7m and Malboro Diarra
STEP 10: Buy Louis Saha and Joaquin from Real Betis for £9m plus Gabriel Heinze
STEP 11: Buy Flintoff from cricket for Gary Neville and £13m

NEW FIRST CHOICE:

Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez​

what wrong with you Bearded.
are you on drugs lately?

 

[monkeytron]

You have got to admit that Freddie Flintoff has all the qualities of a great central midfielder, power, agression, a good engine and he is a leader. If he could play football he would be perect!

 

[Ringo 07]

Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez​

Beardy are you sure your not Souness in disguise?

 

[Ern]

Dumb thread.

 

[redmanc]

someone has been hitting the serious stuff

 

[032Devil]

For Bearded:

Question Fortune - Quinton Fortune
Rio Walcott - Theo Walcott
Tom Cahill - Tim Cahill
Malboro Diarra - Mohamadou Diarra

 

[MrMarcello]

Sell Saha and buy him back. Excellent club management.

 

[redmanc]

lol its clearly a wind up

 

[WeasteDevil]

lol its clearly a wind up

Never!

 

[tengy]

you been puffing on the reefa again

 

[very Ruud]

Here's what I suggest - I'm sure you'll agree:

CURRENT FIRST CHOICE:

Van Der Sar

Neville - Ferdinand - Vidic - Heinze

Ronaldo - Fletcher - Scholes - Park

Nistelrooy - Rooney​

STEP 1: Buy Malboro Diara from Lyons for £17.2m plus Michael Silvestre
STEP 2: Sell John O'Shea to AC Milan for £4.3m plus £2.2m dependent on appearances
STEP 3: Buy Javier Mascapone and Tevez from Corinthians for £5.8m
STEP 4: Sell Question Fortune, Louis Saha, Alan Smith and Kevin Richardson to Real Betis and Valencia for undisclosed respectively
STEP 5: Buy Rio Walcott and Toure from Arsenal for Nistelrooy and Ji Park Sung plus £0.9m
STEP 6: Buy Thomas Gravesen and Mikael Ballack from Real Madrid for Rio Walcott plus £11.8m plus £3.5m
STEP 7: Sell Darren Fletcher to Everton - straight swap with Tom Cahill plus £7.2m and Tony Hibbert
STEP 8: Retire Scholes and sell Ronaldo to Man City for £12m
STEP 9: Buy Paul Robinson and Lesley King from Spurs for undisclosed plus £6.7m and Malboro Diarra
STEP 10: Buy Louis Saha and Joaquin from Real Betis for £9m plus Gabriel Heinze
STEP 11: Buy Flintoff from cricket for Gary Neville and £13m

NEW FIRST CHOICE:

Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez​

One for the classics !!


FFS.

 

[M160RA]

NEW FIRST CHOICE:

Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez​

I'd actually stick Flintoff upfront with Tevez, have Ballack in the centre and Cahill out on the left. You also forgot Steps 11, which is bring to in Jonny Wilkinson as the set-piece specialist.

 

[Reflectorboy]

Here's what I suggest - I'm sure you'll agree:

CURRENT FIRST CHOICE:

Van Der Sar

Neville - Ferdinand - Vidic - Heinze

Ronaldo - Fletcher - Scholes - Park

Nistelrooy - Rooney​

STEP 1: Buy Malboro Diara from Lyons for £17.2m plus Michael Silvestre
STEP 2: Sell John O'Shea to AC Milan for £4.3m plus £2.2m dependent on appearances
STEP 3: Buy Javier Mascapone and Tevez from Corinthians for £5.8m
STEP 4: Sell Question Fortune, Louis Saha, Alan Smith and Kevin Richardson to Real Betis and Valencia for undisclosed respectively
STEP 5: Buy Rio Walcott and Toure from Arsenal for Nistelrooy and Ji Park Sung plus £0.9m
STEP 6: Buy Thomas Gravesen and Mikael Ballack from Real Madrid for Rio Walcott plus £11.8m plus £3.5m
STEP 7: Sell Darren Fletcher to Everton - straight swap with Tom Cahill plus £7.2m and Tony Hibbert
STEP 8: Retire Scholes and sell Ronaldo to Man City for £12m
STEP 9: Buy Paul Robinson and Lesley King from Spurs for undisclosed plus £6.7m and Malboro Diarra
STEP 10: Buy Louis Saha and Joaquin from Real Betis for £9m plus Gabriel Heinze
STEP 11: Buy Flintoff from cricket for Gary Neville and £13m

NEW FIRST CHOICE:

Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez​

i bet this is a wind up

 

[Nearco]

Like it. Getting 4mil from Milan for O`Shea would be tougher than "buying Flintoff from cricket."

 

[Dubai_Devil]

@ Bearded

@ the idiots in this thread.

 

[bergen]

@ Bearded

@ the idiots in this thread.

seconded.

(Obviously, me and Dubai are not part of "the idiots in this thread", we are here representing the voice of reason)

 

[Dubai_Devil]

seconded.

(Obviously, me and Dubai are not part of "the idiots in this thread", we are here representing the voice of reason)

Of course.

 

[terry369]

For Bearded:

Question Fortune - Quinton Fortune
Rio Walcott - Theo Walcott
Tom Cahill - Tim Cahill
Malboro Diarra - Mohamadou Diarra

Michael Silvestre >> Mikael Silvestre
Javier Mascapone >> Javier Mascherano
Kevin Richardson >> Kieran Richardson
Ji Park Sung >> Ji-sung Park or Park Ji-Sung
Mikael Ballack >> Michael Ballack
Lesley King >> Ledley King

 

[cheethamhill]

good thread, usually dont lol alot around here

 

[dhstriker]

Sticky!!!

 

[T-Zolla]

we should get Woodwood in to manage training

 

[Jamie]

Flintoff from cricket.

Brilliant.

 

[BeardedGenius]

Beardy are you sure your not Souness in disguise?

He'd be the new manager - part exchange for Sir Alex Ferguson and Carlos Quieirez in installments

 

[MANCHESTER BOY]

He'd be the new manager - part exchange for Sir Alex Ferguson and Carlos Quieirez in installments

mccarthy as assistant !

 

[BeardedGenius]

mccarthy as assistant !

Be realistic.

 

[MANCHESTER BOY]

Be realistic.

yer sorry it would never work.

 

[besty1]

Sticky indeed...

 

[wancolos]

Here's what I suggest - I'm sure you'll agree:

CURRENT FIRST CHOICE:

Van Der Sar

Neville - Ferdinand - Vidic - Heinze

Ronaldo - Fletcher - Scholes - Park

Nistelrooy - Rooney​

STEP 1: Buy Malboro Diara from Lyons for £17.2m plus Michael Silvestre
STEP 2: Sell John O'Shea to AC Milan for £4.3m plus £2.2m dependent on appearances
STEP 3: Buy Javier Mascapone and Tevez from Corinthians for £5.8m
STEP 4: Sell Question Fortune, Louis Saha, Alan Smith and Kevin Richardson to Real Betis and Valencia for undisclosed respectively
STEP 5: Buy Rio Walcott and Toure from Arsenal for Nistelrooy and Ji Park Sung plus £0.9m
STEP 6: Buy Thomas Gravesen and Mikael Ballack from Real Madrid for Rio Walcott plus £11.8m plus £3.5m
STEP 7: Sell Darren Fletcher to Everton - straight swap with Tom Cahill plus £7.2m and Tony Hibbert
STEP 8: Retire Scholes and sell Ronaldo to Man City for £12m
STEP 9: Buy Paul Robinson and Lesley King from Spurs for undisclosed plus £6.7m and Malboro Diarra
STEP 10: Buy Louis Saha and Joaquin from Real Betis for £9m plus Gabriel Heinze
STEP 11: Buy Flintoff from cricket for Gary Neville and £13m

NEW FIRST CHOICE:

Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez​

That wouldn't even work in FM ffs!

 

[Davo]

Here's what I suggest - I'm sure you'll agree:

CURRENT FIRST CHOICE:

Van Der Sar

Neville - Ferdinand - Vidic - Heinze

Ronaldo - Fletcher - Scholes - Park

Nistelrooy - Rooney​

STEP 1: Buy Malboro Diara from Lyons for £17.2m plus Michael Silvestre
STEP 2: Sell John O'Shea to AC Milan for £4.3m plus £2.2m dependent on appearances
STEP 3: Buy Javier Mascapone and Tevez from Corinthians for £5.8m
STEP 4: Sell Question Fortune, Louis Saha, Alan Smith and Kevin Richardson to Real Betis and Valencia for undisclosed respectively
STEP 5: Buy Rio Walcott and Toure from Arsenal for Nistelrooy and Ji Park Sung plus £0.9m
STEP 6: Buy Thomas Gravesen and Mikael Ballack from Real Madrid for Rio Walcott plus £11.8m plus £3.5m
STEP 7: Sell Darren Fletcher to Everton - straight swap with Tom Cahill plus £7.2m and Tony Hibbert
STEP 8: Retire Scholes and sell Ronaldo to Man City for £12m
STEP 9: Buy Paul Robinson and Lesley King from Spurs for undisclosed plus £6.7m and Malboro Diarra
STEP 10: Buy Louis Saha and Joaquin from Real Betis for £9m plus Gabriel Heinze
STEP 11: Buy Flintoff from cricket for Gary Neville and £13m

NEW FIRST CHOICE:

Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez​

Brilliant

Including some of the replies..

 

[Raconteur]

Here's what I suggest - I'm sure you'll agree:

CURRENT FIRST CHOICE:

Van Der Sar

Neville - Ferdinand - Vidic - Heinze

Ronaldo - Fletcher - Scholes - Park

Nistelrooy - Rooney​

STEP 1: Buy Malboro Diara from Lyons for £17.2m plus Michael Silvestre
STEP 2: Sell John O'Shea to AC Milan for £4.3m plus £2.2m dependent on appearances
STEP 3: Buy Javier Mascapone and Tevez from Corinthians for £5.8m
STEP 4: Sell Question Fortune, Louis Saha, Alan Smith and Kevin Richardson to Real Betis and Valencia for undisclosed respectively
STEP 5: Buy Rio Walcott and Toure from Arsenal for Nistelrooy and Ji Park Sung plus £0.9m
STEP 6: Buy Thomas Gravesen and Mikael Ballack from Real Madrid for Rio Walcott plus £11.8m plus £3.5m
STEP 7: Sell Darren Fletcher to Everton - straight swap with Tom Cahill plus £7.2m and Tony Hibbert
STEP 8: Retire Scholes and sell Ronaldo to Man City for £12m
STEP 9: Buy Paul Robinson and Lesley King from Spurs for undisclosed plus £6.7m and Malboro Diarra
STEP 10: Buy Louis Saha and Joaquin from Real Betis for £9m plus Gabriel Heinze
STEP 11: Buy Flintoff from cricket for Gary Neville and £13m

NEW FIRST CHOICE:

Robinson

Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King

Flintoff

Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack

Tevez​

This is by far the most humorous and least plausible suggestion to date.

Well done bearded

 

[Number7]

@ Bearded and the fecking retards in this thread.

For Bearded:

Question Fortune - Quinton Fortune
Rio Walcott - Theo Walcott
Tom Cahill - Tim Cahill
Malboro Diarra - Mohamadou Diarra

 

[GaryLifo]

For Bearded:

Question Fortune - Quinton Fortune
Rio Walcott - Theo Walcott
Tom Cahill - Tim Cahill
Malboro Diarra - Mohamadou Diarra

No offence, But quite how you managed to reach 4,400+ posts without getting yourself nominated for a Darwin award is beyond me.

SWISH (sound of point being missed by 032Devil)