A little bit of deadline day fun

Fulham to PSG for £93mil.

Sounds about right. I'm very good, and there's been a slow bidding war with Juve and City over securing my services.
 
Looks like I'm leaving Chelsea and joining Real Madrid for a cut price £45m
Im going there for the challenge lads, the extra wages mean nothing to me honestly.
 
Norwich to PSG for 64 million. So excited to play with Messi, Neymar, Mbappe and the boys.
 
Chelsea to Stoke for £70M.

Told you I could do it on a rainy Tuesday night in Stoke.
 
Leipzig to Manchester United for £99 million.

That sounds like 2015 business.
 
This is a fascinating insight into how much or how little phone battery people have at this time of day.
 
Spurs to Qarabag for....free (my phone died literally 10 seconds ago..)

Pretty accurate to be fair. :lol:
 
Bayern to United for 1 mi...

(I hope somebody gets it)
 
Valencia to Ausberg for £98m.

All good as long as I’m getting paid.
 
I go from Wrexham to Man City :mad:
But for a few of 57 and rising (I’m plugged in).
Hope I’m the final straw in their FFP conspiracy..
 
I’ve joined United from Lazio for £98m. fecking get in.

Shame i was a left back when I played